23 Remain - Start of Night 11 (Time passage due to storm)
Ricky Runn is hanging out under a fallen tree when he hears a twig snap. He runs in the direction of the sound. It's Steamboat Ricky and he is being his pirate self. Not drunk mind you, but just a jovial pirate. He turns and swings his empty blunderbuss, because that would have been unfair. He cracks Ricky in the jaw and he falls chest first onto a particularly sharp branch sticking out of a downed tree. It impales him. "Oh hamburgers, this isn't swiggity swiggity unswag." The Hall of Famer notices a lot of blood loss and is assured Runn will die. He saunters off whistling a sea worthy tune as he is credited with the kill.
22 Remain - End of Night 11
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Stetson Hayes spent the night nursing his battle scars from the battle during the storm. He hears noises coming from inside the jungle and goes to check it out. He sticks to shadows and cover as he approaches the noise. The source is Blade, stumbling around drunk. Hayes find a fallen branch and readies to attack. "You can't sneak up on me, I'm the Irish Robin Hood. A technical wizard, who will bore you to death with my tales of how I was bad but now I'm good because I'm a dick to rich people." Blade drunkingly slurs his words as he speaks. He is in not condition to fight. Stetson swings and connects with blade's head. "I could blow you up you know." Blade mutters as Hayes shakes his head and covers Blade's mouth and nose. The death is quick and silent as Hayes gets the credit.
21 Remain
"I wish I had Gino here." Tony Mancini is trekking through the jungle swinging a machete to clear his path. He doesn't see Live Mas perched behind trees on the trail ahead of him. When he gets close, the two tighten a rope and trip him. Tastic runs in and kicks the machete away and holds Gino down. "Do it!" Mikey has climbed the tree and takes a deep breath before he jumps and stomps down with both feet on Tony's head. You can hear bones breaking as his body goes limp. Stormrage is credited with the kill.
20 Remain
Stetson Hayes is back to his small shelter when he realizes he lost the knife he used to clean the fish he has caught "Left it in that bitch's hand." He mutters. He goes to the cliff to check the footholds he built a few days earlier. He starts to test them, but is clearly nervous. Suddenly Garth Black pops up and mocks Hayes, who knows he is in trouble. "C'mon partner, you gotta have some sympathy for me. I'm just a hard working white American. I need all the breaks I can get." Garth extends a hand to pull Hayes up, but lets him fall at the last minute. He walks away without saying a word. Black is credited with the kill.
19 Remain
Ace Stevens is carrying a machete with him when he comes upon the body of Xander. He checks to make sure he is dead. He begins to look through his pack, when the parachute springs open knocks Ace back. He feels a sharp pain in his chest and looks down to see his machete sticking out of his chest. "I guess the joke is on me" he says softly as he falls to the ground. No one is credited with the kill.
18 Remain
Alhazred is singing Spice Girls to himself as he walks carefree through the jungle. He comes upon a tiger eating the remains of Rush. "I always wanted a sweet tiger skin coat." Alhazred rushes in and punches the tiger with the Powerglove. It has no effect. The tiger turns and pounces on Alhazred and mauls him. "I have to punch his dick!" Alhazred yells, knowing it is his only chance. Sadly, this identifies as a female and Alhazred has no target. "I hope heaven has pickles. Who am I kidding, I'm going to hell." Those are the famous last words of the mad scientist as the tiger rips his face off.
17 Remain - End of Day 12
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Ricky Runn (Impaled by Steamboat Ricky)
Blade (Suffocated by Stetson Hayes)
Tony Mancini (Super curb stomped by Mikey Stormrage)
Stetson Hayes (Dropped off cliff by Garth Black)
Ace Stevens (Impaled on own machete by Xander's parachute)
There is a hunter on the island, he goes by the name Kravinoff. He is stalking his prey, Drake Callahan. Kravinoff knows his prey well. He knows of Drake's drunken tendencies. As Kravinoff approaches he falls into a punji pit with broken beer bottles in place of spikes. This isn't enough to kill Kravinoff, but he will likely bleed out. Callahan approaches and pours something down onto him. "Alcohol kills you know." Drake quips before he tosses a match into the pit and sets Kravinoff ablaze. Callahan is credited with the kill.
16 Remain
"He doesn't talk, so he can't scream." The voice of Matt Tastic breaks the silence. "Yeah, but still, I think doing this at night is a bad idea." He life mate Mikey Stormrage retorts. "Best chance we have." Tastic responds. Stormrage just nods as Tastic slips into the night. Soon Tastic comes running back and hops over something, the something being another trip wire that trips up Black Dragon. Tastic dives onto him and starts to choke him out. "Do it!" He yells at Stormrage who picks up a rock over his head and drops it onto the back of Dragon's head just as Tastic moves. Tastic picks the rock up when he hears groans coming from Black Dragon. He hands it to Stormrage. "You drew the short stick, finish it." Stormrage drops the rock again, this time cracking Dragon's skull and finishing the job. Stormrage is credited with the kill.
15 Remain - End of Night 12
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Ricky Runn (Impaled by Steamboat Ricky)
Blade (Suffocated by Stetson Hayes)
Tony Mancini (Super curb stomped by Mikey Stormrage)
Stetson Hayes (Dropped off cliff by Garth Black)
Ace Stevens (Impaled on own machete by Xander's parachute)
Alhazred (Mauled by tiger)
Hunter Kravinoff (Impaled and set on fire by Drake Callahan)
Black Dragon (Head crushed with a stone by Mikey Stormrage)
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