Free Breakfast

[FromTheSouth]

At the strip club. It was fucking good. Cheese eggs, sausage, kolaches, biscuits and gravy, pancakes, potatoes, fruit, cheese, muffins....all free.

I also got undercharged for drinks at two different bars, then got too much change back from the titty bar waitress.

Furthermore, my friend brought his wife and she wanted a lap dance, and her top came off too.

Good night.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Jealous. That's what I am. I miss titty bars.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

I don't know if I could physically eat a breakfast from a "strip bar"...
Glad you enjoyed it though :s

 

[Razor]

Never been. Fayetteville strip clubs are sleezy, and infested with legit crack ****es.

 

[SSJPhenom]

You should come to Vegas with that string of luck.

 

[The Dewbliners]

You should come to Vegas with that string of luck.

He was just there. From what I recall, he said he turned $100 into 2k in no time. I forget what table he was playing.

On a side note: I just learned last night, Lupe Fuentes was dancing at the strip club I usually frequent. And, I missed it.

 

[SSJPhenom]

He was just there. From what I recall, he said he turned $100 into 2k in no time. I forget what table he was playing.

On a side note: I just learned last night, Lupe Fuentes was dancing at the strip club I usually frequent. And, I missed it.

This sum bitch was in Vegas and he didn't give me a call?

What an asshole.

But yea, if you have good enough luck and some what know what you're doing, you can win big. I turned a $20 bill into around $700 about a week ago.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yeah, we were there for a weekend. I turned a bill into a g in about an hour on a poker table at Hooters. I spent most of my profits on tipping and lap dances though. That was the point.

 

[X]

Free breakfast? You're no better than those kids who get free lunch at school. Fucking commie pigs.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Free breakfast? You're no better than those kids who get free lunch at school. Fucking commie pigs.

Tell me when those kids pay $10 to get in and $7 a drink.

 

[a0161613]

I love breakfast and i love titties. I saw Velvet Sky last night (i'm not boasting ) and its one of the only thing i'd rather do instead of having of breakfasting at a titty bar.

 

[Freddy4190]

I've never been to a strip club.