Heath Slater: Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll

[Remix]

In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Heath Miller (Heath Slater) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company’s policy.

Well he was a One Man (Southern) Rockband who has been accused of having sex (whether the other person wanted it or not) I guess it was only a matter of time before Heath stumbled his way onto some drugs.

 

[X]

Sucks to be him. Well, it probably always sucks to be Heath Slater, but particularly so now. Just when I was starting to not despise him any more too, that's too bad.

 

[SD619]

It seems like an awful lot of guys are being suspended for violation of the Wellness Policy. Mistico, Mike Choida, Darren Young and now Slater. What's up with that??

 

[Remix]

Have WWE wrestlers just forgotten how to get a prescription? I mean Slater's been in WWE for years (counting developmental) he should know that you can take anything and get away with it if you've got a prescription. I mean, even I know that. Silly tit.

 

[¡Roján!]

Have WWE wrestlers just forgotten how to get a prescription? I mean Slater's been in WWE for years (counting developmental) he should know that you can take anything and get away with it if you've got a prescription. I mean, even I know that. Silly tit.

He's ginger and his mum and dad are probably siblings. Give him some credit.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Great, now who are the WWE going to eat first if their plane crashes in the Andes Mountains? Slater was an easy sacrifice.

 

[xoxo French Kiss xoxo]

He's the next Rated R Superstar, I guarantee in two years everyone will give a fuck about Heath Slater.

I said this about Ryder in 2009, and look where he's at these days

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

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...until he gets fired.

 

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