Raw 3/06/17: The Gift of Jackhammer

[Wildcat66]

Wait, so it's back...but it's also front?

Taco Bell, don't take this the wrong way; but your food is kind of unstable.

 

[OYDK]

Is Brock supposed to show up tonight? He sure as hell should. As should Taker if he's gonna be wrestling at Mania.

 

[shafe_41]

Aries still going with the "my package" thing. That's a brave move Cotton, let's see if that works out for him!

 

[BaconBits]

Corey Graves corpsing to Aries bragging about his package is awesome.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Is Brock supposed to show up tonight? He sure as hell should. As should Taker if he's gonna be wrestling at Mania.

And Hulk Hogan.

 

[Wildcat66]

And Hulk Hogan.

That's it, i'm officially stopping your push.

 

[Navi]

Wrestling is serious biz. And I'd say whining on social media is a minor reaction. Back in the day fans used to assault wrestlers, flip over cars, and set shit on fire on a regular basis.

Oh they don't do that anymore. Damm I'm in trouble I guess.

 

[shafe_41]

According to Cagematch they've fought each other in some capacity 72 times. And that's just in the WWE.

Has to include house shows I assume? I know I've seen them on TV a lot... 12 TV matches sounds pretty close. Unless it also counts tag matches... then I'm going with like... 20.

 

[Navi]

Corey Graves corpsing to Aries bragging about his package is awesome.

Produce the package or shut the hell up I say.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Hulk Hogan would put butts in seats, he can still punch...thats all he needs to do, punch and push, hulk up and make a comeback.

 

[klunderbunker]

If this doesn't end with Neville retaining and Aries going after him to set up Wrestlemania, there is no hope for this division.

 

[shafe_41]

Oh look... only 34 minutes before the fucking CM Punk chants. That's 33 minutes longer than I thought Chicago would last.

 

[Wildcat66]

Chicago, you're 34 minutes late with those C.M Punk chants.

 

[BaconBits]

Produce the package or shut the hell up I say.

Don't be hoochie, ya trollop.

 

[OYDK]

I thought those Punk chants would be louder.

 

[Wildcat66]

I thought those Punk chants would be louder.

I think even they are starting to realize C.M Punk is never coming back.

 

[BaconBits]

I thought those Punk chants would be louder.

Well, he did get absolutely clowned in his UFC debut.

 

[shafe_41]

Hulk Hogan would put butts in seats, he can still punch...thats all he needs to do, punch and push, hulk up and make a comeback.

Hogan sells tickets. Flat out truth. All he has to do is come out to that music, do the flexing in the ring, and go back up the ramp. I would pay for it because I've never seen Hogan live.

 

[OYDK]

Well, he did get absolutely clowned in his UFC debut.

That was a fun night.

 

[BaconBits]

Good guy Batista is gonna put Van Damme over.

 

[BaconBits]

That was a fun night.

I don't know anybody thought it was going to go any other way.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Swann will never be champion again. Theres no suspense here.

 

[OYDK]

I don't know anybody thought it was going to go any other way.

Nah, Punk's just lucky Gall was nice enough to take him down. Had they stood up, Punk would have gotten knocked out cold.

 

[shafe_41]

Swann will never be champion again. Theres no suspense here.

He'll be a dance-off champion against a 55-60 yr. old Rikishi. I would think this is actually funny if I didn't believe some shit like that could actually happen.

 

[BaconBits]

Nah, Punk's just lucky Gall was nice enough to take him down. Had they stood up, Punk would have gotten knocked out cold.

Word on the street is that his chin is trash, MMA isn't for him.