It's The FastLane Sequel - Monday Night Raw LD.

[Johnny Scumm]

Hot off the heels of...something, it's Monday Night Raw!

Actually, last night wasn't as bad as it could've been. A couple of matches fell flat, but we've got our main event set in stone, along with Sting/HHH being announced as well. Bray Wyatt made it official that he was out to claim the soul of Undertaker after a promo from a casket. Tonight, we set off on the "Road to Wrestlemania", with only 34 days to go! Here's some pointers;

• Heyman & Lesnar will address Reigns, who beat Bryan last night. Will things finally get physical between the Beast & Reigns?
• Sting laid out the challenge to HHH for a 'Mania match & HHH accepted, but what will he have to say tonight?
• Will The Undertaker finally arrive to answer Bray Wyatt?
• Will Bad News Barrett be able to actually get his title out of Ambrose's hands (even though he never lost it!)
• Will The Uso's regain their titles 24 hours later?
• Will Lucha Dragons make their debut tonight? Do we care?
• Does Cena come back as if nothing happened last night against Rusev?
• Will Rusev's flag fuck up again?
• Am I talking too much?

All that & more, on Monday Night Raw.

Who's in?

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[Papa Pillman]

Will things finally get physical between the Beast & Reigns?

Bold prediction... No.

Sting laid out the challenge to HHH for a 'Mania match & HHH accepted, but what will he have to say tonight?

Whatever it is, it will have a thirty second point hidden in ten minutes of rambling.

Will The Undertaker finally arrive to answer Bray Wyatt?

I doubt they would have done the Bray angle the way that they did last night if Taker wasn't going to show tonight.

Will Bad News Barrett be able to actually get his title out of Ambrose's hands (even though he never lost it!)

If the title never appeared again, would you miss it at this point?

Will The Uso's regain their titles 24 hours later?

I want to smack you for proposing the mere possibility.

Will Lucha Dragons make their debut tonight? Do we care?

I don't know where that idea came from, but hell yes we'd care.

Does Cena come back as if nothing happened last night against Rusev?

No he comes back and seemingly puts over Rusev, but actually shits on all of the feigned praise by whining about the match finish.

Will Rusev's flag fuck up again?

Why did you even take the time to type this?

Am I talking too much?

A question Triple H has never asked himself.

 

[BringThePain834]

I want to think that they're using this Bray/Taker match to set Bray up for a future feud with Lesnar

 

[BringThePain834]

Think about it. Bray beating Taker and thus he retires after that? That could definitely piss the Lesnar character off since he was the one that ended The Streak in the first place and feels that he shouldn't have to be listed as "one of the" people to beat Taker at WM I've heard that there is a concern amongst the Lesnar party about concussions if he were to return to UFC, which to me, would be a unintelligent decision on the part of Lesnar. He may think he's healthy enough to fight again, but sooner or later, he'll probably realize that he simply can't fight on the top level anymore because of prior health issues.

 

[Da Prophet]

I want to think that they're using this Bray/Taker match to set Bray up for a future feud with Lesnar

Frank Mir gets Lesnar next.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Let's...do...this!

 

[BringThePain834]

Now let's see how they're starting the show

 

[Johnny Scumm]

There is no reason for this show to suck.

But it might.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

So..uh, this Randy Orton fella's popular, eh?

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I want to smack you for proposing the mere possibility.

Well they've got a rematch tonight...

 

[Navi]

There is no reason for this show to suck.

But it might.

And it probably will. I'm setting my expectations low just in case.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh yeah, this is in Nashville tonight. Forgot about it.

 

[BaconBits]

Frank Mir gets Lesnar next.

Rumors have Brock sticking with WWE as opposed to going back to MMA, so unless Mir is going to become a pro wrestler, I'm going to say no.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I guess Orton doesn't like those long winded opening promos...huh.

 

[BaconBits]

Wow, Randy ripping on Trips straight off the bat.

 

[L@RISANO]

Randy chants!

 

[Galvatron]

20 minute promo, wonder who he's talking about....

 

[klunderbunker]

I've always liked Orton as a face better than a heel.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Holy personality Batman!

I've always liked Orton as a face better than a heel.

Ditto though his last heel run was great.

 

[Chrome]

Before Randy went on hiatus, he was clicking on all cylinders

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I'm not here to ramble for 20 minutes.

Yeaaaah right.

 

[Navi]

Preach it Randy, preach it.

 

[BaconBits]

That's a recap that makes sense, unlike the 15 other recaps we're going to see tonight about dumb shit that happens tonight.

 

[Nate DaMac]

When Orton is motivated, there aren't many who can touch him.

 

[L@RISANO]

you won't be doing the 20 minute promos, Randy... not when HHH is in the building!