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AAW Smackdown
Pyro explodes as Smackdown hits the air. The fans cheer as JBL and Cole make their way down to their announce table.JBL: Welcome fans to the new AAW Smackdown! Im JBL here with Michael Cole bringing you the Smackdown action, live from Raliegh, North Carolina.
Cole: Youre right, JBL. Raliegh is a home of a few of our own superstars in the AAW.
JBL: Already announced for tonight is the returning Brock Lesnar vs. Batista in a non-title match. Hopefully Brock will earn a title shot and kick Batistas ass at Judgment Day.
Cole: I dont know why youre saying that, JBL. Youre just mad because Batista beat you fair and square on numerous occasions.
JBL: Whatever. Anyway, after our first match of the night, Brock Lesnar is scheduled to appear, telling us why he really signed with the AAW. But now, lets get ready for tonights first match!
Interpromotional Loser Leaves the Brand Match
Chimel: From the voting on AAW.com, the fans have decided that tonight they want to see DDDAAAVE TAYLOR square off against CCHHAAARLIE HAAS!
Taylor walks out with William Regal to a bunch of boos. After he gets ready in the ring, The Worlds Greatest Tag Teams music hits, and Haas comes out with Shelton Benjamin behind him. Charlie charges the ring and goes straight for Dave Taylor.
Winner by pinfall: Charlie HaasHaas quickly dominates the pace, nailing some right hands on Taylor. Taylor backs into the corner, and gives him a belly to belly suplex to the middle of the ring. Shelton begins yelling to the other side of the ring to Regal, causing a stirrup. Haas hits a hip toss on Taylor, sending him down to the mat. He taunts Taylor, making Regal angry. He jumps up on the apron and starts yelling at Haas, who turns around and nails a dropkick on Regal. Taylor goes for a rollup but Haas stomps him in the chest, and moves down to Taylors legs. He tries to lock in the Haas of Pain but Taylor trips Haas. Taylor gets up and hits a few European uppercuts on Haas. Taylor kicks Haas in the gut and DDTs him too. Regal now jumps up on the mat again, and the referee ejects him from ringside! As Regal is walking back up the entranceway, Shelton hits a nasty clothesline on him! The two begin to brawl as Haas is locked in a headlock by Taylor. As Haas gets to his feet, he elbows Taylor in the stomach. As he is bent over, Haas picks him up and hits a Death Valley Driver! He climbs up to the top rope and goes for a moonsault, but Taylor moves at the last second! The two try and get up but the ref begins his count
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Regal and Benjamin have made their way to the back.
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Taylor gets up and picks up Haas, and kicks him in the gut. He gives Haas a couple of backhand chops, leaning Haas onto the ropes. Taylor kicks Haas again and hits the British-plex! The referee begins the pin:
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Haas flips Taylor over and begins another pin.
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Haas celebrates, looking for Shelton, but cant find him. The camera pans to the back where Shelton has Regal laying in the scoop of a forklift. Haas runs backstage and looks for Shelton. He finally finds Shelton, about to drive the forklift. Haas runs at Shelton, knocking him out of the drivers seat. Haas helps Regal out of the forklift and then goes over to Shelton.
Haas: What are you thinking? Are you crazy? You cant try and kill someone in a forklift!
Haas begins to pick up Shelton, but hits an exploder suplex!
Haas: Forget going for the Tag Team Championships, were done.
No Chance hits as McMahon walks out to where Dave Taylor is talking with fans and shaking hands. Dave joins Mr. McMahon in the ring.
McMahon: Dave, good job out there, you put up a good fight. Before I fire you, theres someone we need to see. Shelton Benjamin, I want your ass out here now!
Aint No Stoppin hits as Shelton walks out, head hung low.
McMahon: Shelton, you tried to seriously injure one of our own, William Regal. Thats not right in AAW. I have no choice but to say the two dreaded words to you as well as Dave Taylor. Gentlemen YOUREEE FIRRRRRED.
Dave and Shelton walk out together as McMahon begins speaking again.
McMahon: Now, Id like to ask all of the ECW Extremists out here.
