A joke for the Brits

[Lee]

Marriage Counsellor: So what's the longest you two have had sex for?

Man: It was 61 minutes and 37 seconds.

Marriage Counsellor: Good work there!

Man: Yes it was a long slog.

Wife: It was the week the clocks went forward.

Moral of the story is: The clocks go BACK tonight.

 

[Harthan]

Those uptight sorts that like to save themselves for marriage and such could use this as a mulligan to remain a virgin. Have sex for less than an hour, clocks go back, and technically you didn't have sex.

 

[Remix]

Those uptight sorts that like to save themselves for marriage and such could use this as a mulligan to remain a virgin. Have sex for less than an hour, clocks go back, and technically you didn't have sex.

Well you would, it just would have lasted negative 58 minutes and 23 seconds (in this example)

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Well you would, it just would have lasted negative 58 minutes and 23 seconds (in this example)

***** your penis is a time machine

 

[Remix]

Dora has that effect on me.

 

[Harthan]

Then you must have sex for precisely 60 minutes, to have had 0 sexing.

 

[Remix]

Depends what time you're fucking. If it includes the time in which the clocks go back, then yes you would.