Elimination Chamber 2013 LD

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

 

[The Butcher]

Almost time to get my yearly quota of the word "Lexan"

 

[VictorySauce23]

15 more minutes everybody!!!!

 

[Wally Dangerously]

I wish my remote had a "Mute Striker" button.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh! Let's shorten some careeuhs!

 

[.]

Huh. All the men in the SD Elimination Chamber held the World Heavyweight title within the last 3 years. Neat.

 

[Galvatron]

WWE Elimination Chamber brought to you by GI Joe Retaliation and WWE Power Slammers, the first wwe action figures that can actually break dance.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Pre-show wasn't that bad.

 

[VictorySauce23]

Lets get ready to end some careers!

 

[AndThat'sTheBottomLine]

Let's get it!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Careers will be shortened. Bones will break, flesh will bruise. These men will never be the same. They'll likely suffer concussions and have to prematurely retire. They'll suffer from depression and drug and alcohol addiction. These men will live short and desperately unhappy lives, impoverished and pathetic.

THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER

 

[The Butcher]

Careers will be shortened. Bones will break, flesh will bruise. These men will never be the same. They'll likely suffer concussions and have to prematurely retire. They'll suffer from depression and drug and alcohol addiction. These men will live short and desperately unhappy lives, impoverished and pathetic.

THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER

If you stretch out all the chains in the Elimination Chamber end-to-end they reach the moon... of Pluto.

 

[#tamale]

Remember last year, when everyone on the internet loved The Rock because he was going against Cena and "Cena suxxzz"? Now...well ya know.

First match coming up.

 

[VictorySauce23]

Here we go everybody!

 

[Tastycles]

Virginities will be shortened. Bones will rise, flesh will bruise. These women will never be the same. They'll likely suffer convulsions and have to prematurely climax. They'll suffer from depression and drug and alcohol addiction. These women will live short and desperately unhappy romantic lives, impoverished and apathetic.

THE GAZ CHAMBER

Fixed.

I don't know why you're not in my house.

 

[#tamale]

Let's see if Ziggles cashes in tonight.

 

[J-Dogg]

3 man booth chea, and ADR and Show up first

 

[Big Papa Santo]

I totally expect Show to go ape-shit and wreck Del Rio after losing the match, thus allowing Ziggler to cash in.

 

[VictorySauce23]

Show vs Alberto

 

[Uncle Sam]

No more pathetic Last Man Standing matches! No, these two hate each other so much that's it come to... A SINGLES MATCH! Oh, the humanity!

 

[The Butcher]

I totally expect Show to go ape-shit and wreck Del Rio after losing the match, thus allowing Ziggler to cash in.

Yeah, I can't shake the feeling the Ziggles is gonna cash-in. Will make for an interesting rest of the show if he does.

 

[AndThat'sTheBottomLine]

I really hope Ziggler cashes in tonight. Ricardo's hang-time is something to marvel at.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Both major title matches are rematches from the Rumble. Ugh.

 

[VictorySauce23]

He's wearing RED!?!? OK I can live with it.

 

[Chrome]

I had a dream I was watching this PPV with Rikishi..... I asked him why did you order this PPV? He said....... I bought it.... For the rock :