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Let me start by saying I'm not the biggest Thanksgiving guy. Americans compulsively eat more than what they need to get by and the very next day they beat the shit out of each other for things they don't need. We caused the biggest genocide in recorded history against those that broke bread with us on the first Thanksgiving, and it wasn't recognized as a national holiday until the 1940s.
But there is one thing about Thanksgiving I do enjoy and I'm not so sardonic about, and that is the part where we give thanks for the things we sort of take for granted every other time of the year. So this is for you guys in the WZCW. Now that I'm off my podium, this one goes out to you beautiful people.
First, Creative, who for some reason thought it was a good idea to let a drunk write matches with them:
Yaz: My equestrian overlord. You're doing a great job at being this Head thingy. I'm sorry my literature references and ramblings of my character don't tickle your fancy. Maybe you should pick up a book that doesn't pop-up. XD I kid of course. You seem like the easiest guy to talk to and bounce ideas off of. You're a standup guy that deserves more praise for the weird shit we do over in the Creative Control.
Dave: Speaking of ponies, you have to be the biggest workhorse I've ever seen. There isn't a time I don't see you updating the .com section and keeping things fresh. You knock matches out as if they were the easiest thing to do. Like, damn son. And was it you or Yaz that mentioned me for the opportunity to join once Kermit was ready to leave? If it was you, a big Thank You for sure. If it was him let's just pretend you said it.
Falk: That other brony guy. I've never seen anyone write a story about a model and it be interesting. Personally I think you've accomplished the impossible. Your run as Elite Openweight Champion is well deserved and I am very happy to have worked with you on Creative and with Cerberus. That and just like Dave you kept the .com section going like clockwork. Truly going to be missed. Love to chat one of these days.
Thriller: Even though we didn't talk much, I've been a fan of yours since Mason Westhoff (and Ilapa was severely underrated). People loved giving you shit about short RPs, but that style is highly underrated now that I can see the promos with Creative eyes. I remember how fucking difficult it was to try and get you and your posse eliminated in that one Big Brother Game we played in The Bar Room. Fond memories there. Anyways, sorry to see you leave Creative and hope to see more of elegANT's story unfold.
Dynamite: Not much to say here that the world doesn't know already. I am so glad you shot me a PM about some goofy French athlete tag teaming with some Ty Burna knockoff. Who knew that would make something special? We did, of course. It's a lot of fun chatting with you outside of WZ as well, and I hope college is treating ya right. Flex is beyond ready to stand out from the rest, and once he goes full Face, my God man, it'll be magical. Here's to success. Hail Cerberus.
Killjoy: Your legacy in WZCW almost goes unrivaled. Your graphic work is the shit, and Matt Tastic can make a shitty franchise look good. My hat is off to you, brother. I enjoy the podcasts you do for this hobby and you seem like a decent guy to chat with. Looking forward to wherever your character goes after suffering a loss from a guy I'm surprised could get off of a couch.
And now, the rest of you people clearly obsessed with scantily clad men groping one another:
NSL: Great name, by the way. Your guest writing is fucking phenomenal. John Doe deserves the tag team run he is getting, and you're a very approachable guy in Discussion. Sorry I can't think of much to say here, as we haven't talked all that much, but I'm sure we will eventually. Glad you are in the fed, man.
Dagger Dias: Always glad to see green rep come my way, so let me start off by saying thank you for each time you've done that for me and for everybody else that clearly didn't deserve it lol. Theron Daggershield is an unwavering white knight of WZCW. And how I hate that
No really though that has to be difficult to write, not to mention his Merry Band of Misfits. You've carved out quite a reputation in the fed itself, and I hope we get more development from Theron as his story comes to life.
Haiku: The pictures from your last RP scared me. I like to think I'm not easily scared. Dr. Zeus deserves this run, and I've been a big fan of his since your Zeus/Kurtesy days. Looking back now I can say Ramparte was practically ripping him off. Thank you for the kind words you've said about my writing style with Ram, and I hope I can continue to keep your interest with the guy. One day I hope we can work together and dismantle WZCW and bring about a new found hedonism with our characters. I look forward to the crimson darkness Zeus and CotD will usher on the shows.
Shotoro: We haven't chatted much since that time we Skype'd us some D&D. That was pretty fun. Hope we can do that again sometime in the future. Happy to see James Howard back and finding his groove. To me he is one of the better heels on the Roster right now.
Lee: I appreciate the work you put into defeating Scumm for the title. I know it was a difficult bout to go into, but the better man squeaked out this time. But God wasn't it down to the fucking wire. Seriously though, Titus had to be the posterboy for Face outside of Theron and to see him rejuvenated as a heel just has so many possibilities to his already established legacy. I enjoy your writing and I root for heel Titus.
