WrestleZone Tournament Bar Room Sidetalk Thread

[Coco]

I didn't think we'd need this thread so early.

 

[Coco]

While I patiently wait for someone to take a Rabid Wolverine-sized bite out of my ass, I give you this:

Are you kidding me? How is Seth Rollins losing this? How many people has even heard of Mitsuharu Misawa?

 

[BaconBits]

While I patiently wait for someone to take a Rabid Wolverine-sized bite out of my ass, I give you this:

It's BullShitExpected. Do you expect anybody to actually take him seriously?

 

[Dave]

That Ambrose / Benoit thread is a thing of beauty.

 

[Coco]

I know. Who would have thought that taking into account the larger context of multiple homicide would be taboo?

 

[Coco]

Regarding voting for someone based on their prime, Benoit's "prime" would need to be a roughly seven month period of time to justify voting him over most people in this tournament. Taken out of that small window, he's on Ambrose's level or lower.

So I'm not really struggling with the kayfabe implications of an Ambrose win here

 

[Tastycles]

If WZ forums held a 'Best German Leader Tournament'

Adolf Hitler vs Angela Merkel

Well, Hitler won a battle, and Merkel never did, so I'm voting Hitler. We shouldn't take into account the personal choice he made to commit genocide, we should just focus on his career inside the theatre of battle.

 

[Coco]

Those voting against Hitler are setting a new precedent. So now we can hold what leaders do outside the theatre of battle against them?

I guess you'll all be voting against Helmut Kohl because he snuck into a movie once without paying.

 

[Khalifa]

Regarding voting for someone based on their prime, Benoit's "prime" would need to be a roughly seven month period of time to justify voting him over most people in this tournament. Taken out of that small window, he's on Ambrose's level or lower.

So I'm not really struggling with the kayfabe implications of an Ambrose win here

I wish I saw this before I posted my latest reply, because otherwise I probably would have left that part out. So if you happen to see that, just disregard it.

 

[Coco]

Don't worry: There were points I disregarded anyway because you're prone to aimless rambling.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Benoit does suplexes though.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

This is a simple one for me, and if anyone has a problem with it too bad.

Dean Ambrose wins this one immediately since he isn't wrestling anybody. He walks to the ring, gets in, and the ring announcer says he wins by default since there's no opponent.

This is my favorite so far

 

[Coco]

Stormtrooper has actually never been more correct.

 

[Bernkastel]

If WZ forums held a 'Best German Leader Tournament'

Adolf Hitler vs Angela Merkel

Well, Hitler won a battle, and Merkel never did, so I'm voting Hitler. We shouldn't take into account the personal choice he made to commit genocide, we should just focus on his career inside the theatre of battle.

I probably would vote Hitler too. He had great charisma and actually united the country, boosted the economy and turned the nation into a leading world power in a short amount of time. Genocide? Andrew Jackson did that with the Indians. And he nearly made Mt. Rushmoore.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I probably would vote Hitler too. He had great charisma and actually united the country, boosted the economy and turned the nation into a leading world power in a short amount of time. Genocide? Andrew Jackson did that with the Indians. And he nearly made Mt. Rushmoore.

Yeah, but last I checked Hitler wasn't on any form of money.

Also, you ever gonna buy me those drinks baby?

 

[Coco]

Coco's reasoning isn't the age of consent law, it isn't complicated.

 

[Bernkastel]

Yeah, but last I checked Hitler wasn't on any form of money.

Also, you ever gonna buy me those drinks baby?

What, did you want them now?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Murderers should be given seeds and then be debated about being involved in the tourney.

Benoit strikes again!

 

[Coco]

Murderers should be given seeds and then be debated about being involved in the tourney.

Benoit strikes again!

Go vote.

Even if it's for Benoit. I'd love to do this again next round.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

And yet, and I can't stress this enough, he almost killed the business. He can be the most "technically sound" guy in the world. But killing the business is the opposite of what a good worker does. He's literally the worst professional wrestler of all time. He is the opposite of what this tournament celebrates and he has no place in the bracket.

You may have outdone yourself with this one.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I can't stress enough how big Patrick Stewart's hands are.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I can't stress enough how big Patrick Stewart's hands are.

What a letdown.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Small hands are preferred, as they make things seem bigger.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

A smart person who takes this tournament seriously would vote Mantaur over Benoit.

This is probably my personal favourite post of yours thus far.

 

[JGlass]

God I love seeing JBL get eliminated in the first round.