Moments after Superbeast Mark Keaton vs Kagura...AS 117 at the catering area...
Backstage Bob stood at the long table filled with buns and drinks, he had a pathetic little paper plate ready to put one item on it. That item was none other than a piece of cherry cheesecake, cut in a perfect little triangle like it was done with a futuristic laser cutter. So perfect. The very last piece too. He practically drooled as he raised his plastic fork to get it....
BAM!
A garbage can violently landed right on the cheesecake, squishing it and flying off as the can rolled off of the table, spilling napkins and empty cups out of it as it fell to the floor in a clang.
"What the hell is wrong with that ref?! This is so bullshit man!!" Mark roared as kicked over a water jug, there was still little pixel styled bits of red make up on his face and he still had his white contacts in. Backstage Bob made a quick run for it.
Mark picked up a paper cup and crumpled it, he threw it as hard as he could. There was no calming down from this, he wanted to at least get past the first round of the Gold Rush Tournament, but his plan to scare Kagura didn't work.....at all.
"Tough loss there tonight." Dallas Keaton approached his son from Mark's immediate left, he had on a dark red suit and balanced a goblet of vodka in his left hand. If he was auditioning for a role of the devil then there would be no competition, the part was his.
"Hey pops, did you see that bullshit out there?! Banks is gonna have to talk to that ref! This can't go on unpunished!" Mark made a face and pulled out a roll of quarters from his leather pants in the side front, he now knew what was digging into him the entire match.
"Listen son," Dallas patted Mark on the shoulder and continued,
"Take a walk with me, but please take out those bloody contacts first. It's creeping me out, kid."
Mark removed his contacts as he walked next to his father. Dallas smiled as they slowly walked through the backstage area, the crowds cheering the main event in the distance. Dallas took a quick sip of his vodka.
"Ever since you were a little boy, the only thing you ever talked about was being a big rock star like your old man. Then you started watching this wrestling program on television...what was it again? Super Duper Something Fighting Something...?"
"Super Colorado Wrestling League." Mark muttered as he ran his hands through his golden hair.
"Yes, yes that's the one. Terrible budget. But it drew you in and I ended up taking you to all the shows. Now here you are, twenty something years old and living BOTH of your dreams at the same time. Rock star while wrestling, ha! It ended up being perfect for you. But how long do you think this Mr. Banks is going to tolerate all this hoopla and extra cash that's flying around? What do you think he's going to say when he sees the bill for your special entrance tonight and you still lost the match?" Dallas suddenly slowed his pace and stared at the youngster, Mark had no words for his old man, just puttered along, staring at the floor with a dejected expression.
"I'm afraid you might be the next one that Vis Imperium spits out of it's massive lips. That's why I've come to rescue you son. I'm going to offer this to you only ONE time. In July, I'm going on a WORLD TOUR called The Revenge of Dallas Keaton, it's going to turn the rock and roll music world on it's head and shoot me right back into superstar status. I'm going to be backed by none other than The Three Smokes Band.They approached me and came up with the whole idea.Now imagine this....you came with me, Father and Son...world touring together. You can leave this wrestling thing behind you and become a HUGE rock star next to your old man! Just like your original dream, kid!"
Mark stopped walking,
"I can't believe it! This is almost too good to be true dad! Hell YES I'm coming on a world tour with you! Vis Imperium can replace me easily! They don't need me, man! Hold on a second, I'll grab my things."
Mark had a huge smile on his face now as he pushed his way through the door and into the
Vis Imperium locker room. A small twenty five inch t.v was mounted in the corner near the ceiling and it had the main event on
live. On the screen, Cooper slammed Tyrone's head into the barricade and gave the man some hard kicks to the ribs for good measure. Keaton did a mental fist pump and opened his locker, he grabbed his heavy duffel bag and started to stuff his jacket in, but it wouldn't fit so he just held on to it.
Cohen:
It's all about pride tonight.
All the sound suddenly seemed to mute as Mark let Cohen's words ring through his head.
Where is YOUR pride Mark? He put his hands on his hips and looked in the huge mirror that dominated the wall facing the lockers. He flexed his shoulders and his chest. He looked at his six pack abs and wiped the sweat off of them.
You have it all, the cut body, the sexy good looks and athletic ability.
Cohen:
Cooper needs to get back in the ring and help his partner!
Mark took a towel and rubbed off the remaining paint flecks off of his cheeks.
Justin Cooper, my best friend in the whole world. I don't think I could stand the look of disappointment on his face if I just dropped everything and became a huge rock star with my father.
Anderson: Here are your winners, the Elite Openweight Champion Batti, and the Mayhem Champion Tyrone Blades!
Shit.I better bail before Cooper storms in here pissed off. I shouldn't keep dad waiting either.
Mark Keaton flipped on his black demin jacket and grabbed his duffel bag, he walked to the locker room door and opened it. To his absolute surprise, another version of Mark Keaton stood there!
Both men looked at each other with curious, tilted heads.
"Hello, my name is Kram Notaek and I'm your alternate dimension version of you." The Mark Keaton double said as he extended his hand for a handshake.
Mark Keaton slapped his own forehead and looked to the locker room ceiling,
"Jeff!! You can't be serious DUDE!!"
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I'M SORRY, MARK! JUST SLAM THE DOOR AND HE'LL GO AWAY! I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!*
Mark slammed the door and quickly opened it, the double vanished from sight. He walked through and caught his father walking away. He slightly jogged to catch up with him.
Dallas Keaton turned and smiled,
"Excellent, you can leave this place behind. Did you talk to your pal Cooper? Did he take the news well?"
"I'm sorry, Dad. I can't go with you. I have too much unfinished business here in wrestling. I wish you all the best on your world tour, man. Tell The Three Smokes Band I said hi." Mark heaved the bag over his shoulder and patted his father on his back.
Dallas nodded as he watched his son walk away. He turned and saw another version of Mark Keaton walk away in the other direction, he looked at his goblet, gave it a curious gaze and threw it in the garbage.