About Two Weeks Ago...

[Cena's Little Helper]

I went on a date. Everything was going swimmingly, until the woman I was dining with put her baked potato in her purse, called over our server, and told him that he forgot to bring her her baked potato. After he apologized and left, promising to bring back a baked potato for her, she puts the baked potato she had in her purse back on her plate. When our server comes back with a baked potato, she looks at him like he's crazy, points to her baked potato, and says that she already has one.

 

[Mr. TM]

Marry her.

 

[Lee]

WTF?!

 

[Kanye South]

No offense if she's your girlfriend or anything, but that was..... immature. Unless the server was a douchebag. If that's the case, then as TM said, marry her.

 

[SavageTaker]

Maybe she was having a little fun?

 

[Dave]

Yeah, Lee. I'm with you mate.

 

[X]

I am so very confused right now. And a little bit turned on.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Marry her.

I tried.

 

[Marquis]

She's a keeper.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

LOL.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

That's great.

My aunt would screw with her daughter. She poured herself a glass of milk, then went to the bathroom, my aunt poured the milk back into the jug, washed the glass and put it away as quick as she could. It was priceless when my cousin went to look for her glass of milk...

mind you she is a bit dim, but funny none the less.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Dude that is the most awesome story ever TDiggity. That is disrespectful to the waiter, but I don't know if I could keep from laughing.


I wouldn't go out with her again.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yea I wouldve told her that was a bitch move. Being a waiter isnt easy, they dont need people to just fuck with them for the fun of it

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

At least she didn't keep the potato.

 

[Lee]

that's where I thought he was going.