According To The Latest Maxim...

[Via Armbar]

Most of them Crimson medal winners even.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Uh, not if you do it right. That poll is bullshit.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Okay, lets walk through the steps of foreplay.

Step One: Buying the date rape drug. (10 minutes)

Step Two: Securing the drug, and slipping it into her drink (15-20 minutes, 30 if she talks a lot and won't look away.)

Step Three: Carrying her unconscious body to the car, without anyone being suspicious. (10-20 minutes, depending on the place and where you parked)

Step Four: Removing the clothing. (5 minutes, or optional, depending on how good you are.)

Step Five: Tying them down. (2.5 minutes, if you're a former rodeo star. 5-10 minutes for everyone else)

SO.. collectively.. foreplay can last between.. 37.5 minutes or 1 hour and 5 minutes.

ALLZ HE DUEZ IS TALKZ ABOUT SEX!!!! OVERRATEDZ.


Silly fuck.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

bullshit. From kissing and taking clothes off to my nut shooting onto her, should take NO more than 20 minutes

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

bullshit. From kissing and taking clothes off to my nut shooting onto her, should take NO more than 20 minutes

I would only factor in losing track of time. It can happen. Just not 45 minutes of foreplay.

But a half hour from disrobing to money shot is sufficient.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yea, absolutely. Anything longer than that becomes awkward

 

[X]

bullshit. From kissing and taking clothes off to my nut shooting onto her, should take NO more than 20 minutes

Sex with you doesn't sound very fun.

30 minutes is better. 10 minutes of foreplay, then to the deed itself, maybe a position switch or two and it'll be about 20 minutes there. 20 minutes is more that drunk sloppy sex number.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Sex with you doesn't sound very fun.

30 minutes is better. 10 minutes of foreplay, then to the deed itself, maybe a position switch or two and it'll be about 20 minutes there. 20 minutes is more that drunk sloppy sex number.

Sex with me is DAMN fun. its the intensity, you see sir. but yea, prolly more ike 30 minutes, depends on how long I feel like going down for

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

AMAZING FEATS OF ******IO POWER!!!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

that would be cunnilingus, Lariat. and the only reason i would cut it short is if I did my shoulder / back workout the day before. Gives me a terrible headache, the soreness I mean

 

[TheOneBigWill]

ALLZ HE DUEZ IS TALKZ ABOUT SEX!!!! OVERRATEDZ.


Silly fuck.

I knew you'd find your way in here.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I knew you'd find your way in here.

Will's post count in this thread - 6

Lariat's post count in this thread - 3


ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF HYPOCRISY!!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will's post count in this thread - 6

Lariat's post count in this thread - 3


ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF HYPOCRISY!!!

I in all honesty hope you're joking. I mean, seriously, joking.

There's nothing wrong with talking about sex when the topic calls for it, and its a topic started by another person. You're adding discussion to an on-topic matter. There is a difference between talking about it.. and beating a dead horse every time you post.

That and I somehow know this annoys you to no end, so it amuses me.

Brandon, in all seriousness.. talk about sex all you want. I can't control you, right? Or.. can I?

 

[Milkyway!]

You old men are pervs. Go talk to your wives about this junk!

My virgin eyes. Condemned.

(By the way, whats foreplay? )

 

[Lee]

I love when milky plays innocent.

I was a 16 year old christian once, I know you know!

 

[X]

I was a 16 year old christian once, I know you know!

One of my favorite adult films.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Uh, not if you do it right. That poll is bullshit.

I feel sorry for their partners, must having splinters in there tounges

 

[Milkyway!]

I love when milky plays innocent.

I was a 16 year old christian once, I know you know!

Sadly enough, throughout almost all of the sex talks, I have been entirely lost......Of course I know what foreplay is, if you can't pick it up from the context clues alone you're an idiot. But now its my adopted gimmick

 

[Blade]

Sadly enough, throughout almost all of the sex talks, I have been entirely lost......Of course I know what foreplay is, if you can't pick it up from the context clues alone you're an idiot. But now its my adopted gimmick

The irony being it says your age is 69.

 

[ZeroVX]

And here I thought being single all this time was a bad thing.

 

[Shocky]

Foreplay is boring. I have a penis, it is sufficient.

 

[Miko]

45 minutes of foreplay is fine by me, I love beating the woman at fifa 10

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I mean seriously, Miko. If it takes a woman 45 minutes to make me my damn sandwhich, she needs to hit the road.

 

[Via Armbar]

I mean seriously, Miko. If it takes a woman 45 minutes to make me my damn sandwhich, she needs to hit the road.

Somebody say sandwich?