Samoa Joe. He has no place in a WWE ring. Not only is he nowhere on that level he wouldn't even look right standing next to those guys. I would have to extend my imagination to believe he could hang in there with the likes of Triple H, John Cena, Batista, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Kane, Edge or any of the other top talents in WWE. Joe for one as some of you have said doesn't have a look even close to convincing of a wrestler. Ok yeah he's another fat Samoan, who cares? That doesn't make him a decent wrestler. I'm not saying that Rikishi, Manu, or Umaga are better necessarily because I can't stand any of them, I have never liked any of the fat Samoans. But he particularly doesn't fit the bill, key word FIT. Not only would the chiseled bodies of the WWE make him look like the sloppy tub of goo he is, once they started going at it, the second he started getting some upper hand you'd catch yourself asking what the hell just happened because it wouldn't look right, or make sense.
I don't think that the WWE would even consider him anyways. What does he seriously have to offer them, they have the best roster you could ask for. Samoa Joe is the indie smarks God, and that's because he came from their indie smark heaven ROH. I Have seen ring of honor and let me say, I couldn't make it through it. I tried watching a match but it was absolute garbage. One minute you have some ******ed hardcore stunt match where things just randomly happen for no reason with no explanation, then guys are coming from nowhere, once again with out rhyme or reason, and everyone is just hitting each other with whatever they can grab. It was fucking pointless and talentless. Then they had some other match that was supposed to be some big deal that literally put me to sleep. No bullshit !!! That company is about to collapse anyways, and rightfully so.
Back to the point though, Samoa Joe is crap. TNA makes him to be the end all be all most bad ass hardcore, technical, sadistic, everything you can imagine all rolled up into one superstar, completely unbeatable, unmatched, incapable of being harmed, indestructible, made of pure malice and attitude, over the top king shit. I hate it. I could kick this guys ass in one minute guaranteed, guaran-teed!!!! But they hype him as the future of wrestling and like he's the best thing since....ever. I am sick of it. And it is because of that hype that this is even being discussed.
People say he is such a great worker??? well I have seen a ton of his matches and he is a piss poor worker ok. He doesn't sell shit, makes other peoples moves looked botched because of his own incapability, and is sloppy as hell. I wrestle too and I have a fucking eagle eye for this shit so I know what I am talking about. His mic skills are sub par at best, every time I hear him on the mic it's like he's reading from cue cards or something and either over or under acts. There is nothing believable about it. It's like he never has a clue what to say but he has to say something so he's always just trying thing of some thing bad ass to say. It's horrible.
What else??? Is there anything else??? Oh yeah his move-set. Might be ok if were about 150 pounds lighter ok. This guy doing an enziguri is like watching the Michelin man try to pole vault. It's horrible and it never looks good. Often times he makes his opponent look like a shitty seller because he doesn't pull of his moves right. But then he has to dominate everyone no matter what, even when it's someone waaaaaay better than him like Kurt Angle. I hate it, I hate Joe, and I hate TNA for bringing him up and making such a big deal of him.
If he dared to set foot in a WWE ring he would be twirked in every way by everyone. Vince has no use for him, and to bring him there would mean that TNA actually had talent to rival the WWE which I don't think it does in the long run. Maybe some of those X-Division guys are good but that's it. I hate their woman's division, not one of them would look right in WWE with the exception of Christy Hemme who came from there, and even she now looks like she wouldn't fit in as she didn't. None of them are as hot a the WWE Divas, I'll take Mickey James over any of them any day of the week. They are a bunch of second rate dogs, that can make each other look good that's it. And they can't wrestle on the level of the Divas so put them to rest.
Joe blows ass, I find it surprising that anyone even mention him in WWE. He might be able to bully the smaller mid carders but that's it. That's all he did in the X-Division was bully smaller guys, that's all he would do in WWE. He's a fat ass, lame ass, not talent, no skill, joke, pathetic excuse for a wrestler like most the Samoans, and he makes me puke pea soup until my head spins. I'd like to see him get hit by a fucking bus. There isn't one guy in the heavyweight division I would put Joe over in WWE, he wouldn't look credible anyways, much like now.
I hope he just stays in TNA so he can continue to be a second class wrestler on top of a second class company. He is not worthy of the WWE. Evan Bourne, he was worth of the WWE, C.M. Punk was worth of the WWE, not him. They couldn't do much with him anyways because of the fact he is a low rent wrestler like most of the TNA locker room. I will give credit to AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, The Motor City Machine Gunz, and Petey Williams. Those are the only guys worth a crap there that aren't from somewhere else. Maybe Jay Lethal and Consequences Creed too but that's it. The thing is though, none of them would look right in WWE either, maybe Petey Williams, that's it.
So overall Joe is king of a crap pile, with a couple flies around it. Nothing to his credit. TNA is like a puked on pile of diarrhea shit with a couple decent chunks of corn in it. They are not on the level of WWE, nor are their wrestlers besides the few I gave honorable mention to and maybe Kurt Angle, and Booker T. Sting is way too old and tired, and I love Kevin Nash but he couldn't make it in WWE today either. Joe is an inferior wrestler period. The only thing that says otherwise is the hype machine they have put behind him and it is really just a disservice to him as no one could live up to that especially someone lacking as him.
Could you imagine the hell that Edge would put him through. Or Randy Orton. What about Triple H or Batista, or John Cena or Undertaker. Those guys would eat Samoa Joe and crap The Rock. They would make him look so bad it would be ridiculous. Just standing next to those guys he would look like shit, then once he started wrestling it would be Batista Bomb, Spear, RKO, F-U. Tombstone, and finally The Pedigree laying his tubby ass out. I don't think he could beat Shelton Benjamin, or Kennedy, or even William Regal for that matter. He Needs to just stay where he is and never disgrace the WWE by stepping foot in it.