2017 Royal Rumble: Who The Hell Knows?

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Kevin wins for Canada.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Well the chances of Joe interfering in the WWE Championship match seem quite slim now.

 

[enviousdominous]

Is that guy's name Braun Strowman?

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Predictable.. so KO vs Jericho, so no Taker vs Reigns, so YES CENA VS TAKER

Screw those rumours!!!!

Reigns/Strowman could just be for now through Fastlane.

 

[LBGetBack]

Yes! Thank you Braun! This means no Reigns WM title match, right? Braun-Reigns personal grudge feud? Perfect! For everyone involved.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Reigns vs Strowman in a hoss battle where they just beat the shit out of each other could be fun

 

[Navi]

Yes! Thank you Braun! This means no Reigns WM title match, right? Braun-Reigns personal grudge feud? Perfect! For everyone involved.

You know what it will be a fun feud for sure. Can't wait for it.

 

[enviousdominous]

I get the Alamo reference, but someone who doesn't might think that the WWE is trying to remind us to watch a program during that program when they say "Remember the Rumble".

 

[Navi]

Enzo's hair looks like an explosion in a mattress factory.

 

[LBGetBack]

Reigns/Strowman could just be for now through Fastlane.

Nooooo! Braun just screwed Reigns out of the championship! That can't just be settled and over at one PPV. This one's gotta be violent and brutal and go to Mania at least. Exactly what both of them need!

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

It's official I'm betting on wrestling. Reigns is in the Rumble and he will eliminate Strowman.

 

[Navi]

Most of those seats would have a horrible view. I don't know how that guy in the green shirt gets front row for each one. He looks like a plank.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Enzo Amore was made to sell merch.

 

[LBGetBack]

I have no idea why the fans like Enzo and Cass. They are so awful and corny to me. But I am glad they are over, and I do enjoy the way the crowd reacts to them.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Oh that's right, Awesome Kong was in WWE for a bit

 

[BooCocky]

Strowman is the da real MVP

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Jesus were actually going through 30 rumble facts

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Oh nevermind, guess they're saving it for later

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Finally it's back!

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Nooooo! Braun just screwed Reigns out of the championship! That can't just be settled and over at one PPV. This one's gotta be violent and brutal and go to Mania at least. Exactly what both of them need!

They need something for Reigns to do for the next 5-6 weeks. I'm not ready to say Taker/Reigns is off the table just because of that.

 

[LBGetBack]

I'm so happy at the direction of Reigns! I hate his booking, but his ring work is pure hoss money.

Putting him in a grudge feud with Strowman where they both beat the hell out of each other, is so perfect. So glad that's the direction they're going.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Sami is such a geek

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Realized this week how much Sami Zayn looks like Grenn from GOT.

 

[LBGetBack]

So how long until Stephanie fires Foley? I'd give him 3-4 months, tops. She's seemingly just itching to do it. Lol.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

And now 52000 people head to the concession court while the Cruiser weight match is on.