There, I said it. Alberto Del Rio, the WWE Champion as of last night at approximately 10:53 PM EST, is the most underrated asset that the WWE has. To be completely honest, I don't understand why he isn't praised like a goddamned immortal being on internet forums like this one.
Think about it. If you had to think of the IDEAL HEEL wrestler, for both the present AND FUTURE of your company, who fits the bill better than Del Rio? If there was a formula to create the perfect heel, it would include intimidating presence, ability to cheat to win (though not NEEDING to), the annoying factor, somebody who is not american (as much as they drive home that they are "global", WWE is American-based and crowds hate anti-american characters), and finally, somebody who is uncool. In addition, you need all of the qualities that a GREAT WRESTLER should have, including in-ring ability, mic ability, "it-factor", high-flying ability, grappling ability, and charisma.
-Intimidating presence? Check. 6'5". Taller than Triple H, Cena, and Orton.
-Can cheat to win? Check. Ricardo. Necessary, though? No. Tons of clean wins via submission.
-"Annoying" factor? To most people, yes. The fact that he speaks spanish drives sheep americans CRAZY.
-Non-American? Obviously, he made his name in Mexico first & speaks spanish.
-Uncool? OF COURSE! Nobody thinks their boss is cool, and Del Rio reminds a lot of people of "that guy" - the rich guy who looks past his nose at everybody.
-In-Ring ability? Hell yes, Del Rio is phenomenal in the ring.
-Mic ability? Surprisingly, YES! If Del Rio has a weakness, this is it, but he is still great on the mic, and his metaphors are great. See:chihuahua/rey
-"It-Factor"? By my definition, yes. My definition is somebody who can take your breath away by making an appearance. Ricardo Rodriguez helps this, too.
-High-Flying Ability? Of course, he wrestles Lucha Libre style!
-Grappling Ability? Of course, his finisher is a submission!
-Charisma? Absolutely! When he talks, you pay attention. Even if you can't understand the language he's speaking. And it infuriates you!
Alberto Del Rio. The complete package. Has the wrestling world EVER seen a total package like this as far as heels go? As far as anyone goes, really. The only unfortunate thing about Del Rio is that he's 34 years old. If he were younger...I'd say even as old as 30, he'd be a fucking godsend on this business.
So now I ask, why the hell are people not praising this guy more? The fact that I'm still seeing him categorized in the same group as Kofi Kingston and R-Truth is a complete joke. Alberto Del Rio has been ready for this title since April. The ERA of DEL RIO has BEGUN!
Think about it. If you had to think of the IDEAL HEEL wrestler, for both the present AND FUTURE of your company, who fits the bill better than Del Rio? If there was a formula to create the perfect heel, it would include intimidating presence, ability to cheat to win (though not NEEDING to), the annoying factor, somebody who is not american (as much as they drive home that they are "global", WWE is American-based and crowds hate anti-american characters), and finally, somebody who is uncool. In addition, you need all of the qualities that a GREAT WRESTLER should have, including in-ring ability, mic ability, "it-factor", high-flying ability, grappling ability, and charisma.
-Intimidating presence? Check. 6'5". Taller than Triple H, Cena, and Orton.
-Can cheat to win? Check. Ricardo. Necessary, though? No. Tons of clean wins via submission.
-"Annoying" factor? To most people, yes. The fact that he speaks spanish drives sheep americans CRAZY.
-Non-American? Obviously, he made his name in Mexico first & speaks spanish.
-Uncool? OF COURSE! Nobody thinks their boss is cool, and Del Rio reminds a lot of people of "that guy" - the rich guy who looks past his nose at everybody.
-In-Ring ability? Hell yes, Del Rio is phenomenal in the ring.
-Mic ability? Surprisingly, YES! If Del Rio has a weakness, this is it, but he is still great on the mic, and his metaphors are great. See:chihuahua/rey
-"It-Factor"? By my definition, yes. My definition is somebody who can take your breath away by making an appearance. Ricardo Rodriguez helps this, too.
-High-Flying Ability? Of course, he wrestles Lucha Libre style!
-Grappling Ability? Of course, his finisher is a submission!
-Charisma? Absolutely! When he talks, you pay attention. Even if you can't understand the language he's speaking. And it infuriates you!
Alberto Del Rio. The complete package. Has the wrestling world EVER seen a total package like this as far as heels go? As far as anyone goes, really. The only unfortunate thing about Del Rio is that he's 34 years old. If he were younger...I'd say even as old as 30, he'd be a fucking godsend on this business.
So now I ask, why the hell are people not praising this guy more? The fact that I'm still seeing him categorized in the same group as Kofi Kingston and R-Truth is a complete joke. Alberto Del Rio has been ready for this title since April. The ERA of DEL RIO has BEGUN!