Papa Pillman
I've got more Ho's than Jim Duggan
Like it or not we are all coming to know the team of Daniels and Kazarian as "Bad Influence".
After last night's title match against Morgan and Ryan, I propose that its time we name the championship team of Chavo and Hernandez as well. From what I saw, my choice for the name of this team is "Bad Psychology".
I have been giving their team the benefit of the doubt for months now. I figured that given the amount of tag team experience that belongs to both men, with time they would find a groove as partners. After some of the decisions I have seen, culminating in last night's near-debacle, I am officially ready to give up any optimism.
A couple examples to illustrate my frustration:
Chavo and Hernandez have a wierd habit, especially early, of excessive "over-tagging". If this was being done to milk the five count and execute double teams to establish an early stranglehold that would be logical- but it isn't the case.
Lets go to last night...
Chavo started with Ryan in the ring. He gained the upperhand quickly and worked Ryan for a couple minutes. He then tagged in Hernandez who executed one power move and re-tagged Chavo. Chavo springboards in onto Ryan, performs one follow up move then tags Herandez back in. At that point we got the only double team move in the sequence with Hernandez slamming Chavo onto Ryan. After a pin attempt Hernandez re-tags Chavo. At that point Ryan attempted to rally, got Chavo into a position to be pounded by Morgan, temporarily evening the field. To regain the upperhand Chavo manages to get the tag to Hernandez who comes in hits a huge back body drop on Ryan. Hernandez then proceeds to stand there and watch as the man they have beaten on and controlled for the better part of five minutes slowly crawls into his corner to tag his fresh monster partner, while Hernandez appears completely unconcerned with preventing the tag.
This is the summary of the early work of the two "tag specialists" in a nutshell. Get advantage of the opposing teams weaker link. Pointlessly tag in and out repeatedly for no logical reason while performing one move at a time and never milking the refs count. Then, once you have the man sufficiently beaten down, proceed to willingly allow him to tag his larger, fresher teammate.
And in the middle of the sequence Todd Kennely goes cliche' while pointing out the excellent continuity of the champions. And I wept inside.
Just to drive home my point, we can fast forward a couple more minutes...
Now suprisingly the fresh giant Morgan has managed to gain control over Hernandez. Morgan weakens Hernandez and tags in Ryan who works on the grounded powerhouse while listening to barked orders from his partner. They continue to work Hernandez over (mostly in their own corner, what a concept, huh Hernandez?) until he is able to complete a less than dramatic hot tag. Now we're rolling. Chavo comes in, quickly cleans house to re-establish the advantage, then thirty seconds later after taking no punishment he proceeds to tag Hernandez, who clearly has had all of a half minute to recover now so in turn must be totally fresh. Hernandez re-enters and within a minute is back on his back with the heel challengers back in control.
Again let's summarize- Hernandez just lets Ryan tag out. This sees him get overwhelmed and put in a bad way. He gets worked over until he manages to get the tag to Chavo who in turn hits a flurry of offense only to tag an obviously still weakened Hernandez back in, to put Hernandez right back into the same position and put them right back where started before Hernandez escaped for the tag. Now that's logical tag work.
So my question... Am I blowing this all out of proportion or are Chavo and Hernandez's in-match decisions as a tag team really as distracting and non-sensical as they appear to be to me??
I just can't get over how two guys with so many tag titles between them over so many years across multiple orginizations can make such rookie decisions in the way they execute the flow, structure, and build of a simple tag match.
After last night's title match against Morgan and Ryan, I propose that its time we name the championship team of Chavo and Hernandez as well. From what I saw, my choice for the name of this team is "Bad Psychology".
I have been giving their team the benefit of the doubt for months now. I figured that given the amount of tag team experience that belongs to both men, with time they would find a groove as partners. After some of the decisions I have seen, culminating in last night's near-debacle, I am officially ready to give up any optimism.
A couple examples to illustrate my frustration:
Chavo and Hernandez have a wierd habit, especially early, of excessive "over-tagging". If this was being done to milk the five count and execute double teams to establish an early stranglehold that would be logical- but it isn't the case.
Lets go to last night...
Chavo started with Ryan in the ring. He gained the upperhand quickly and worked Ryan for a couple minutes. He then tagged in Hernandez who executed one power move and re-tagged Chavo. Chavo springboards in onto Ryan, performs one follow up move then tags Herandez back in. At that point we got the only double team move in the sequence with Hernandez slamming Chavo onto Ryan. After a pin attempt Hernandez re-tags Chavo. At that point Ryan attempted to rally, got Chavo into a position to be pounded by Morgan, temporarily evening the field. To regain the upperhand Chavo manages to get the tag to Hernandez who comes in hits a huge back body drop on Ryan. Hernandez then proceeds to stand there and watch as the man they have beaten on and controlled for the better part of five minutes slowly crawls into his corner to tag his fresh monster partner, while Hernandez appears completely unconcerned with preventing the tag.
This is the summary of the early work of the two "tag specialists" in a nutshell. Get advantage of the opposing teams weaker link. Pointlessly tag in and out repeatedly for no logical reason while performing one move at a time and never milking the refs count. Then, once you have the man sufficiently beaten down, proceed to willingly allow him to tag his larger, fresher teammate.
And in the middle of the sequence Todd Kennely goes cliche' while pointing out the excellent continuity of the champions. And I wept inside.
Just to drive home my point, we can fast forward a couple more minutes...
Now suprisingly the fresh giant Morgan has managed to gain control over Hernandez. Morgan weakens Hernandez and tags in Ryan who works on the grounded powerhouse while listening to barked orders from his partner. They continue to work Hernandez over (mostly in their own corner, what a concept, huh Hernandez?) until he is able to complete a less than dramatic hot tag. Now we're rolling. Chavo comes in, quickly cleans house to re-establish the advantage, then thirty seconds later after taking no punishment he proceeds to tag Hernandez, who clearly has had all of a half minute to recover now so in turn must be totally fresh. Hernandez re-enters and within a minute is back on his back with the heel challengers back in control.
Again let's summarize- Hernandez just lets Ryan tag out. This sees him get overwhelmed and put in a bad way. He gets worked over until he manages to get the tag to Chavo who in turn hits a flurry of offense only to tag an obviously still weakened Hernandez back in, to put Hernandez right back into the same position and put them right back where started before Hernandez escaped for the tag. Now that's logical tag work.
So my question... Am I blowing this all out of proportion or are Chavo and Hernandez's in-match decisions as a tag team really as distracting and non-sensical as they appear to be to me??
I just can't get over how two guys with so many tag titles between them over so many years across multiple orginizations can make such rookie decisions in the way they execute the flow, structure, and build of a simple tag match.