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I know this would never happen, but it's fantasy right?
(things will be polished up over the week but i'm on an old machine at the moment so i'm limited to what i can do here."
"WWE.com is full of adverts that Vince Mcmahon has a huge announcement on the following week's Raw. "
(Raw's main event/ setting the scene)
After another monotonous main event tag-team match of John Cena & Jeff Hardy V Randy Orton & Umaga finishes a video package airs of everything that has happened in Wrestling since Vince Mcmahon took over. Clips include, pictures of the ratings where WCW beat WWE, Vince buying WCW, Austin's beerbath, One Night Stand 2005, Own Hart Tragedy and even Chris Benoit.
Vince Mcmahon's music hits and he walks to the ring. No cocky strut, no smug smile, just Vince Mcmahon the owner not Mr. Mcmahon the totaltarian dictator. Vince gets in the ring takes the microphone and begins to talk:
Vince: "Ladies and Gentlemen, since i inherited this business from my father i have seen numerous ups and downs within the whole Wrestling business. However, right now the WWE and Sports Entertainment as a whole is in a very weak position in both the media, and amongst the wrestling fans. As many of you may know i'm not getting any younger and therefore i have decided that i shall be passing the baton on to my son and daughter Shane & Stephanie, thus allowing me a steady retirement. This business is no longer a part of my life....it IS my life and i want it to be back where it belongs, as one of the greatest spectacles in the world. It's unquestionnable that the greatest success that Wrestling has had in the past is throughout the mid to late 90s. A time when the WWE and WCW would go head to head. Therefore i have chosen to do what all the Internet Wrestling fans want...(see, i do take notice!) and i am bringing back WCW AND there will be a complete overhaul of ECW!
First of all the plan for ECW is...well perhaps i'm not the correct person to explain, i give to you...."
(turns and points to ramp)
ECW music plays and Paul Heyman walks down the ramp with an almost Mcmahon-esque swagger to himself.
Paul Heyman: Thank you Vince. You see almost two years ago, Vince Mcmahon said to me, he said Paul, i'm considering bringing back ECW, and i said YES!! however ECW never really was ECW it was WWE does ECW in a similar way to Mae Young does Dallas. So when Vince approached me last month and told me if i came back i would have complete control over hiring, firing, the action and everything ECW i said i'd consider it. When he told me how much money he was willing to invest i said Yes!!!! (again!) So ladies and gentlemen ECW is returning bigger, better and brasher than ever.
VM: That's right Paul, ECW will be under 100% control by Paul Heyman. It will see a return of nonstop wrestling as well as high flying and Hardcore action. It will now be shown on Thursday nights to rival that erm...."other" wrestling show on a Thursday and the true ECW will return.
Heyman: That's right Vince. You could actually say that the new show on Thursday nights will be Total Nonstop A...erm....let's stick with ECW. E..C...W, E...C...W, (Heyman walks away up the ramp shouting to himself) E...C...W!!! Sabu!!! ECW......ECW....Sandman...ECW....ECW...ECW....RVD....ECW....ECW....Rhyno!!!! ECW
(cut back to VM in the ring)
VM: (that bemused smile what VM does.) "Now that's cleared up let's move on to WCW. The fact is, i'm a businessman and for so long i have not been able to see what the fans wanted and what was missing from the Wrestling world.I was so caught up in my own Monopoly that i couldn't see what Sports Entertainment needed. That vital ingredient is without doubt competition. So the new WCW will be run by two men who know more about what it means to be WCW than anybody else. Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair. But before i bring them out let me tell you a little about the new WCW. It will rival the WWE. All profits from WCW & ECW are going into the WWE. They will be connected to WWE through ownership only. Aside from that each owner will have their own budgets when it comes to signing talent etc. It will be like the good old days of Wrestling. All the shows will share PPV's. The PPV's will now be 4 hours long with Wrestlemania being extended to 6. So without further ado Ladies and Gentlemen....Eric Bischoff."
(A large WCW icon appears on the screen and Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring.)
Eric Bischoff (EB): Thats right. I'm back, and so is WCW. WCW is dawning on a new era and unlike before we are starting from the bottom. I can promise you know we have some names already lined up and depite being sued 5 times already for talent breaching contracts elsewhere to come to WCW we will once again beat the WWE in the ratings. But unlike before we will stay on top. I'd like now, to introduce to you a man who would like to explain a little more about the new WCW...
...WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! (Flairs music hits and to an unbelievable reception Ric Flair enters the ring donned in a trademark Nature Boy Armani suit.
Flair: (looks around waiting for Woo's and cheering to stop)...Wooooooooo!! (crowd massive pop once again) haha, oh yea, WCW is back baby and wooooo the Nature Boy is back too. Did you really think that match against HHH would be the end of the Nature Boy? Well if you did you'd be wrong again woooo! When the time comes, the curtain splits and the Monday Nitro opens for the first time in 7 years i suspect there will be rather a lot of questions to be answered. Well allow me to give you some answers early. So as a sneak preview, i have woooooo comprised a little video for you all to wooooo watch.
(Video airs showing classic moments such as forming of nWo, Bret Hart appearing, and many others such as Steiners, Bagwell, DDP, Randy Savage.)
Bischoff: But the thing is WCW wasn't always about the veterans and the has-beens WCW provided Wrestling with some exceptional talent, such as Chavo Guerrero, Sugar Shane Helms and many more. This shall continue with the new age WCW, but just because that's said don't expect the has-beens to dissappear..
Flair:....Bischoff!!! Who are you calling has-beens? because believe me you won't know what has hit you when you are in that ring with the golden age of wrestling. Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage....woooooooooo.
VM: Ok i think we all get what you're saying but save the drama for Nitro. So this is a new age in professional wrestling. Next week's 3 hour special Raw will be the end of the Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon era and the beggining of the new age.
Raw goes off the air with Vince stood in the ring shaking hands and chatting off-mic with Ric Flair.....
NEXT WEEK!!!!
Main Event: A triple threat match between a WWE, WCW and ECW wrestler.
Eric Bischoff & Ric Flair reveal who has been recruited to WCW
Paul Heyman announces his ECW returns.
Shane & Stephanie announce what's instore for the future of WWE
The final night of Vince Mcmahon's reign on Mr Mcmahon appreciation night.
(things will be polished up over the week but i'm on an old machine at the moment so i'm limited to what i can do here."
"WWE.com is full of adverts that Vince Mcmahon has a huge announcement on the following week's Raw. "
(Raw's main event/ setting the scene)
After another monotonous main event tag-team match of John Cena & Jeff Hardy V Randy Orton & Umaga finishes a video package airs of everything that has happened in Wrestling since Vince Mcmahon took over. Clips include, pictures of the ratings where WCW beat WWE, Vince buying WCW, Austin's beerbath, One Night Stand 2005, Own Hart Tragedy and even Chris Benoit.
Vince Mcmahon's music hits and he walks to the ring. No cocky strut, no smug smile, just Vince Mcmahon the owner not Mr. Mcmahon the totaltarian dictator. Vince gets in the ring takes the microphone and begins to talk:
Vince: "Ladies and Gentlemen, since i inherited this business from my father i have seen numerous ups and downs within the whole Wrestling business. However, right now the WWE and Sports Entertainment as a whole is in a very weak position in both the media, and amongst the wrestling fans. As many of you may know i'm not getting any younger and therefore i have decided that i shall be passing the baton on to my son and daughter Shane & Stephanie, thus allowing me a steady retirement. This business is no longer a part of my life....it IS my life and i want it to be back where it belongs, as one of the greatest spectacles in the world. It's unquestionnable that the greatest success that Wrestling has had in the past is throughout the mid to late 90s. A time when the WWE and WCW would go head to head. Therefore i have chosen to do what all the Internet Wrestling fans want...(see, i do take notice!) and i am bringing back WCW AND there will be a complete overhaul of ECW!
First of all the plan for ECW is...well perhaps i'm not the correct person to explain, i give to you...."
(turns and points to ramp)
ECW music plays and Paul Heyman walks down the ramp with an almost Mcmahon-esque swagger to himself.
