5 guys you despise

[BaconBits]

There's a difference between trying to get in, make as much money as possible and then get out.

Obviously they all want to get paid. People aren't saying that. There are however wrestlers who actually enjoy doing what they love to do. Do you honestly think a guy like Terry Funk is just in the business to make money?

Huge difference between your comment and what people are implying in theirs.

If somebody was willing to pay Terry the same money to do something else that didn't involve scrambling his brain on a regular basis, he would have done it. I gurandamntee it.

Wrestlers who "love the business" and stay in it for a million years are unable to do something else and make the same amount. That's why they get stapled in the head at county fairs by some other fossil or get trotted out on WWE or TNA programming to be made fun of.

The "wrestling business" is an extremely scummy one and any performer that says they'd still be doing 300+ days a year for 250 bucks a week because "the love it" is fucking liar. There is no "love of the business" there is a love of money and most "wrestlers" are too stupid or lazy to do anything else.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

here is no "love of the business" there is a love of money and most "wrestlers" are too stupid or lazy to do anything else.

You are probably too stupid and lazy to wrestle.

 

[Slash-LN]

If somebody was willing to pay Terry the same money to do something else that didn't involve scrambling his brain on a regular basis, he would have done it. I gurandamntee it.

Wrestlers who "love the business" and stay in it for a million years are unable to do something else and make the same amount. That's why they get stapled in the head at county fairs by some other fossil or get trotted out on WWE or TNA programming to be made fun of.

The "wrestling business" is an extremely scummy one and any performer that says they'd still be doing 300+ days a year for 250 bucks a week because "the love it" is fucking liar. There is no "love of the business" there is a love of money and most "wrestlers" are too stupid or lazy to do anything else.

I'd like to see you become a wrestler and then see who's lazy. Stupid? David Otunga and Chris Nowinski are both Harvard graduates. Matt Stiker and Michelle McCool were both teachers before getting into wrestling. A lot of wrestlers in the indies work second jobs to be able to afford to wrestle. Chris Jericho has his band outside of wrestling but I suppose he's stupid and lazy too. If you honestly think wrestlers are stupid and lazy then you shouldn't even be watching. Most people don't want to support stupid and lazy people and enable them to continue to be stupid and lazy.

 

[smizzy]

Mack_Swagger, Todd..oh, sorry.

Ehh..

1) Great Khali - I don't care how big he is. Put him a circus if you wanna show him off.
2) Otunga - Other than his chizzled out physique, what is there to him? His wife's a fox though.
3) Hornswoggle - See the latter part of my Khali explanation.
4) Eric Young/ ODB - Took up fifteen minutes of my first Impact show with their wedding. I was not entertained then, I've yet to be now.
5) Cody Rhodes - He's not brutal in the ring, but I just don't connect with him. I don't like his look or his character and his entrance music could curdle milk.

Others I nearly listed:
Miz - I don't take him seriously at all. He just doesn't seem tough at all for me to get into his character.
Hogan - I have nothing to say on his wrestling, I didn't grow up in the generation that he dominated and I understand his significance. But as for his run on Impact, I really don't care for him; as a person or an entertainer.

 

[Natural Selection]

Rey Mysterio- Bores me to tears

Chris Benoit and the people who say shit like "Benoit for H.O.F"- Biggest black eye in the history of wrestling

Eddie Guerrero- Always found him to be very overrated

Brock Lesnar 2.0- If I wanted to watch UFC I would, but I don't and I damn sure don't want to watch WWE's version of UFC

Jeff Jarett- Believes his own hype

 

[Lee]

Shelton Benjamin
Kofi Kingston
Mr Kennedy/Anderson
Matt Hardy
Albert

 

[IHW]

And here I thought that throwing The Rock and Jeff Hardy in there would disguise my unadulterated disdain for Mexicans.

I don't despise Mexicans. I despise Mexicans in wrestling who.... Yeah I despise Mexicans.

 

[MetalBuffalo911]

Heath Slater - From the moment I saw him I hated him. I hate the way he looks, I hate the country twang, I hate the one man band (and 3MB) gimmick, I hate him in the ring, and I just overal can't stand the dude. The instances of him being involved or even mentioned in sexual harrassment/Assualt (not so sure about the latter) make me hate him more.

The Great Khali - Can't wrestle, Can't talk, sucks.

Hulk Hogan - Never did, never will like the guy. Constantly involved in Drama. Complete Douchebag. Everything is about Hogan, and NOTHING shouldbe about Hogan. Terrible in ring, okay entertainer, fell into the right place at right time.

Kelly Kelly - she has a great body, don't get me wrong, I wouldnt kick her out of bed, BUT this is why I hate her: Can't wrestle, the screaming in the match, She SQUINTS WAY TO MUCH, one dimensional, and now she's a brunette when she should have stayed a blonde.

Last but certainly not least I cannot stand Vickie Guerrero. Now this one is more storyline wise because shes supposed to be a bitch and annoying, and let me tell you something she plays it to perfection because I hate her. I'm sure she is wonderful outside of her character, but her character, OMG I want someone to slap her across the face constantly.

 

[Coco]

Heath Slater - I hate the way he looks

Kelly Kelly - she's a brunette when she should have stayed a blonde.

I like you because I hate people for similar reasons.

 

[#MrScissorsKick]

Ziggler - DZ just doesn't do anything for me. Solid athlete, nothing beyond that in my opinion.

Wade Barrett - I have no reasons to hate/dispise him. He just is too bland for me.

David Otunga - Why is he still employed in the WWE?

Miz - Boring...obnoxious....needs to be cut down of his tv time.

Heyman - Loudmouth who is the backburner for every WWE Champion.

 

[Dirk]

Hulk Hogan: He turned Impact into his own little shrine.

Sheamus: No-sells, corny catchphrases...

Santino: I don't enjoy his brand of ''humour''.

Brock Lesnar: Big man with a tiny brain. Selfish and overrated.

 

[Bernkastel]

Usually it's the lower card guys like JTG that have nothing going for them that I generally skip unless they're about to get squashed by a upper mid carder. The guys from 3MB fall into this category.

I also have a hard time watching Khali any longer because the guy can barely move - he's a great novelty act and I enjoyed watching him in 2007 but I think he's about run his course - if he was healthier he'd be awesome.

The only superstar I can't stand to watch at all is Eve. She is by far and away the worst women's wrestler to ever appear in the company - even Ashley was better than this girl. She's got this great athletic build and yet her moves all look sloppy, she's uncoordinated, has no clue what psychology is, and her promo skills are average at best.