Showtime: Another guy I haven't had the pleasure of talking to directly, but by all accounts your skill as a writer speaks for itself. Showtime should be on every young RPers Top 3 Characters to emulate. Hell of a character. Speaking of, Noah Ryder more than deserves the KFAD briefcase, and I got to peek at some ideas you had for your guy in the not too distant future. You're a creative guy for sure. Fucking awesome.
Miko: I've told you before that S.H.I.T. is 1/3 of my favorite characters from WZCW. So glad I got to see yours and Barbosa's match in the Creative Room before it posted. Spectacular stuff. You have always seemed like a cool guy to chat with on the forums, and I'm glad I got the pleasure of feuding with you in the tag team division. I look forward to S.H.I.T. post- Kingdom Come.
Fallout: Thanks for coming back and rocking the division with NSL. When I first joined WZCW, Fallout stuck out as one of the top guys to watch for, and that attitude hasn't changed. You kill it.
Echelon: My buddy. Fuck I can never find time to shoot the shit on Skype much anymore due to school, but I get excited when I see you've responded to me here. Kagura is another character I could never see being all that interesting, being a shrine maiden and all, but you work magic. I sense another title run for the Japanese chick soon enough if you keep at it the way you have. Best of luck, brother.
K Web V3: Logan McAllister is a dark horse of a character if I ever saw one. Yeah, it does feel that you borrowed heavily from Kevin Owens at the beginning, but now with Men of Mayhem your character has my undivided attention. Don't lose hope with your team, either- Dynamite and I started off as rocky as a team could get, but we found our synergy. I expect great things from MoM.
FWR: Haven't had the pleasure of chatting with you on a regular basis either, but you have seemed to come a long way since I read your Angel RPs. I truly believe you've found your niche with Armando Paradyse in Men of Mayhem, and it can be something to be remembered if you two keep going the way you are. At a time where the division is experiencing a boom, I know you guys can make an impression.
Theo Mays: I sincerely love The Beard. You teaming with ElegANT to make Bearded Gentlemen 2.0 is a stroke of genius, but I don't expect anything less here. Another tag team I know will do well. Excellent RPs, too. Beard vs. Tastic will stand the test of time as well.
Jam: BAKE GINO BAKE! Seriously though, you know how much I liked Amber Warren, but this goofy pizza guy clearly stands out right now and he's lovable. Can't wait to read him when the next boards go up. We talk a bit on Skype and now Facebook, so there isn't much here that you don't already know I dig. You seem like one of the most positive guys I've had the pleasure of shooting the shit with, so never change, amigo.
Cassanova: Writing a bookworm is challenging, aye? Well, you do deserve more credit, because I know how difficult that can be to keep fresh. I like your idea with the teddy bear NPC and if you ever want to send me a PM about writing and the like, I'm always open to a chat with a fellow Lit. nerd.
CyberPunk: I adore Veejay, to be honest. He will be a champion before 2016 ends if you keep it up. I may not talk to you personally, but you're another guy that seems pretty approachable in the Discussion Thread. Thanks for coming back to the fed.
Ty Burna: A legend. You've done just about everything you could possibly do here, except win tag team gold by yourself, which I'm sure you will do because you are basically inhuman and can crank out 2 RPs bi-weekly and they both be fucking eloquent. Seriously I think half the guys here look up to you and your work, myself included. There's no praise here you haven't heard. You rock, dude.
Funkay: It's sort of canon that I made Steven Holmes something akin to Ramparte's idol, and for good reason. Holmes is an HoFer ready to happen, and deserves that elite status. You are without a doubt one of the reasons why I decided to join WZCW. As Cerberus started, I did seek inspiration from your work with Magnitudinis, and so I think it is pretty clear that your writing gave me reason to write here. So thank you, Funkay. And I hope Abel Hunnicut murders a man in the ring. Holmes as a manager is a thing of beauty, too.
Tastycles: First match I wrote as I made the transition to Creative was Garth Black vs. Johnny Scumm. I still think you should have taken the gold, but that's besides the point now. I tried writing it in a way that made Black look like the toughest person on Earth to lose a title match, because in all honesty reading Black makes me think "That is a tough bastard. Always write his matches like that." So I am definitely a fan of Garth. Daddy Mack also springs to mind on guys that just pulse machismo in your hands. So in some weird way I guess I'm saying I love your style because the way you write wrestlers makes them actually FEEL like wrestlers. Thank you for that testosterone.
Pretty sure I got everybody. If not...well shit thanks for being a part of the best ongoing e-fed there ever was. I appreciate each and every one of you for keeping the boat afloat and hashing out exciting angles left and right. You guys are the best. And for the other Americans among us celebrating Thanksgiving, well from my cup to yours have a blessed one, and enjoy some turkey you hedonistic hogs.
