Haiku Hogan's New Name

[Uncle Sam]

So this round is done
How about we start some more
Namely, with me, jack

You come at the king, you best not miss.

Uncle Sam, brother. I believe that by Wrestlemania, Goldust will wind up with a contract with WWE. Does that pique your interest?

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Yes. I bet that Goldust will not have a contract as an in-ring competitor by WrestleMania. Avatar, signature, user title, location - all that jazz. If I lose to The Artist, you might have to wait a month before I can change my stuff. Are these terms acceptable to you?

.... I'm mulling if I want my deal of a WWE contract, and not just as an in ring competitor.

Sweeten the deal; if I accept as an in ring performer,

Whenever you post
You will post like this, brother
Every single time

Think I could manage
Posting like a total cunt
If just for a month

I'm a very busy person, Sam, and I haven't got all day. It won't cost much.... Just your voice

Edit; outstanding.

One final amendment - you can't post like that for a month if I win. Have we come to an agreement?

Well seeing as how
I've kinda killed the gimmick
You are on, brother

No poll. I made a promise to a friend.

Your name: Major J. O'Material

Your signature:

Your avatar: (found in "Wrestling logos")

Your user title: Large & In Charge

Your location: Under your armour

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Awww

Not Sam's bitch?
It isn't a real bet unless the new name has bitch in it.
Why is writing like this not fun?

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

How many more have to die before we realise is not good do bet with Sam.

 

[Con T.]

The one time they don't fucking bring back Goldust.

Cody, shoulda pushed for this. Might have gotten you on the Mania card

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

That sig is tits!

 

[Lee]

The one time they don't fucking bring back Goldust.

Cody, shoulda pushed for this. Might have gotten you on the Mania card

What if goldust comes back tonight and a report says he signed the contract before mania?

 

[Con T.]

There's gonna be a shit list entry a mile long

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Goldust return
Challenges Cena.
Goldust vs Cena,
Glitter on a pole match, Extreme Rules



I just Haiku'd the shit outta that.

 

[Dirk]

No, you didn't. Ahem...

Goldust returns with
a glitter-on-pole match with
Cena at E.R.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

.......I'm watching you boy.

 

[Dirk]

Then you're going to see some disgusting stuff

 

[Con T.]

Welp, that didn't take long

 

[Nate DaMac]

What does Sam want to bet on next? I want a shot at the king.

 

[Da Prophet]

How many more have to die before we realise is not good do bet with Sam.

I believe.

 

[Bernkastel]

What makes Sam the king? Has he won the most bets?

 

[Nate DaMac]

What makes Sam the king? Has he won the most bets?

Quite a few. He's responsible for Harthan, The Artist, and now Occam's name changes.

 

[Coco]

What does Sam want to bet on next? I want a shot at the king.

The king? He's far from undefeated.

 

[Nate DaMac]

The king? He's far from undefeated.

You beat him before he was in his prime!

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I prefer Earthquake.

 

[Nate DaMac]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Pissed about avatar.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Although incidentally, the two avys you have had since being on the site....are the only two I have used since I have been on the site. Hm.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The king? He's far from undefeated.

Just like John Cena, I must redeem myself.

 

[Lee]

Just like John Cena, I must redeem myself.

Hot Damn!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Redeem myself twice.