[youtube]K5q1WGDWYhs[/youtube] A display of pyrotechnics goes off as we come in live to the feed from Meltdown 101! The crowd is wild in Richmond, Virginia and they are clearly ready for some WZCW action! They continue to cheer until... Ricky Runn walks out onto the stage to the utter derision of the entire WZCW crowd. He has the world title belt over his shoulder and a microphone in his hand as he makes his way into the ring with a flourish and a bow. He has a huge grin on his face as he begins to speak. Ricky Runn: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I really have to pat myself on the back for this one. He does, in fact, pat himself on the back before continuing. Runn: I went into Hell in a Cell and against all odds, against everyone else believing that Saboteur and Vega were going to win, against the surprise of Triple X entering instead of Barbosa, I retained my world heavyweight championship! Copeland: As much as I hate to do it, Ricky Runn really does deserve credit for winning a huge match. Cohen: He's the best champion we've ever had! A shining example of a role model for children everywhere! Ricky sets the microphone down and applauds for himself, trying to lead the crowd in it, though they only respond with more boos for him. Runn: Well, I guess I can't expect the people of Virginia to appreciate a truly Swagtastic champion, but even I'm surprised at this lack of class, and not to mention the smell... Runn holds his nose and is about to go on - The crowd goes wild for the appearance of the Mechanical Man! He lurches onto the stage with a microphone in hand. Copeland: S.H.I.T. was surprisingly featured in a bonus contest at Unscripted against Constantine, where he emerged victorious! But what does he want with Ricky Runn? Cohen: He's probably sad that his old partner Barbosa has packed up and left! Maybe he's looking for a new best friend! SHIT: SHIT has not observed the stench that Ricky Runn describes! Perhaps it is because this one lacks olfactory organs, but it seems more likely that Ricky Runn is merely a lying fool. The crowd laughs at SHIT's "joke", but the robot only continues on. SHIT: SHIT has been victorious over John Constantine! SHIT did not seek the world title while Barbosa possessed it, but the time has come for SHIT to press a claim on the world title! The crowd cheers for the announcement that SHIT intends to chase the world title, but Ricky Runn looks much less pleased. Runn: The mere idea that I should have to defend my title against a robot is absurd! I will defend my title only against opponents equally as swagtastic as myself, and there is no one on this roster even close. SHIT: SHIT does not possess a swag program, but it does possess the function to destroy you! SHIT begins his way down to the ring and Ricky goes to the ropes to wait for him. As SHIT walks down, suddenly a figure leaps over the ringside barrier! It's...it's Triple X! Triple X is behind Ricky Runn and he yells at Runn! Runn hears him and turns and catches an X-Rated in the face! The crowd doesn't know what to think of this development and SHIT looks on, halfway down the ramp with his head cocked in confusion. Copeland: What is Triple X doing? Cohen: It looks like he's trying to forcibly insert himself back into the world title picture after losing at Unscripted! Copeland: It's chaos in the ring right now and we'll have to sort this out! We'll be back with action after the break!