But there is one thing about Thanksgiving I do enjoy and I'm not so sardonic about, and that is the part where we give thanks for the things we sort of take for granted every other time of the year. So this is for you guys in the WZCW. Now that I'm off my podium, this one goes out to you beautiful people.
First, Creative, who for some reason thought it was a good idea to let a drunk write matches with them:
Yaz: My equestrian overlord. You're doing a great job at being this Head thingy. I'm sorry my literature references and ramblings of my character don't tickle your fancy. Maybe you should pick up a book that doesn't pop-up. XD I kid of course. You seem like the easiest guy to talk to and bounce ideas off of. You're a standup guy that deserves more praise for the weird shit we do over in the Creative Control.
Dave: Speaking of ponies, you have to be the biggest workhorse I've ever seen. There isn't a time I don't see you updating the .com section and keeping things fresh. You knock matches out as if they were the easiest thing to do. Like, damn son. And was it you or Yaz that mentioned me for the opportunity to join once Kermit was ready to leave? If it was you, a big Thank You for sure. If it was him let's just pretend you said it.
Falk: That other brony guy. I've never seen anyone write a story about a model and it be interesting. Personally I think you've accomplished the impossible. Your run as Elite Openweight Champion is well deserved and I am very happy to have worked with you on Creative and with Cerberus. That and just like Dave you kept the .com section going like clockwork. Truly going to be missed. Love to chat one of these days.
Thriller: Even though we didn't talk much, I've been a fan of yours since Mason Westhoff (and Ilapa was severely underrated). People loved giving you shit about short RPs, but that style is highly underrated now that I can see the promos with Creative eyes. I remember how fucking difficult it was to try and get you and your posse eliminated in that one Big Brother Game we played in The Bar Room. Fond memories there. Anyways, sorry to see you leave Creative and hope to see more of elegANT's story unfold.
Dynamite: Not much to say here that the world doesn't know already. I am so glad you shot me a PM about some goofy French athlete tag teaming with some Ty Burna knockoff. Who knew that would make something special? We did, of course. It's a lot of fun chatting with you outside of WZ as well, and I hope college is treating ya right. Flex is beyond ready to stand out from the rest, and once he goes full Face, my God man, it'll be magical. Here's to success. Hail Cerberus.
Killjoy: Your legacy in WZCW almost goes unrivaled. Your graphic work is the shit, and Matt Tastic can make a shitty franchise look good. My hat is off to you, brother. I enjoy the podcasts you do for this hobby and you seem like a decent guy to chat with. Looking forward to wherever your character goes after suffering a loss from a guy I'm surprised could get off of a couch.
And now, the rest of you people clearly obsessed with scantily clad men groping one another:
NSL: Great name, by the way. Your guest writing is fucking phenomenal. John Doe deserves the tag team run he is getting, and you're a very approachable guy in Discussion. Sorry I can't think of much to say here, as we haven't talked all that much, but I'm sure we will eventually. Glad you are in the fed, man.
Dagger Dias: Always glad to see green rep come my way, so let me start off by saying thank you for each time you've done that for me and for everybody else that clearly didn't deserve it lol. Theron Daggershield is an unwavering white knight of WZCW. And how I hate that
No really though that has to be difficult to write, not to mention his Merry Band of Misfits. You've carved out quite a reputation in the fed itself, and I hope we get more development from Theron as his story comes to life.Haiku: The pictures from your last RP scared me. I like to think I'm not easily scared. Dr. Zeus deserves this run, and I've been a big fan of his since your Zeus/Kurtesy days. Looking back now I can say Ramparte was practically ripping him off. Thank you for the kind words you've said about my writing style with Ram, and I hope I can continue to keep your interest with the guy. One day I hope we can work together and dismantle WZCW and bring about a new found hedonism with our characters. I look forward to the crimson darkness Zeus and CotD will usher on the shows.
Shotoro: We haven't chatted much since that time we Skype'd us some D&D. That was pretty fun. Hope we can do that again sometime in the future. Happy to see James Howard back and finding his groove. To me he is one of the better heels on the Roster right now.
Lee: I appreciate the work you put into defeating Scumm for the title. I know it was a difficult bout to go into, but the better man squeaked out this time. But God wasn't it down to the fucking wire. Seriously though, Titus had to be the posterboy for Face outside of Theron and to see him rejuvenated as a heel just has so many possibilities to his already established legacy. I enjoy your writing and I root for heel Titus.
