Anti-Spawns REAL facts

[Moon Knight]

Here are some real facts.



1 + 1 = 2

The sky is up

The ground is down

Africa is very very poor

China has over 1 billion people

People drink water

Sex feels good

Getting hit in the face with a brick hurts like a mofo

 

[Sparky]

1+1 also = a window...

 

[Bernkastel]

fish lurk in streams

fact

 

[Moon Knight]

fish lurk in streams

fact

The girl in echelons sig has green hair.

 

[Sparky]

The girl in echelons sig has green hair.

She is also howt.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm pro-Spawn. FACT.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

This week anyway.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oreos suck sans milk.

 

[Moon Knight]

Oreos suck sans milk.

Oreos rock no matter what.

 

[HBK-aholic]

MK loves Becca. FACT!

 

[Rusty]

Madagascar is a country.

FACT

 

[Richard]

My last name isn't REVENGE.

Fact.

 

[Moon Knight]

MK loves Becca. FACT!

If Becca didn't love MK he be very sad.

 

[Slyfox696]

Here are some real facts.

In addition to these....

1 + 1 = 2

3+3=5

The sky is up

Not if you're in a space shuttle.

The ground is down

Not if you're in a hole.

Africa is very very poor

Depends if you're a white South African or not.

China has over 1 billion people

And shrinking.

People drink water

And beer.

Sex feels good

Unless she's dry and you have no lube.

Getting hit in the face with a brick hurts like a mofo

Feels kind of like getting hit in the face by my fist.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Go to prison for 15 years and tell me that sex feels good...

 

[justinsayne]

Apparently if you cut your dick open then sex doesn't feel so good, according to Kevin Smith, it feels like your sticking it in battery acid, he goes in to great detail over this story in An Evening With Kevin Smith 1

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I would imagine this is true. I finger banged a girl with cuts on my finger, and it stung like fuck

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Its becuase of the high salt content in vaginal secretion. Its on par with mucus, basically the same shit.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Go to prison for 15 years and tell me that sex feels good...

If you're big a muscular then it WOULD feel good.

 

[Papa Shango]

Its becuase of the high salt content in vaginal secretion. Its on par with mucus, basically the same shit.

New fact- NorCal has ruined sex for Papa Shango.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Fact- I agree with Shango.

And I was eating too.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Its becuase of the high salt content in vaginal secretion. Its on par with mucus, basically the same shit.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

New fact- NorCal has ruined sex for Papa Shango.

You've ruined sex for me too. I think Ima go gay after reading this shit. It prolly would hurt less.