BaconBits
WZ Czar of Steaks
I'm gonna vote for who is projected to win so I too can feel like a winner.
I know you're kidding, but there's a shitton of morons out there that do this shit. That's why Trump actually being elected POTUS is a very real possibility. I don't think that's nearly as terrifying as being portrayed, because the establishment will surround him with people that actually have a fucking clue, but it still won't be a good look to the rest of the world. At. All.