Advice

[Pera]

I was recently asked a question by a younger sibling that I had no answer for. It was totally of left field and it really got me thinking. So anyone out there who has experience with the question, whether it's with your kids, cousins or father, please post here.

"Is wrestling real?"

This question is right up there with "Is Santa real?", "Is the Easter Bunny real?" "Does my arse look fat in this skirt?" etc. There is no right answer, unless you're a catholic or starring in Liar Liar.

So how should I answer this? Should I be truthful, lie, let nature takes it's course and let the lil bro work it out with time? Do I change the subject? Do I bring up how my nipples are usually erect in the morning?

What do I say party people?

 

[Lee]

Just say "It's still real to me dammit" and start crying.

 

[Da Prophet]

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[Pera]

Just say "It's still real to me dammit" and start crying.

I was considering cowering in the corner, screaming from hallucinating thoughts but decided against it. Don't wanna fuck the little fella up.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I was recently asked a question by a younger sibling that I had no answer for. It was totally of left field and it really got me thinking. So anyone out there who has experience with the question, whether it's with your kids, cousins or father, please post here.

"Is wrestling real?"

This question is right up there with "Is Santa real?", "Is the Easter Bunny real?" "Does my arse look fat in this skirt?" etc. There is no right answer, unless you're a catholic or starring in Liar Liar.

So how should I answer this? Should I be truthful, lie, let nature takes it's course and let the lil bro work it out with time? Do I change the subject? Do I bring up how my nipples are usually erect in the morning?

What do I say party people?

You can say "ass" here. It's OK.

Flip it around on the kid, ask him "what do you think?" and let him tell you what he wants to believe.

 

[Pera]

We have different versions of that naughty word down under.

Good idea though, answering a question with a question. Hopefully the little shit isn't a 'answer a question of a question with as another question' type of guy.

 

[Lee]

If he does you do what I do: Hit them with a steel chair and then say "Was that real?"

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Don't forget to "Chokeslam" his ass on the concrete and make him pass out with a "Sleeper Hold".

 

[Pera]

I'm more of a low blow man myself so maybe that will set him straight.