2017 Royal Rumble: Who The Hell Knows?

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Everytime Bayley does a springboard it looks like she's trying to jump from a dead tree branch

It's just so slow and awkward

 

[enviousdominous]

Bayley reminds me of a less offensive version of Eugene.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

The crowd definately isn't ready for Bayley to win. Not enough hot and you can see it in her comeback.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

What happened to Dana? Is she hurt?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

And that should be her special move, Macho Elbow.

 

[enviousdominous]

Charlotte looked shocked that she was able to kick out. Odd reaction there.

 

[enviousdominous]

Bayley blocked the moonsault with her big boots there.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Yes, we need more cut aways to crowd members screaming "FUCK!" Maybe they'll stop them then.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

does anyone else have the network freeze but there's still audio?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Wow. That was unexpected.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm shocked that we weren't reminded that the apron is the "hardest part of the ring" for the millionth time.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Great match. I didn't want it to end. I could watch 15 more minutes of those two gals.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

My stream froze what happened

 

[enviousdominous]

I guess the figure-four spot was supposed to be the most suspenseful moment of that match.

 

[LBGetBack]

That natural selection was awesome! Charlotte should be main eventing PPV's regularly. She's incredible.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Good match. I think everyone knew Bayley wasn't winning the belt tonight.

Frank the Clown can join all the rest of the "famous" fans and fuck off.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Ah, nevermind I just rewound. That was a cool finish. Apron spots are the new superkick though

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

My stream froze what happened

Natural selection in the ring apron. A bit anti-climatic though, still awesome match.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Omg who cares.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh no, the WWE has gone freemium.

WWE Champions is a crappy bejeweled ripoff where, if you play for free, you play as watered down versions of Corporate Kane & NXT Dean Ambrose. If you don't pay money, you'll have to spend weeks of your life leveling and fusing characters to make any progress.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

We will be hearing about that damn app game all night.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

HA DREAM MATCH

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

This will probably be fine. The No DQ Stip makes it much better since we've gotten variations of this match on TV for the past 4 months

 

[LBGetBack]

Jericho's potential antics are the only reason to watch this. Seen this matchup way too many times.

And Reigns needs to be part of a great personal feud that has nothing to do with the championship at this point. I think everyone is so bored of him being in the title picture.

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

Pretty sure Austin vs Flair happened before.