Extreme Rules is Gary Cherone's Favorite PPV LD

[Turd Ferguson]

WWE Championship:​

John Cena vs. Batista

World Heavyweight Championship:​

Jack Swagger vs. Randy Orton

Punk's Hair On The Line:​

CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio

The Rest Of The Card:
Steel Cage Match: Edge vs. Chris Jericho
Street Fight: Triple H vs. Sheamus
Extreme Makeover Match: Michelle McCool vs. Beth Phoenix
Strap Match: Shad Gaspard vs. JTG

Match That Might Happen:
Tag Team Titles: ShowMiz vs. The Hart Dynasty

Last year at Extreme Rules, Jeff Hardy won the World Heavyweight Championship in a grueling Ladder Match from Edge. It also marked the birth of CM Punk: Straight Edge Savior, as Punk cashed in Money in the Bank minutes later on him. Since then, those two men's careers have gone in opposite directions. CM Punk has gone on to be the best heel in the WWE today. Jeff Hardy has gone on to leave the WWE and get busted on drug trafficking charges. He's going to be in jail for awhile. He then went on to suffer a fate worse than jailtime: working for TNA.

CM Punk will commemorate that memory by defeating another drug addict, Rey Mysterio, tonight.

Point of the story: Nobody likes Jeff Hardy anymore. Not even giraffes.

 

[The Doctor]

Cannot wait for this. I'll be here.

 

[Scotty]

I will not be here.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I will not be here.

Ditto. That picture of Sheamus just gets more creepy.

 

[Super Crazy]

I might be here tonight.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll be here if I can stay awake.

 

[The Doctor]

The Sheamus pic makes me laugh every time.

 

[Blue Chipper]

That advertisement with Sheamus reminded of this scary old ad:

Spoiler

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well, I should be there right now, but I am currently inside the NorCal Civic Activity Complex puking / shitting every ounce of any sort of fluid in body out, so, yea. Dunno how much LDing ill be doing

 

[Theo Mays]

Might be here, depending on if I remember or not.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

My buddy who is a cancer survivor, and whom I havent seen in years is coming over for the show since he is in the area, so hopefully the show is pretty damn entertaining and fun

 

[DirtyJosé]

I should be here, but Time Warner on demand has been working like shit lately.

 

[The Doctor]

Really, Jose? That sucks, I have Time Warner Cable. It BETTER not screw me over. I'm pumped for this show.

 

[Leafy]

I have a blackberry with me so I'll post any live tidbits in here between matches.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

yea, have fucking fun, you fucker

 

[DirtyJosé]

I mean, I'll probably be around if it doesn't come through, but probably a lot less. Regardless, should be a great show. I do miss the Backlash name.

 

[TLC]

I would be here if I didn't have to be up early. I cannot wait for Punk vs Mysterio.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

But what about Sidious Norcal?

 

[The Doctor]

Don't ask.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

 

[goodlay]

I'll be here, should be a good PPV. Hopefully there will be some surprises ala Elimination Chamber a few months back.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

What about him? what do you mean? he was only going becuase I was dragging him there in the first place, he fucking hates WWE....

 

[Coco]

Still, if you're dragging someone, they're probaby going.

 

[The Doctor]

Preshow is good as usual.

 

[klunderbunker]

This show feels like it's totally snuck up on me.