About 5 minutes later, after pointing one by one by one and telling each extremist which brand they were going on, or if they were fired, McMahon was satisfied.
RAW Extremists: CM Punk, Tommy Dreamer, Hardcore Holly, Bobby Lashley, Test and Rob Van Dam
Smackdown Extremists: Elijah Burke, Marcus Cor Von, Sabu, The Sandman, Snitsky, Kelly Kelly
Fired Extremists: La Resistance, Mike Knox, Ariel, Layla El, Little Guido, Stevie Richards, Matt Striker, and Balls Mahoney
McMahon: Now, that all of the superstars have been placed on a brand, Id like to call Mr. Brock Lesnar out to the ring!
Lesnars music hits and he walks out in a suit.
Lesnar: Good evening, Mr. McMahon. Fans, Id like to tell you why I really came back to the AAW. One night, while wrestling in Japan, I got a phone call from Dixie Carter. She said that he had found a loophole in McMahons ban on me wrestling in America. She said, I can get you to wrestle for TNA, for $600,000 per year. I thought $600,000? Im not a bastard or anything, but thats like nothing. Im Brock Lesnar. I was the most powerful man in wrestling. So I thought, Im sure McMahon wants me back. But I decided to let him come to me. After our last court hearing, Vince approached me and said, Were gonna buy TNA, and youre gonna be there for it all. Youre going to be back, and youre going to be the new champion. Thats what I wanted to hear. And now look at me, Im back. But before I can officially be back theres one more thing I need to do.
Lesnar picks up McMahon and slams him down in a huge F-5! The crowd goes wild as Lesnar picks up the mic again.
Lesnar: Im not gonna be your bitch, Vince. Dont even try to treat me like one.
The camera pans back to JBL and Cole.
Cole: Brock Lesnars better than ever!
JBL: Im afraid of him, Im not gonna lie. But now, we have to go to our next match!
X Division Championship Match: King Booker w/ Queen Sharmell vs. Christopher Daniels
Trumpets blare as King Booker and Queen Sharmell walk out to the ring to boos from the fans. After he finishes waving and gives Sharmell his coat, Christopher Daniels music hits as the crowd pops. He walks down to the ring with his championship and gives it to the referee, who holds it up signifying that the match will begin shortly.
Daniels celebrates in the ring and gets his hand raised by the referee as Johnny Nitro and Melina come up on the Titantrons.Booker and Daniels lock up and Daniels wins the battle. He gives Booker a giant push and throws him down. Daniels begins to then stomp on Booker. He throws him to the outside and Irish whips him into the ring post. He then starts throwing Bookers arm into the ring post. The referee begins the count-out:
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Daniels body slams Booker onto the outside mat and grabs Bookers legs.
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He picks them up and catapults Booker into the guard rail!
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The crowd yells as Booker holds onto his jaw. Daniels tries a suplex on Booker, but Booker reverses it and kicks Daniels in the neck.
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Booker goes into the ring and begins to lie down.
