Sound's like dumb advice, but when it involves beautiful women, going with the flow may lead to a serious fuck up. I'm at wrok (where most of this shit happens). Two lovely young women walk in. Me and my partner talk about how hot they look. We cook the burgers and they leave. Later they come back for sundae's. Since the guys in the kitchen don't make sundae's, I go over for some water. I say hello. I ask whats up. They're having a little fun at the bar next door. "Cool". My partner then, to try and bother me tells me to stop flirting and get back to work. One of the girls says I look pretty good. "Ah, thanks. I try to look my best for the customers". The other girl asks me why my face is all scratched up. I tell her that it's because I have to shave oftenly. "You grow a lot of man hair, I see", they say. Then I fucked up by making of all things a goddamn wrestling reference. "Well when I'm off for a long time, I tend to have a nice facelock applied". I swear that as soon as it came out of my mouth, I wanted to pick up a knife and stab myself. In the end, they laughed, my partner laughed, my boss laughed and I looked like an idiot. With a Shrek hat on.
God Bless America.
God Bless America.