Saboteur is standing in front of a blank chalkboard, wearing a black graduation cap and gown over his traditional spandex outfit. Adorning his face is a very thick pair of glasses, and in his hands he has a yardstick, presumably to use as a pointer, unofficially to use as a fake sword.
Saboteur: Hello class, and welcome to Saboteur's weekly Pop Quiz! And no, I don't mean a quiz about soda pop!
The camera flips around to show a class full of WZCW wrestlers and personalities, and none of them are laughing.
Saboteur: Err, anyways, I am going to ask you THREE questions about WZCW history, and whoever gets the best score gets FREE feedback on their RPs! And let's be real here, this is gonna be some real good feedback, the type of stuff you usually have to pay for!
Leon Kensworth: RPs? Feedback? What are you talking about?
Saboteur: Shut up Kensworth. Also, NO CHEATING! This is a closed book quiz, so I don't want any of you flipping through the WZCW history book, otherwise, you'll wind up like Krypto over there!
Krypto is hanging by his underwear from a ceiling fan.
Krypto: I can see down Celeste's shirt from here!
The crowd snickers as Celeste adjusts her top.
Saboteur: A few last minute suggestions: Put your answers in SPOILER TAGS, as we wouldn't want anyone copying from your paper, now would we? And unlike the SATs or ACTs or STDs, speed counts! If two people get 100% correct, then the person who posted first is going to get the grand prize while the second place person is gonna a big heaping bowl of nothing! Shall we begin everyone?
All the students take out their pencils and begin to write, but Ricky Runn's pencil's tip breaks immediately.
Ricky Runn: Oh hamburgers.
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QUESTION ONE: There are fourteen WZCW wrestlers billed from fictitious locations. Name ten of them.
QUESTION TWO: Who were the final four wrestlers in this year's Lethal Lottery?
QUESTION THREE: Vega has been the Mayhem Champion for 14 rounds. How many more rounds will Vega have to defend the Mayhem Championship to break Alex Bowen's record?
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*All answers must be submitted by the time AFTERSHOCK is posted. Feedback will be given for the following round of RPs.*
*Just to put the rules in plain language: No looking up the answers, no copying other people's answers, and if there is a tie, the person who posted their answers first will be declared the winner. And of course, have fun!*
Saboteur: Hello class, and welcome to Saboteur's weekly Pop Quiz! And no, I don't mean a quiz about soda pop!
The camera flips around to show a class full of WZCW wrestlers and personalities, and none of them are laughing.
Saboteur: Err, anyways, I am going to ask you THREE questions about WZCW history, and whoever gets the best score gets FREE feedback on their RPs! And let's be real here, this is gonna be some real good feedback, the type of stuff you usually have to pay for!
Leon Kensworth: RPs? Feedback? What are you talking about?
Saboteur: Shut up Kensworth. Also, NO CHEATING! This is a closed book quiz, so I don't want any of you flipping through the WZCW history book, otherwise, you'll wind up like Krypto over there!
Krypto is hanging by his underwear from a ceiling fan.
Krypto: I can see down Celeste's shirt from here!
The crowd snickers as Celeste adjusts her top.
Saboteur: A few last minute suggestions: Put your answers in SPOILER TAGS, as we wouldn't want anyone copying from your paper, now would we? And unlike the SATs or ACTs or STDs, speed counts! If two people get 100% correct, then the person who posted first is going to get the grand prize while the second place person is gonna a big heaping bowl of nothing! Shall we begin everyone?
All the students take out their pencils and begin to write, but Ricky Runn's pencil's tip breaks immediately.
Ricky Runn: Oh hamburgers.
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QUESTION ONE: There are fourteen WZCW wrestlers billed from fictitious locations. Name ten of them.
QUESTION TWO: Who were the final four wrestlers in this year's Lethal Lottery?
QUESTION THREE: Vega has been the Mayhem Champion for 14 rounds. How many more rounds will Vega have to defend the Mayhem Championship to break Alex Bowen's record?
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*All answers must be submitted by the time AFTERSHOCK is posted. Feedback will be given for the following round of RPs.*
*Just to put the rules in plain language: No looking up the answers, no copying other people's answers, and if there is a tie, the person who posted their answers first will be declared the winner. And of course, have fun!*