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Daniels finally comes to and gets back into the ring and picks up Booker. Daniels knees Booker in the face, but as Booker is falling down, his leg comes up and catches Daniels in the groin. Daniels falls down, yelling loudly. Booker picks him up and throws him into the corner. He stands on the middle rope and begins punches to the head of Daniels. The crowd begins to cheer:
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Daniels throws Booker off of him, but he rebounds automatically and runs at Daniels. He runs at Daniels and hits a spinning kick. As Daniels comes out of the corner, Booker picks him up and suplexes him down. He picks Daniels up again, twisting his arm and then he holds up 5 fingers on his left hand, taunting his reign as a 5 time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, and then gives Daniels a hook kick to the face. Booker now taunts Daniels from the top turnbuckle. After a deep breath, he goes for the Houston Hangover, but Daniels moves at the last second. Daniels puts his hands in the air, trying to get the fans to support him to get up. They cheer loudly as he gets to the rope and picks himself up. Booker charges at him going for a superkick, but Daniels catches his leg! He puts Booker in an electric chair position, and sits him up on the top rope. Just as he is about to hit the Fall from Grace, Booker kicks him and he falls to the ground. As Daniels gets up again, Booker comes back and hits a dropkick on him. He then Irish whips Daniels, hitting a delayed spinebuster! Daniels is down now and Booker looks to be going in for the kill. He kicks Daniels in the gut and bounces off the ropes, and jumps up for the scissors kick. Daniels moves out of the way at the last second and watches Booker plunge to the mat. He Irish whips Booker and clotheslines him, but Booker gets up immediately, only to be met with another clothesline. He kicks Booker in the gut and puts him in the powerbomb position. He spins around and hits the Blue Thunder Bomb! Booker lies in the middle of the ring and Daniels begins to celebrate. He jumps on the middle rope, up to the top rope, and hits the B.M.E.! After the moonsault, Sharmell comes up on the apron and starts to yell at the referee, but JBL gets out of his chair and pulls her down! He begins to yell at her, and gives her the Clothesline from Hell! Daniels covers Booker for the pin:
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Winner of the match by pinfall, and still X-Division Champion: Christopher Daniels!
Nitro: Hey, Chris. Good showing out there, but I dont think you know what its like to be in the ring with a real man. So next week on RAW, I want you in a cage match for the X-Division Championship!
Daniels: Youre on Nitro. I cant miss a match like that.
The camera pans to JBL and Cole.
JBL: That bitch Sharmell! Trying to cheat so the King can win. I respect the King and all, but what she does is just unfair. Im glad that I did what I did.
Cole: Honestly, John, so am I. She deserved it and Im glad that Daniels could retain his title. That was a great match.
JBL: Cole, Ive just received word that starting next Monday with RAW, Smackdown and RAW will both become 3 hour shows!
Cole: This is the final step in showing the AAWs supremacy over all other brands.
Da-da-da-da plays in the form of trumpets as Kurt Angle walks out. The crowd synchronizes a cheer with the music, saying, You rock! You rock! Angle comes out to a massive amount of pyro. He gives his track jacket to a fan and walks down to the ring.
Angle: Oh man! Its great to be back in the AAW, and its even better to be back in RALIIIIEGGGGHH, NORTHHHH CARLOLINAAAA! Now, I bet youre all wondering, Why the hell did Angle betray Benoit like that after their match last week, which was one of the greatest matches I had ever seen? Well, theres only room for one amazing technical wrestler here on Smackdown, and thats me. But Chris, if you want, Id like to challenge you tonight for your United States Championship, and then next week, I have already planned a match for us to compete once again for the United States title in a 15 minute Iron Man Match, and its already been okayed by Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
Benoits music hits as he walks out with his title. He takes the microphone and begins to talk.
Benoit: Kurt, I forgive you for what you did this Monday. You made a mistake, its okay. Kurt, do you remember when we were a tag team. You remember? Kurt, when we locked in that Ankle Lock/Crippler Crossface combo, there was no holding back. We won tag team gold, Kurt. What do you say, we can take those titles off of London and Kendrick easily, one of us could get the U.S. Title, and hell, Ill win that X-Division title. Well be the most dominant duo in wrestling history. What do you say Kurt?
Benoit puts his hand out and Angle takes it. The two then go to their respective corners and the referee takes Benoits title and holds it up.
3rd Match- Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit for the United States Championship
Tony: This match results in a double countout, which means that your United States Champion is still CHRRRRISSS BENOOITTTTTTT!The match begins with Kurt going on the offensive. He knees Benoit in the gut and starts giving him stiff kicks to the legs. Benoit finally comes back with a drop toehold. He then picks up Angle and throws him to the outside. As he begins to punch him, the referee begins his count:
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Angle tries to come back with right hands, but theyre countered by Benoit, who throws Angle back into the ring, but he stays out.
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Angles head is leaning over the apron and Benoit climbs up to the top rope.
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He goes for a legdrop but nobodys home!
