Batti:
"Take out the enemy warship, Captain Claws!"
The black and white teddy bear decimated the stack of old magazines. They slid into a jarring pile at the foot of her bed, knocking over the enemy S.H.I.T. Happy Meal toy. One magazine that caught her eye was
WZCW Magazine - Issue 7: EDGE OF A REVOLUTION. It had Constantine on the front giving the readers a grimacing glare. Nothing remarkable stood out for her but she placed Captain Claws on her bed and loomed over the discontinued periodical anyways. Ramparte would have scoffed at her attention span. But he was away on some important business.
She flipped through the dust-covered magazine until she came to an article on her client. The piece was labeled
Character Spotlight: Ramparte. Ike Forsythe was interviewing him on his success in the tag team Cerberus before it ever became a stable. Her eyebrow went up on some of the answers The Recluse gave.
WZCW Magazine - Issue 7 said:
Ike: I guess the first thing I would like to ask you is what is you motivation in WZCW? You've been around or a while now. What is driving you forward?
Ramparte: I see a world set before me rife with law and order, and frankly Mr. Forsyth it bores me. This is not how I want life to be. I bring hedonism to the table. New experiences for the WZCW Universe. Debauchery, decadence...these things make mankind what they truly are. Vain creatures. I am the embodiment of all things human beings should aspire to be. I am beautiful, I am wealthy, and I am a methodical man.
Is it quaint to say I am here to play the game and ascend the ladder? I want the World Championship, and if it means finding strategy in Literature like I do, or aligning myself with rising stars, than I will. You're looking at the gentleman who is the future of this company. Someone who will cause a change. A catalyst. And I will take pleasure in doing so.
As the late Jim Morrison once said, "I'm going to get my kicks before this shithouse goes up in flames."
Batti:
"Sweet Otaku Army, Rammikun was soooo long-winded back then..." XD
She read on, and the smile grew wider.
WZCW Magazine said:
Ike: You've been a successful tag team for a while now, is there a part of you that wants to get into singles action? I mean, even the best Tag Teams don't last forever. How long do you think the wheels can stay on the train?
Ramparte: I cannot lie to you, Mr. Forsyth. There is a devil on my shoulder as we speak. I want to break out and pursue a Singles Career when the time is right. I'm a strategist, you see. I strike when I see the most opportune moment. Right now isn't the time. Soon? You'll see.
Batti:
"Aww. Even back then he wanted to go out on his own. And now he's going into Gold Rush against three other guys. Wow he has changed."
The womanchild stopped reading and paid attention to her S.H.I.T. figure.
Batti: "YOU think you can handle my homeboy, Mr. Roboto? You couldn't even handle that bakka bitch talking like him. Tough break, buddy." >_>
She threw Captain Claws at S.H.I.T., overthrowing the mechanical empire she was play-fighting. In her fantasies Ramparte took out the manbot in one fell swoop. She cheered. The victory was short lived though when she saw that she had broken the head off of the action figure.
Batti:
"Nuu...oh please...Scaled Humanoid..."
She silently wept. Batti sniffled and picked up the two parts of her toy. She held them in her hands, wishing Ramparte were there to say something snarky and then fix it.
Then she remembered Ramparte was rendered mute.
Batti:
"I'm sorry. I don't want any of my favorite wrestlers to really get hurt. It's all just a bit of fun. At the end of the night it would be nice to see Vee A.D.Z., Tony Mancini, S.H.I.T., and my employer make it out safely. But I still want Rammikun to win. He has lost so much these past few months. Cerberus, his butler, his voice...he needs whatever prize there is to be won here. If it's money, maybe he can buy me a whole battalion of S.H.I.T. figures." :$
Batti:
"BAH! WHAT AM I DOING? I NEED TO GO HELP HIM OUT! THIS IS HIS FIRST PAY PER VIEW OUT ON HIS OWN. I GOTTA BE IN HIS CORNER FOR SUPPORT!"
She darted out of her room and down the spiraling staircase. She tore open the front door and hopped on her black and white moped, praying she would see his black Cadillac downtown.
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The ring was a stage, and the fighter forgot his lines.
Ramparte tumbled and rolled across the mat in impressive speed, remembering his training from years passed. Dust billowed all around him like gunfire. He soldiered through each bump, each run of the ropes that every rookie had to take. The gymnasium was on the brink of being condemned, but The Recluse was finding himself. His back stung with every flop on the canvas he took. It was self-flagellation. One word echoed with his silent cries of pain.
Redemption.
His legs wobbled underneath him. He would not give in. Every muscle was meant to ache. He would see to it that the torments he conducted under Cerberus and Trinity would be met with justice. Ramparte lost count and only paused here and there to catch his breath. He thought of the mobster he had never met but heard of. A man who uses his family for his own selfish needs.
Ramparte ran to a corner turnbuckle. He whipped hard into the old pads and they whined in unison.
His mind took him to the intellectual, the man with a higher IQ than most on the roster. A shining talent that Everest himself would have looked on with great interest.
He ran to the opposite corner. He splashed into it, striking his chest against the top turnbuckle. He groaned wordlessly.
And of course there was the wrestler more machine than man, who could turn the tide of war with his mechanical hands. A hellbent hero to some.
The Recluse licked his lips, his torso throbbing with all of the damage he had done to it. He took to the third corner and gave the invisible opponent a Calf Kick. It broke the already splintered padding clean off. His leg screamed beneath him.
And finally, there was himself. The Catalyst. The Recluse. Second Head of Cerberus and The Holy Ghost of Trinity. A vile, wretched jumpstart who squeezed into factions when the getting was good. A pariah. A leech.
He ran headlong to the fourth and final corner, but pumped the brakes. Batti Otaku was there, hanging upside down in the Tree of Woe position.
Batti: "Konnichiwa!"
The tag team specialist badly wanted to ask her what the hell she was doing. Sensing that was what he would have asked, the blonde teen stuck her tongue out and gave him a wink. She didn't move.
Batti: "I wanted to check up on you, Senpai. You look like you are hurting yourself. Why are you hurting yourself, Ramchan?"
He ignored her, and turned away. Ramparte tugged on the ropes, stretched out his limbs.
Batti: "I don't like it. You have a Fatal Fourway Match to prepare for. You won't win if you're Pwn'd before there is any pwnage to be had." :|
Ramparte gave her a look, and nodded slightly.
Tony Mancini. Vee A.D.Z. S.H.I.T.
Worse men have fought and defeated The Recluse.
Kagura...
The Recluse shook his head. Now was not the time for that. Soon...
Batti: "We go now, yush?"
Ramparte nodded again. It was time to go. The fighter knew his lines well enough to perform now.
On with the show.