An Open Mic Challenge To Any Of You Phony Ass Crackers

[Lowdown]

When you battle with me, you're entering no mans land
deuces? I'll take aces and eights, dead mans hand
the marines kick the ass of the ******s of the sand
but the last time you even saw a gun, you got an explosion of the bladder gland
this battle is over, finished and done
by the way, your moms got you fooled, that girl certainly ain't no nun
well, I've got to be going now, it's been fun
oh and about the "Your moms not a nun" line? Well, there's something that I have to tell you.....

Hello, son.

Never need a gun, son, just pass me the mic
And you like no man's land, the porn full of dykes
****** of the sand you say, but I'm the whole beach
Challenge me with wordplay, I'm outta your reach
You must rep the Pharcyde, bringing up my mama
That seems to be your best shot, yet you can't fade my drama
And you can't beat me with aces and 8's, try as you might
My quad kings will take the pot and all of your fight
Let me give you the real Lowdown, never try me in poker
Cause I'll clean up with boat, while you play spades trying to see me with jokers.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Never need a gun, son, just pass me the mic
And you like no man's land, the porn full of dykes
****** of the sand you say, but I'm the whole beach
Challenge me with wordplay, I'm outta your reach
You must rep the Pharcyde, bringing up my mama
That seems to be your best shot, yet you can't fade my drama
And you can't beat me with aces and 8's, try as you might
My quad kings will take the pot and all of your fight
Let me give you the real Lowdown, never try me in poker
Cause I'll clean up with boat, while you play spades trying to see me with jokers.

Jokers? Like Heath Ledger? The *** from brokeback?
Well you wouldn't remember him anyway, you've lost count of the names of all the dudes that have sucked dry your ballsack
Lowdown? More like down-low, where you've been hiding your whole life
How else did you get your AIDS? Got stabbed with a bloody knife?
Good God, stop with the references to poker
You'll take my pot? Good thing I ain't a smoker
What kings are you talking about? You must be in a dream
Because the closest thing to royalty in this battle that I see is a royal drag-queen

 

[Lowdown]

Jokers? Like Heath Ledger? The *** from brokeback?
Well you wouldn't remember him anyway, you've lost count of the names of all the dudes that have sucked dry your ballsack
Lowdown? More like down-low, where you've been hiding your whole life
How else did you get your AIDS? Got stabbed with a bloody knife?
Good God, stop with the references to poker
You'll take my pot? Good thing I ain't a smoker
What kings are you talking about? You must be in a dream
Because the closest thing to royalty in this battle that I see is a royal drag-queen

Drag queens you say huh? Must be from West Hollywood
Remember to stay in your place like a bitch should
A lot of homo quotes seem to be your main arsenal
Just curious though, you sure you're not wanting my arse hole?
It's cool though if you do, I actually feel flattered
But I must turn you down even if you're used to being splattered
I get it, you think you're Eminem, the great Slim Shady
But this ain't D12; I'm Redd Foxx, and you be Grady
Perhaps you'd have better luck going on Big Brother or Survivor
But you'd be the first off; hell I'm serving you like MacGuyver.
It's been real sport but I must now take my leave
Come up with better rhymes tomorrow, though you'll still get no reprieve.

Out.

 

[#MrScissorsKick]

challenge accepted.

@big papa sloppy ass...

10 lines due tomorrow @ midnight Central Standard time.

Loser gets banned for a month.

KB, Slyfox Brain, Killjoy or whomever on staff if you see this confirm this rule please.

don't duck like a sloppy fool that you are.

 

[D-Man]

challenge accepted.

@big papa sloppy ass...

10 lines due tomorrow @ midnight Central Standard time.

Loser gets banned for a month.

KB, Slyfox Brain, Killjoy or whomever on staff if you see this confirm this rule please.

don't duck like a sloppy fool that you are.

No.

 

[GSM]

Dear god, what has happened ?

 

[IHW]

I can make a rhyme any time on the drop of a dime!

Bitch, you lame.
I'll beat you at your own game.
You think you can spit?
*****, you ain't shit!

Wheres your mama, Santo? You know?
Its time to show her the real show.
And when I'm done,
She'll think your my son!

I'm the realest mother fucker, fucking mothers all day!

Wet or dry,
I'll make her cry,
IHW
Baby, I love you!

Bitch, you gay.
I can beat you all day.
So next time you dish out a battle- don't babble.
Just show up and say,
something better then the letters that you through together today!


Yes I'm white, and bored.

 

[Jglassjewish]

Go one on one with the great one and become a shook one.

 

[JGlass]

Go one on one with the great one and become a shook one.

This is kind of weird...

 

[Jglassjewish]

This is kind of weird...

How?

 

[JGlass]

How?

I wasn't aware I was worthy of an imitator. It's like I'm Elvis or Slim Shady or something.

 

[Jglassjewish]

I wasn't aware I was worthy of an imitator. It's like I'm Elvis or Slim Shady or something.

coincidental.

 

[JGlass]

coincidental.

Fair enough. What was your Torah portion when you were bar mitzvahed (assuming you were)? Mine was about the sabbatical, which didn't leave me much material for my little speech bit, but I managed.

 

[Jglassjewish]

Fair enough. What was your Torah portion when you were bar mitzvahed (assuming you were)? Mine was about the sabbatical, which didn't leave me much material for my little speech bit, but I managed.

Tribes

 

[Jglassjewish]

Fair enough. What was your Torah portion when you were bar mitzvahed (assuming you were)? Mine was about the sabbatical, which didn't leave me much material for my little speech bit, but I managed.

What is the history behind your username?

 

[JGlass]

What is the history behind your username?

It's sort of a combination of my first and last name. What's up with yours?

 

[Jglassjewish]

It's sort of a combination of my first and last name. What's up with yours?

Same.
Jonas Glass

 

[Jglassjewish]

and I am jewish and jglass was taken

 

[JGlass]

Same.
Jonas Glass

Right on, mine is Jack Glasson.

 

[Jglassjewish]

Right on, mine is Jack Glasson.

kinda weird eh?

 

[JGlass]

kinda weird eh?

Yeah man, if only I could buy a vowel I'd get an E and make my last name Gleasson. Then I'd be Jackie Gleasson.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

That account doesn't look fishy at all...

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Not that I'm outright calling it an alt account. I'm not in the position to care.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

That account doesn't look fishy at all...

You might say it is gefilte fishy