* PYRO * * PYRO * * PYRO * * PYRO * * PYRO * ALOHA STADIUM - USA The camera cuts from the fireworks to the excited crowd in the Aloha Stadium, standing and cheering for the opening for the show. There's signs reading - Save us Vox- and - I ran five miles to see Chuck Myles- and - Marry me Eve Taylor - The camera shows more screaming, waving fans until it pans to the ring, in the center of the ring is Chuck Myles, general manager of Ascension, he's smiling in his beige suit, in a very good mood as he raises the mic to his mouth. Myles: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Ascension! Are you guys ready to see a great show tonight? Chuck holds the mic towards one section of fans, everyone cheers. Myles: What a great crowd we have here this week.I'm glad because only on Ascension are you going to see great action like this from WZCW stars. We will become the flagship show for this company and I'll do everything in my power to bring you excellent WZCW action every week. Tonight, we will see..... [YOUTUBE]MJVmMA2Bk2A[/YOUTUBE] The crowds explode in a chorus of boo's as a suited Titus Avison walks to the top of the ramp. He has a mic in one hand and the Eurasian Championship draped over his other shoulder. He stands there for a moment, soaking in the reaction from the capacity crowd. He walks to the ring with a big smirk on his face, he steps through the ropes, adjusts his title on his shoulder and stands in front of Chuck. Titus: Tsk, tsk, tsk..Chuck... Titus's music continues to play....he turns and faces the ramp... Titus: Hey! Music guy, I'm talking down here,that means you press the - off - button on my entrance music dummy! Laughter from the crowd. Titus turns back to Chuck. Titus: There you go Chuck, fire that sound guy.Anyway, I was in the back, eating some very expensive imported fruit when I heard all this chatter coming from the ring. You're actually going to take credit in bringing Ascension to flagship status in the future? Who do you think you are? The reason Ascension has been rising up in the ratings is because I'M on the show Chuck! Don't get it confused, I am the number one star in this entire company and I'm holding THE most important title. Myles: I won't argue your star status in this company Titus. But you know it and I know it, the Eurasian Championship is not the most important title in the company right now. That belongs to the Heavyweight Championship held by John Constantine. The crowd cheers at the mention of Constantine. Titus: Don't make me laugh Chuck! I've made The Eurasian Championship the most sought after title in WZCW. Every single wrestler in the back drools at the thought of ending my amazing streak of... [YOUTUBE]FQqnAqtFnIM[/YOUTUBE] Triple X marches down to the ring shaking his head, he grabs a mic off of a worker nearby and enters the ring. He stands in front of Titus, he looks him up and down in disgust before raising the mic to his mouth. Triple X: The reason you're even ON that little streak of yours is because you haven't had a worthy opponent like ME standing across from you! You really think you'd still be champion if I was around all this time? Titus: You don't belong in the Eurasion Title picture son. What have you done since joining to deserve a title shot?Nothing! That's what! Somebody in the upper office must like you because I wouldn't even give you a shot at The Mayhem Title right now. Triple X: You're just mad because your head is still sore from last week. How did it feel punk? I beat your ass up and I'll do it again tonight! Chuck stands in the middle of both men. Myles: Guys, guys lets just relax here. Settle it in the ring. [YOUTUBE]bjr2gmpl1EA[/YOUTUBE] The crowds erupt as Ace Stevens walks down the ramp in shades and a heavy leather jacket, he has a mic in one hand and a box in the other. He climbs in the ring and walks right in the group, wasting no time. Stevens: I have to agree with Tit there Three X's.You don't have what it takes to win the Eurasian Championship, besides, I'm the real number one contender because I earned it! The only chance you got is right here, I brought you something. Ace puts the mic down and opens the box. Triple X: The fact that your even out here is laughable. What the hell is this? I don't need cologne jackass. Stevens: It's a brand new bottle of Bottled Ace.Just one spray and you could turn from Loser, to hero. Like me! Take that one for free, the rest you can get on WZCW.COM for a low price of.... [YOUTUBE]ISHRaEj7yO0[/YOUTUBE] Remarkable Mark Keaton strolls out on the ramp with Big Bad Roady walking next to him. He pats BigRoad on the shoulder and tells him to head back to the locker room, he has this. Keaton: You hosers are lucky, I could have told Big Bad Roady to steam roll all over you and save everyone from hearing your lame asses. You know he's 457 pounds? Guy is a beast. Titus: Shut up Mark, you don't belong here either, I beat you and that no talent Xander Lebelle at Unscripted to get rid of Vis Imperium forever. But you still walk around, showing your face in the back, you have some nerve claiming a title shot against a legend like me! Keaton: Don't get it twisted man! Tyrone got a lucky pinfall on Xander, had nothing to do with The Remarkable One, in fact, if you go and rent the VHS copy of Unscripted, you can see the look of fear on your face then relief afterwards that you didn't have to face me one on one. You hid behind Tyrone and his clown group just so you could seem cool and say swear words. Big whoop dude! Your little Eurasion streak is OVER and you KNOW IT man! Triple X: Listen Unremarkable Mark,I don't know who you are or what you're trying to be but let the big boys talk alright? Go play pretend guitar with that bald blob you brought out earlier and leave us alone. Stevens: Guys, guys, Chuck is gonna have a heart attack here, look at the poor guy, he looks like he's ready to break down crying. Anyway, I have a solution.Here,take this,all of you can spray a dose of Bottled Ace on and SHAZAM! Suddenly everyone is cool and calm like me,not erratic and nervous. Keaton: Do you even lift bro?! Mark slaps the bottle out of Ace's hand. Both men get in each others face and drop their mics. Chuck wedges his way between both men and tries to calm them down, Triple X drops his mic and says something that gets under Titus's skin, the champion removes his title and carefully lays it down near the ropes, he unbuttons his shirt as the fans are getting riled up. Titus and Triple X are leaning foreheads, yelling at each other, Chuck wedges his way between both men and breaks that up too. Myles: Save it for later guys! We have a long show,don't get all worked up here! Mark sucker punches Ace and the brawl is on! The fans erupt in cheers as all four men start swinging wildly at each other. Chuck barely dodges the brawl and runs out of the ring as fast as he can. Myles: Security! Security! Get the hell out here! Triple X and Titus tackle each other and then go sprawling through the middle ropes to the outside of the ring. Ace and Mark continue to trade lefts and rights, Ace gets the advantage and clotheslines Mark right over the top ropes as the fans cheer for that. A dozen men in black clothing rush the ring, they slide in but Ace jumps through the second ropes, Mark catches him and gives him a backbreaker. Titus nails Triple X with a lariat right over the barricade and into the crowds. He stands there and smiles, he points off to the distance, he turns around and WHAM! he's nailed in the head with the Eurasian title by Mark Keaton! Titus falls to the padded mats. Mark climbs on the commentary table and starts celebrating with the Eurasian title, playing it like it was an electric guitar. Ace sweeps Mark's legs out from under him and continues his attack, stomping on Mark's head and dropping elbows. Security swarm both men. Connor: Pandemonium to start Ascension Jack! Chuck Myles certainly had his work cut out for him early on in this show! Cohen: And we're just getting started Cat! We've got a high caliber triple threat! A Mayhem Championship match! Titus vs Triple X! Connor: Don't go anywhere! Ascension will continue right after this!