Paul Heyman: Thank you Vince. You see almost two years ago, Vince Mcmahon said to me, he said Paul, i'm considering bringing back ECW, and i said YES!! however ECW never really was ECW it was WWE does ECW in a similar way to Mae Young does Dallas. So when Vince approached me last month and told me if i came back i would have complete control over hiring, firing, the action and everything ECW i said i'd consider it. When he told me how much money he was willing to invest i said Yes!!!! (again!) So ladies and gentlemen ECW is returning bigger, better and brasher than ever.
VM: That's right Paul, ECW will be under 100% control by Paul Heyman. It will see a return of nonstop wrestling as well as high flying and Hardcore action. It will now be shown on Thursday nights to rival that erm...."other" wrestling show on a Thursday and the true ECW will return.
Heyman: That's right Vince. You could actually say that the new show on Thursday nights will be Total Nonstop A...erm....let's stick with ECW. E..C...W, E...C...W, (Heyman walks away up the ramp shouting to himself) E...C...W!!! Sabu!!! ECW......ECW....Sandman...ECW....ECW...ECW....RVD....ECW....ECW....Rhyno!!!! ECW
(cut back to VM in the ring)
VM: (that bemused smile what VM does.) "Now that's cleared up let's move on to WCW. The fact is, i'm a businessman and for so long i have not been able to see what the fans wanted and what was missing from the Wrestling world.I was so caught up in my own Monopoly that i couldn't see what Sports Entertainment needed. That vital ingredient is without doubt competition. So the new WCW will be run by two men who know more about what it means to be WCW than anybody else. Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair. But before i bring them out let me tell you a little about the new WCW. It will rival the WWE. All profits from WCW & ECW are going into the WWE. They will be connected to WWE through ownership only. Aside from that each owner will have their own budgets when it comes to signing talent etc. It will be like the good old days of Wrestling. All the shows will share PPV's. The PPV's will now be 4 hours long with Wrestlemania being extended to 6. So without further ado Ladies and Gentlemen....Eric Bischoff."
(A large WCW icon appears on the screen and Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring.)
Eric Bischoff (EB): Thats right. I'm back, and so is WCW. WCW is dawning on a new era and unlike before we are starting from the bottom. I can promise you know we have some names already lined up and depite being sued 5 times already for talent breaching contracts elsewhere to come to WCW we will once again beat the WWE in the ratings. But unlike before we will stay on top. I'd like now, to introduce to you a man who would like to explain a little more about the new WCW...
...WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! (Flairs music hits and to an unbelievable reception Ric Flair enters the ring donned in a trademark Nature Boy Armani suit.
Flair: (looks around waiting for Woo's and cheering to stop)...Wooooooooo!! (crowd massive pop once again) haha, oh yea, WCW is back baby and wooooo the Nature Boy is back too. Did you really think that match against HHH would be the end of the Nature Boy? Well if you did you'd be wrong again woooo! When the time comes, the curtain splits and the Monday Nitro opens for the first time in 7 years i suspect there will be rather a lot of questions to be answered. Well allow me to give you some answers early. So as a sneak preview, i have woooooo comprised a little video for you all to wooooo watch.
(Video airs showing classic moments such as forming of nWo, Bret Hart appearing, and many others such as Steiners, Bagwell, DDP, Randy Savage.)
Bischoff: But the thing is WCW wasn't always about the veterans and the has-beens WCW provided Wrestling with some exceptional talent, such as Chavo Guerrero, Sugar Shane Helms and many more. This shall continue with the new age WCW, but just because that's said don't expect the has-beens to dissappear..
Flair:....Bischoff!!! Who are you calling has-beens? because believe me you won't know what has hit you when you are in that ring with the golden age of wrestling. Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage....woooooooooo.
VM: Ok i think we all get what you're saying but save the drama for Nitro. So this is a new age in professional wrestling. Next week's 3 hour special Raw will be the end of the Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon era and the beggining of the new age.
Raw goes off the air with Vince stood in the ring shaking hands and chatting off-mic with Ric Flair.....
NEXT WEEK!!!!
Main Event: A triple threat match between a WWE, WCW and ECW wrestler.
Eric Bischoff & Ric Flair reveal who has been recruited to WCW
Paul Heyman announces his ECW returns.
Shane & Stephanie announce what's instore for the future of WWE
The final night of Vince Mcmahon's reign on Mr Mcmahon appreciation night.