One Free Punch

[TheOneBigWill]

A friend of mine said that he believes everyone should be allowed "One Free Punch" directly to a child's face, with a free pass and no consequences.

If this were to ever happen.. I'd want mine to be on the face of my Brother's new fling's 9 year old Daughter.

She was with my Brother, during my little girl's Birthday party and it was the first time I'd met her. She asked why I had long hair, and my Brother jokingly replied "because he secretly wants to be a girl."

From this point on, the rest of the night, she kept saying "That means hes 'a gay'."

Its one thing for morons who make long hair/girl jokes. I've heard them all. Its another to be running around a party full of Parents, little kids, and mature individuals screaming "Hes a gay, and I don't like gays".

I swear.. one, straight, hard, jacked up jaw.. is what I wanted to give her.

 

[Scotty]

Go for it. I won't see a thing.

 

[Razor]

That's the definition of shitty parenting, that is.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

That's the definition of shitty parenting, that is.

Hitting a child, or the gay bashing?

 

[Razor]

Ummm...gay bashing. The child punching is more a general "horrible person" example than anything.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Ummm...gay bashing. The child punching is more a general "horrible person" example than anything.

Then yes, highly agreed. I seriously said in front of mostly everyone.. "I've never thought about hitting a little girl in the face before, but I can honestly say I have now.. and if someone doesn't shut her the fuck up with that shit, I'm going to experience what its like, as well."

 

[TheOneBigWill]

My Brother doesn't really have morals, though. He dates girls for two reasons..

1. Sex.

2. Their money. And to be honest, money comes first.

 

[Razor]

I would think it a valid reason to go to Hell. "But Saint Peter! She was gay bashing!"