It's Christmas Eve, I'm wearing a jumper over my Daniel Bryan t-shirt and Matt Hayes' 24 Hour Rod Race is on Discovery Shed. Soon I'll put The Matrix on. However, before that, I thought I'd do something festive. You know, a small portion of you aren't human toilets. Here is the definitive list:
- Gelgarin - Nobody that knowledgeable about wrestling should be allowed to do interesting things with their life. Stop bucking the trend.
- JGlass - Insidious Jew with surprisingly convincing "friendly guy" façade.
- Tastycles - Humble enough to realise that, because of my incredible life experience, my relationship advice is the be all and end all.
- HBK-aholic - Making love to Klunderbunker so we don't have to. The very definition of taking one for the team.
- Lee - Egg nog fiend who knows the value of Primark shirts. It's about £6, give or take.
- Klunderbunker - Leeds is nice, isn't it?
- The Doctor - I follow you on Twitter. I seem to remember liking your hair. Do you have nice hair?
- Luther - I miss you more every day.
- Rohan - I miss you less every day.
- Colamania - I never missed you.
- Dowds - You're doing an admirable job as the new Rohan.
- E-Fed people - Because you exist as well.
- Slyfox696 - How did you get on here?
- NorCal - Please don't hurt me.
- Coco - I just realised that you're probably smarter than me. Fortunately, as is the case with most people smarter than me, nobody else seems to have noticed.
- IrishCanadian25 - Would be horrendously insulted if you said something unsavoury about his sister. But he's not a mod any more, is he?
- Jakey - My hero.
- D-Man - Would be horrendously insulted if you said something unsavoury about IC25. Still a mod, is he?
- Haiku Hogan - You earned that rep that I seem to remember giving you for something over the last couple of days.
- CH David - We've drifted apart. We used to be so close.
- Killjoy - Kills joy.
- jmt225 - Kills joy.
- Shadowmancer - Steve Corino sucks.
- TheOneBigWill - Fuck you.
- Nate - My favourite.
- Dig Bick Nudley - My favourite.
- Jonny B - Too beautiful for this world.
- Harthan - "And that's the bottom line, because DADDY DIAS said so!"
- Lord Sidious - The original boxer-sniffer, not GD's version (who knows not to trust xfear I hope).
- xfearbefore - I hope he's alright.
- Beardy Guy - Theo, is it? I think it's Theo.
- FalKon - Prolific furry.
- Phoenix - Mythical bird. Look out for FalKon.
- Haiku Hogan - Because I don't think I could take appearing on the shit list for a third time.
- Stormtrooper - For being able to start an argument in an empty room.
- justinsayne - You used to be "the angry guy" before Stormtrooper came along and pushed the envelope.
- Steamboat Ricky - Both a reference to Mickey Mouse and Ricky Steamboat. Brilliant.
- Ming - Dirty Chelsea fan.
- The Crock - Dirty crocodile fan.
- The Dragon Saga - Dirty indie fan.
- Mack Millitant - Let's get it on?
- shattered dreams - Have you ever actually made a post about Goldust?
- IDR - TNA is good.
- The Brain - Insane in the membrane.
- ProWrestlingFan - Buries the lead.
- Rayne - Admitted to me that he huffs paint, so he's alright in my book.
- The replenished artist - ???
- Hugh G. Rection - Most improved poster.
- HGR - Terrible poster.
- GSB - That's terrific.
- Big Hungry - Used to be Diet Soda. Who's Diet Soda? Don't know.
- nightmare - A dream.
- Sanka - On Reddit.
- Henhouse - Best in the world.
- midgensa - Your name sounds like midget.
- Miko - Seriously, fuck Jeff Hardy. Eat his skin and use his testicles as chewing gum.
- FunKay - Scottish...?
- Martin Gabriel - Just when you think you have all the answers, he asks another question.
- Echelon - Can only not be trusted with children if they're in the womb.
- KnowYoRole - Knows his role.
- Y 2 Jane - Bigger fan of Y 2 Jake than wrestling.
- Shocky - You know the deal about Jeff Hardy.
If you're not on the list, it's not because I've forgotten you (yes it is), it's because you're an awful person. But don't feel bad, many on the list are also awful people. Namely D-Man.
That list stopped being definitive in a hurry.
I'm sorry we drifted apart, Sam! It's all on me.
