Al Bundy is God/No Ma'am Headquarters

[NYSandman]

Al Bundy is one of the greatest TV dads of all time. He stomps the goody two shoes Cosby into the dirt.

I always wished the show would have ended with the Bundys winning the lottery. Al put up with so much shit.

Very few shows had me laughing so hard.

Ed O'Neill played a fantastic role, as did all the cast.

But, here's my question to all you fans.

Steve or Jefferson?

Steve > Jefferson

^FACT

 

[Bernkastel]

Heres a nice song from the greatest Dad ever

"Psycho Dad"

Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.

He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son

Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.

A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was getting old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.

He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
He's Psycho Dad

Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's proud 'cos his wife is slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

 

[MattMoses]

Al Bundy needs more appreciation.

"Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!"

"Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you."

"Fat Woman : Do you always go to work wearing a suit and smelling like High Karate?
Al : No. Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling like Mars bars?"

"Peg : Shall I get one of those? (mini skirts)
Al : Why?"

"I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her."

 

[Lee]

Really, when we have a Kelly Bundy thread do you feel the need to then bump a thread that is 9 months old?

 

[Marquis]

Al Bundy made HOOTERS a household name. lol

Damn straight.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Al Bundy FTW

Al is the greatest ever and to that woman I think in Ohio or somewhere like that who wanted the show off the air. I just got one thing to say to you and that is...You suck...