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Angle finally gets up and brings Benoit back into the ring. He puts Benoit in a headlock and Benoit tries to get up. He starts kicking his feet as the crowd starts clapping for Benoit. Benoit gets to one knee and hits Kurt in the gut. He hits a Firemans Carry Takeover and starts kicking Angle in the back. He then begins a surfboard submission, making Angles arms look like spaghetti noodles. After locking the hold in for about 30 seconds, Benoit picked up Angle and tried to hit a German Suplex on him, but Angle flips out and hits a German Suplex of his own! After Benoit gets up, Kurt hits a belly to belly suplex. Kurt gets in a ready stance, and when Benoit gets up he lines up for an Angle Slam! As he is about to come down, Benoit throws his whole body over the neck of Angle and DDTs him! The crowd goes wild as Benoit and Angle are both on their backs. The referee begins his count:
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Benoit gets up and picks up Angle. He sends him into the ropes, but Kurt reverses it. As Benoit makes his trip back across the ropes, he hits a dropkick on Angle, sending him into the opposite ropes. He takes Angle off the ropes and hits a suplex! Holding on, he hits two more to complete the Tres Amigos! Angle starts to get up, but Benoit body slams him down again. He gives the crowd the cut-throat taunt and climbs up to the top rope. Benoit jumps down, but Angle reveals hes playing possum as he gets up and nails a DDT on Benoit! Angle then moves down on Benoit and tries to lock in the Ankle Lock, but Chris somersaults and throws Kurt out of the ring. Angle hit his head hard on the concrete and now Benoit is struggling to get up.
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Benoit gets up finally and gives the crowd another cutthroat taunt. He then bounces off the ropes and suicide dives to the outside. Angle moves at the last second and Chris goes through the AAW logo of the announce table! The ring out count continues as both men are still down.
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The crowd is in horror as Benoit lies motionless and Kurt is finally coming to grips. The referee rings the bell and Chimel gets on the microphone.
Benoits music plays as a group of paramedics rush down to help him off. He is now on both feet and walking to the back slowly, but on his own. The crowd gives him a standing ovation as he holds up his United States title one more time for the crowd before he walks to the back.
JBL: Wow that was probably one of the craziest things I have seen in my entire life.
Cole: Benoit was inches from our feet! He was right there, just lying motionless. I really hope hes alright. Well, fans, weve already seen some priceless action here on Smackdown tonight!
A video recaps Charlie Haas pinning Dave Taylor, Daniels hitting the B.M.E., Lesnar F-5ing McMahon, CM Punk and Bobby Lashley high-fiving, and Benoit taking a spill into the announce table.
JBL: But theres more to come. First, I have an announcement to make. After a short hiatus, Ive decided that I am GOING TO KICK TONY CHIMELS ASS!
JBL pulls out a paintball gun as Chimel starts to run. JBL hides out behind the table and starts shooting at Chimel, who is now running up the entrance ramp. He picks off Tony, and brings him to the ring.
JBL: Tony, youre a gigantic tool, man. Nobody here likes you, and neither does Vince McMahon. Thats why this is going to happen.
No Chance hits as McMahon walks down to the ring.
Vince: Tony, with all of the changes around here, theres one more that I decided to make tonight. Youre completely boring, and Ive decided that there will be a new ring announcer on Smackdown. Tony, YOUREEE FIIIREDDDD.
Chimel walks down the entranceway, and gets hit again by JBL with his paintball gun.
JBL: At this time, Id like to introduce the new ring announcer for Smackdown
Hard hittin, back breakin, everybody out they seats hits as Jonathan Coachman walks down the entranceway to boos from the fans.
Coach: Thank you, John. I felt that my old job on RAW was just getting too easy. And hell, everyone knows that theres no better person for ring announcing than the one and only Jonathan Coachman. So next week on RAW, there will be a battle royal for the GM spot on RAW! 3 of the men have been chosen, but two men will square off tonight to find out who will be RAWs next GM!
The crowd goes wild as Coach takes the seat Chimel was sitting in and McMahon walks to the back. JBL takes his seat. Cole glares at him in surprise.
JBL: What? Oh shut up. Anyway, our next match is coming up, and it may be the best of the night.