Slyfox696 Presents: The "How Would I Kill You" game

[Slyfox696]

I'm going to put my name in every thread I start from now on, I do believe. Apparently it makes me narcissistic and full of myself. I wasn't before, so I want to be now. This game is inspired by xfear.


The game is pretty simple. You post in this thread you wish to be a participant, and when I get around to it, I will tell you how I would kill you. Of course, I would never really kill anyone, so people have nothing to worry about, it's all for fun. Some could speculate the more humane the killing the more I like you, but I wouldn't necessarily subscribe to that opinion.

Let us begin.

 

[Via Armbar]

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

More shooting?

 

[Blue Chipper]

I'm hoping for an empathetic death.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Do it.

 

[ABMorales787]

How did you go from narcissistic to a pretend serial killer in that conversation exactly?

 

[Gelgarin]

Sounds like some modest entertainment. Shoot. Possibly literally - Oh ho ho.

 

[Slyfox696]

[YOUTUBE]2at7UI_hag8[/YOUTUBE]

More shooting?

I would tie you down firmly to four stakes in the yard, and run my lawnmower over your face. I would weed eat your nipples off first.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I would tie you down firmly to four stakes in the yard, and run my lawnmower over your face. I would weed eat your nipples off first.

You never said anything about being a rapist too...

 

[Via Armbar]

[YOUTUBE]2at7UI_hag8[/YOUTUBE]

Quite possibly the worst video ever made by anyone about anything. Regardless of Fedor being the subject of ridicule. "Learn some ground game fatty'' haha...Big Nog says 'sup.

 

[Blue Chipper]

I would tie you down firmly to four stakes in the yard, and run my lawnmower over your face. I would weed eat your nipples off first.

Hmm... I think he likes you!

 

[Freddy4190]

 

[enterkey]

 

[Theo Mays]

I always enjoy being killed hypothetically.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Interested. How do I die, Mr. Morgan?

 

[Slyfox696]

I'm hoping for an empathetic death.

I would offer to take you skydiving. I would pay for the lessons. Help you purchase the necessary equipment. Talk you into going. Build you up telling you how much fun it is. We'd get on the plane, flying thousands of feet in the air, the world a blur beneath us.

Then I'd pull out my gun and shoot you.

Do it.

Arsenic in your food.

How did you go from narcissistic to a pretend serial killer in that conversation exactly?

I'm Slyfox696, I'm capable of anything.

I'd plant you in a hedgerow, neck extended, and then trim the hedge as well as your neck. I'm sure blood has nutrients good for plants, right?

Sounds like some modest entertainment. Shoot. Possibly literally - Oh ho ho.

I'd burn you at the stake. After all, your words on these forums make people consider you a heretic, do they not?

 

[Gelgarin]

I'd burn you at the stake. After all, your words on these forums make people consider you a heretic, do they not?

Pretty much.

If I had to pick a way to go that's be quite high on my list. Something public and impressive.

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

What if I already know you'd kill me with your liberalism?

 

[Blue Chipper]

What's a colorful, albeit anti-climactic, death indicative of?

 

[Slyfox696]

I'd strip you naked, and strap you down to a couch with an open hole in the seat cushion for your penis. I'd tie a weight to your penis underneath the couch, stretch it out. I'd then run a chainsaw underneath the couch.

I'd put you in a box full of angry killer bees. I'd shake the box violently.

I always enjoy being killed hypothetically.

Interested. How do I die, Mr. Morgan?

Death by alcohol poisoning. Too much alcohol.

 

[Slyfox696]

What if I already know you'd kill me with your liberalism?

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm Slyfox696, I'm capable of anything.

I'd plant you in a hedgerow, neck extended, and then trim the hedge as well as your neck. I'm sure blood has nutrients good for plants, right?

That's actually pretty mellow given you were beating Armbar to death and ripping out Cardinal's nipples. That's either a sign of mercy or indifference.

 

[Shocky]

I'm in.

 

[Freddy4190]

That sounds horrible.