The Apocalypse has come.
Wearily, he crawls to his feet.
Crimson tints his vision.
He notices fans at ringside, but they're looking back at the ring.
He doesn't look back.
He can't look back.
One hand holds his face.
One hand holds the railing.
Many hands pat him on the back, as his feet begin to move.
He can't hear their encouragement.
He can't see their sympathetic smiles.
He can't feel their enthusiasm.
He can only sense defeat.
The curtain stings as it brushes past him,
but he doesn't care about that.
Hands try to pull him aside,
but he doesn't care about that.
He paints the door red to open it,
but he doesn't care about that.
He finds a stairwell and climbs, each step a painful reminder of what he had gone through.
He reaches a landing, and lets his body slide down the wall.
Blood starts dripping down in front of him as his head begins to hang.
And then he rests...
Thoughts swirl around him.
"What happened?"
"Who even won?"
He begins to remember.
He eliminated Kagura.
He eliminated Blade.
He... Helped...
He begins to smile to himself.
He did... Good...
He singlehandedly turned a 2v4 into a 2v2...
He turned the tide...
He paved the way...
He was... A hero...
But then he remembers more.
He bloodied a monster,
but it didn't hurt him.
He tried as hard as he could,
but he couldn't be stopped.
He got kicked in the face and knocked out cold.
He grabs violently at the gash on his head as he remembers the worst thing of all.
He never even laid a finger on Constantine.
The one thing he'd said he would do, he couldn't.
His brain searches for excuses.
At least he defeated his team mates?
He got massacred by Abel.
With Vee gone early on, surely it would be a miracle for him to win?
But isn't that exactly what he said he was prepared for?
He went through half their team by himself, and put them on the ropes for his team mates to clean up - isn't that good enough?
He knows deep down that the answer is no, but he wants to entertain this idea...
The scenario he made up implied he would win a 4v1, or at least a 3v1 and make Constantine scared.
Surely Constantine saw that he had defeated two of his team mates, surely Constantine felt in danger, right?
He settles for good enough, and he continues to rest...
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Villains don't tend to hang around cafes, sipping on mochaccinos and reading the Monday Times on a Friday afternoon, but this villain is slightly out of the ordinary to say the least.
For starters, this magnificent man happens to live underneath a restaurant (and above another restaurant....) and he may as well use those free coupons for the cafe attached to it he got when he moved in.
There's a whole bunch of stuff that separates him from the rest of the villains in the world, there's the whole affinity for the letter M thing that he is pretty certain doesn't infringe on anyone else's intellectual property, there's being super best friends with a green wearing general who's basically the complete opposite of a villain, there's really too many things to bother listing in a run on sentence...
But what really makes this particular villain different may surprise you:
He's good.
Oh don't discount his ability to be evil; this murderous son of a mother once destroyed a blimp containing the cure for all known diseases in the world, but he's put that behind him.
One day he looked through the fourth wall, and realised the joy he felt when the crowds cheered and chanted his name.
He realised he owed it to those fans to give back to them that same joy he felt, and he knew the only way he could do that was to repent for all he had done wrong.
Yes, he repented the only way he knew how; by going through WZCW's villains and beating them up villain style!
Although, really, it wasn't that hard to turn into a good guy. I mean he felt pretty guilty about that blimp, and the monkey that was on it. He likes monkeys.
Alllllllllrighty! This is a great way to start Season 2, alone and with no real explanation for why my marvelous bride is not by my side!
M Tips his newspaper down to peek over at the empty chair across from him as we get back into our familiar groove...
Oh well, pointing out things like that is like pointing out the fact that we ignored the whole "The General is tethered to me under a weird form of house arrest" shtick halfway through last season, and this totally won't become a plot point later on...
A gleam comes from a grinning M as he winks at the camera, but having one eye closed doesn't hide the shaky fear shown in the other eye of the maniac...
Yup... General Green's off with his wife and Teru's off celebrating her 21st birthday even though if you've been following the timeline she really should be turning 22 soon instead...
M murmurs to himself a little before pulling up the newspaper to obscure our view, shifting a hand to rub his eyes as a sniffing sound is heard...
Just crazy old M for a whole season. No direction, no hilarious dialogue, no one there to distract me from my losses, no high level of character interaction to drive the story... Hahaha.... This is gonna suck so much...
M plants his face into the table, and as the various utensils begin to jingle about, his mind begins to think...
How can he be a villain if he has no minions?
How can he be a villain if he has no drive to be evil?
How can he be a villain if he is good?...
Oi wake up mate you've been snoring and it's doing my bloody head in!
M lifts his head to see a Koala in a skimpy maid's outfit nudging him with a feather duster to urge him off the table so he can clean up the now spilled mochaccino. M, rather surprised by the fact that there is a koala in the cafe, dives under a different table and looks up to see that in fact the koala wasn't a koala, but actually just your typical cafe maid. He also saw that it was night time now, but that took a back seat to the fact that he'd imagined a bogan koala in a maid's outfit talking to him.
As M rubs his eyes to rid himself of any other weird sights, he notices a golden ticket hanging off some gum stuck to the bottom of the table. Shuddering as he peels the ticket from the gum, M sees the title...
"Vee A.D.Z. Versus M in the Gold Rush on Ascension 103"? What a peculiar way to learn of my match...
M ponders the notion that if he hadn't been surprised by an imaginary koala and dived under this specific table he may not have ever learned of his match this week, but then he remembers many other strange coincidences that have happened in his misadventures and chalks this one up on the more plausible side...
But that's not all he remembers.
He remembers teaming with Vee against Abel and Cassanova, because really, who could forget?
Because really, who could forget working so good as a team one week and getting destroyed the next?
But M doesn't stop there, he remembers Kingdom Come VI and getting pushed off the ladder at the last second to give Daddy Mack the Eurasian title...
But M doesn't even stop there, he remembers further back, to his first ever match almost two years ago at All or Nothing 2014, where he eliminated Mason Westhoff and Eve Taylor but still couldn't win...
This is how it all started.
So many times he had come so close, put on a good show, and lost.
So many times he had been happy to make an excuse for himself.
So many times he had just moved on without a care.
Not this time.
This time he's not moving on.
This time he's not forgetting.
This time there's no excuses.