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SmackDown- Week 3
Last SmackDown before SNME
The pyro goes off as the show is about to begin. The camera pans the audience and then shoots over to Michael Cole and JBL.
Cole: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Friday Night SmackDown, here at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan. I am Michael Cole alongside JBL, and tonights show tonight will be off the hook!
JBL: Tonight, a No Disqualification match between The Power Ranger MVP, and the ******ed freak, Eugene!!
Cole: MVP can use all of the weapons he wants in this match. It should be good!! But we are kicking things off tonight right now!!
- Soldier hits and Bobby Lashley makes his way to the ring.
- Hello My Students
hits and Matt Striker hits the ring.
Ending: Lashley has been in control most of the match up except the beginning when Striker got in a few punches. Lashley throws Striker against the ropes and lands a devastating Spear!! Lashley then gets the crowd behind him and measures Striker up. He gets Striker on his shoulders for the Dominator, but Striker rolls down his back and gets the School Boy UPSET WIN OVER LASHLEY!!!!!!!!!!
Cole: OH MY GAWD!!!!! What an upset win over Lashley for Striker!!
JBL: I can not believe it!!
Commercial Break
When we come back, it shows Lashley walking in the backstage area and he looks furious. He walks up to a locker room door that reads GM. He walks in but the cameras go back to JBL and Cole.
Cole: What was that all about?
JBL: Well, only Lashley knows. Now, lets get ready for Triple Threat action!!
-London Calling hits and Brian Kendrick hits the ring with his Tag Team title around his waist.
-Turn It Up! hits and Scotty 2 Hotty hits the ring with showers of cheers!!
-Teachers Pet hits and KC James hits the ring.
Ending: Kendrick and Hotty are double teaming James. They Irish Whip James into the ropes and he comes back with a Double Clothesline. He covers Hotty but Hotty kicks out at two. He picks Hotty up and gives him a Suplex to the outside. Kendrick then hits the Sliced Bread #2. He taunts. Hotty then gets into the ring and shoves Kendrick out of the ring. He covers James up for a win!!
Cole: Well, Scotty 2 Hotty wins the Triple Threat match. But what happens next week in a 6 Man Intergender Tag Team match between London, Kendrick, and Ashley .vs. James, Stevens, and Michelle?
JBL: Also, in that match, the Special Guest Referee will be Funaki and Scotty 2 Hotty will be joining us on commentary. Can Funaki even count to three?
Cole: Well, we know he can count to one. Coming up next, the United States Champion is in action!!
Commercial Break
- Whatever hits and the United States Champion Chris Benoit makes his way to the ring.
- -Ohhhh Yeah!!! hits and Matt Hardy hits the ring.
Ending: Hardy lands the Side Effect on Benoit for a two count. Umaga is then seen on the rampway. This distracts Benoit. Hardy turns Benoit around and kicks him in the gut. He goes for the Twist of Fate, but Benoit reverses it into the Crippler Crossface!! HARDY TAPS IMMEDIATLEY!!
Cole: Well, Benoit pulls off the win here tonight against Matt Hardy. UH-OH!!!!!!
The Great Khali appears behind Umaga on the rampway. Armando sees this and gets Umagas attention. Umaga turns around and gets drilled by Khali. Daivari and Armando get into it and Khali chops Armando in the head!! Both Umaga and Armando Alejandro Estrada are laid out on the rampway!! Daivari with microphone
Daivari: Last time we heard from you, UUUmaga
you challenged the Great Khali to a match at Saturday Nights Main Event
well, we accept!!!!!
Khali: GGHSHERH BVTRHVHBDSKJFJDHHGBVBAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cole: Well, Khali does accept the open challenge of
wait, their not done.
Daivari: But what about next week? Huh? What about next week? I say next week, we have ourselves a little tag team match
I say its Umaga tagging up with Armando Alejandro Estrada taking on myself and The Great Khali
lets make that
A LUMBERJACK TAG TEAM MATCH!!!!!!!!!
Cole: WOW!!!!!!! A Lumberjack tag team match!!!!!
JBL: I cant believe this!!!!!
Commercial Break
- Master Piece hits and Jeff Hardy and Masters hit the ring together for the Interpromotional Tag Team match!!!
- Booyaka 619 hits and Rey Mysterio and Sandman hit the ring together!!!
Ending: Mysterio and Masters are currently in the ring. Masters goes for an Electric Chair Suplex, but Mysterio reverses it into a Wheel Barrow Bulldog!!! He is tired, so he tags in his partner, Sandman. Sandman has the Cane and he knocks Masters over the head with it!!! The referee sees this and rings the bell!!
Cole: Well, Team RAW win via DQ because of Sandman!!!
JBL: Team SmackDown can not be too happy with Sandman.
Mysterio and Sandman get face to face arguing about the DQ. Sandman threatens to hit Mysterio with the Cane. The rest of Team SmackDown come out to calm down Sandman and then they head to the back.
Commercial Break
-Childs Play hits and Eugene hits the ring for this No Disqualification Match!!
-One
Two hits and Montel Vontavious Porter hits the ring with Brass Knuckles on his hand and pushing a cart full of weapons.
Ending: Both Eugene and MVP have canes. They are playing sword fighting at the moment. Eugene then whacks MVP over the head with the cane. Eugene then goes out of the ring and dumps all of the weapons out of the cart. He then throws the cart itself into the ring!! He waits for MVP to get up and then rams the cart into him!! He waits for MVP to get up and does it again. Eugene goes out of the ring and gets a Stop Sign. He puts it in the ring. MVP has a Chair. MVP lifts the Chair up, but Eugene hits the chair with the Stop sign so the Chair went back into MVPs face!! He covers MVP for the win!!
Cole: Well, Eugene gets the victory over MVP here tonight.
JBL: They both suck!!!
Commercial Break
- Royal hits and King Booker hits the ring and joins Cole and JBL on commentary.
- My Name is Finlay hits and Finlay hits the ring this time without the Shillegagh, but with a Singapore Cane!!
- Well
hits and The Big Show hits the ring for the Main Event!!
Ending: Finlay has used the Cane numerous times behind the referees back. Big Show is busted open. Finlay goes against the ropes and Big Show grabs him by the throat and lands a Chokeslam!! He then picks Finlay up and gives him the Big Slow. Booker gets on the apron and receives a Big Boot from Big Show!! While the referee is distracted with that, Batista hops into the ring and gives a Batista Bomb to Finlay!! Big Show then lands a Big Slow for the win!!!!
Cole: YES!!!!! Big Show has done it!!! BIG SHOW IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!!!!
Booker and JBL: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The show goes off the air with Big Show standing tall in the ring staring down at Batista who is on the ramp.