Showtime: Another guy I haven't had the pleasure of talking to directly, but by all accounts your skill as a writer speaks for itself. Showtime should be on every young RPers Top 3 Characters to emulate. Hell of a character. Speaking of, Noah Ryder more than deserves the KFAD briefcase, and I got to peek at some ideas you had for your guy in the not too distant future. You're a creative guy for sure. Fucking awesome.
Miko: I've told you before that S.H.I.T. is 1/3 of my favorite characters from WZCW. So glad I got to see yours and Barbosa's match in the Creative Room before it posted. Spectacular stuff. You have always seemed like a cool guy to chat with on the forums, and I'm glad I got the pleasure of feuding with you in the tag team division. I look forward to S.H.I.T. post- Kingdom Come.
Fallout: Thanks for coming back and rocking the division with NSL. When I first joined WZCW, Fallout stuck out as one of the top guys to watch for, and that attitude hasn't changed. You kill it.
Echelon: My buddy. Fuck I can never find time to shoot the shit on Skype much anymore due to school, but I get excited when I see you've responded to me here. Kagura is another character I could never see being all that interesting, being a shrine maiden and all, but you work magic. I sense another title run for the Japanese chick soon enough if you keep at it the way you have. Best of luck, brother.
K Web V3: Logan McAllister is a dark horse of a character if I ever saw one. Yeah, it does feel that you borrowed heavily from Kevin Owens at the beginning, but now with Men of Mayhem your character has my undivided attention. Don't lose hope with your team, either- Dynamite and I started off as rocky as a team could get, but we found our synergy. I expect great things from MoM.
FWR: Haven't had the pleasure of chatting with you on a regular basis either, but you have seemed to come a long way since I read your Angel RPs. I truly believe you've found your niche with Armando Paradyse in Men of Mayhem, and it can be something to be remembered if you two keep going the way you are. At a time where the division is experiencing a boom, I know you guys can make an impression.
Theo Mays: I sincerely love The Beard. You teaming with ElegANT to make Bearded Gentlemen 2.0 is a stroke of genius, but I don't expect anything less here. Another tag team I know will do well. Excellent RPs, too. Beard vs. Tastic will stand the test of time as well.
Jam: BAKE GINO BAKE! Seriously though, you know how much I liked Amber Warren, but this goofy pizza guy clearly stands out right now and he's lovable. Can't wait to read him when the next boards go up. We talk a bit on Skype and now Facebook, so there isn't much here that you don't already know I dig. You seem like one of the most positive guys I've had the pleasure of shooting the shit with, so never change, amigo.
Cassanova: Writing a bookworm is challenging, aye? Well, you do deserve more credit, because I know how difficult that can be to keep fresh. I like your idea with the teddy bear NPC and if you ever want to send me a PM about writing and the like, I'm always open to a chat with a fellow Lit. nerd.
CyberPunk: I adore Veejay, to be honest. He will be a champion before 2016 ends if you keep it up. I may not talk to you personally, but you're another guy that seems pretty approachable in the Discussion Thread. Thanks for coming back to the fed.
Ty Burna: A legend. You've done just about everything you could possibly do here, except win tag team gold by yourself, which I'm sure you will do because you are basically inhuman and can crank out 2 RPs bi-weekly and they both be fucking eloquent. Seriously I think half the guys here look up to you and your work, myself included. There's no praise here you haven't heard. You rock, dude.
Funkay: It's sort of canon that I made Steven Holmes something akin to Ramparte's idol, and for good reason. Holmes is an HoFer ready to happen, and deserves that elite status. You are without a doubt one of the reasons why I decided to join WZCW. As Cerberus started, I did seek inspiration from your work with Magnitudinis, and so I think it is pretty clear that your writing gave me reason to write here. So thank you, Funkay. And I hope Abel Hunnicut murders a man in the ring. Holmes as a manager is a thing of beauty, too.
Tastycles: First match I wrote as I made the transition to Creative was Garth Black vs. Johnny Scumm. I still think you should have taken the gold, but that's besides the point now. I tried writing it in a way that made Black look like the toughest person on Earth to lose a title match, because in all honesty reading Black makes me think "That is a tough bastard. Always write his matches like that." So I am definitely a fan of Garth. Daddy Mack also springs to mind on guys that just pulse machismo in your hands. So in some weird way I guess I'm saying I love your style because the way you write wrestlers makes them actually FEEL like wrestlers. Thank you for that testosterone.
Pretty sure I got everybody. If not...well shit thanks for being a part of the best ongoing e-fed there ever was. I appreciate each and every one of you for keeping the boat afloat and hashing out exciting angles left and right. You guys are the best. And for the other Americans among us celebrating Thanksgiving, well from my cup to yours have a blessed one, and enjoy some turkey you hedonistic hogs.
