Zooey Deschanel is possibly the most beautiful woman in the world.

[Kanye South]

She looks like a drug addict.

 

[Via Armbar]

She looks like a drug addict.

Well Rihanna has upsidedown egghead. Her head looks like an upside down hardboiled egg. Visualize it.

 

[Kanye South]

No. Just no. Rihanna is perfect. I would stick my dick into any part of her body. Even the parts that don't make sense.

"JKO, I don't want it in my arm"

"Shutup Bitch! Assume the position"

 

[jmt225]

I present Zooey's counterpart in (500) Days of Summer, Minka Kelly. Drop dead gorgeous, nice boobs, and the absolute PERFECT ass:

 

[Via Armbar]

No. Just no. Rihanna is perfect. I would stick my dick into any part of her body. Even the parts that don't make sense.

"JKO, I don't want it in my arm"

"Shutup Bitch! Assume the position"

For the longest time i thought she was that voodoo lookin bitch from the Pirates of the Carribean movies.

 

[Blizz]

Olivia Munn, anyone? Yeah, dope rhymez.

 

[The Doctor]

OK, Minka Kelly is my number two now.

 

[Via Armbar]

OK, Minka Kelly is my number two now.

You clearly don't have a one chick dick Doc. Keep changin your mind.

 

[Kanye South]

DAT ASS! Not too fat, not too flat. Nice, firm, plump, and round.

I would do unearthly things to that woman.

 

[Blizz]

Oh, gawd YES.

 

[The Doctor]

You clearly don't have a one chick dick Doc. Keep changin your mind.

Well, my number one is always staying the same.

 

[Kanye South]

 

[Blizz]

Ugly face and hair, and weird shaped head.

 

[Kanye South]

Imagine that weird shaped head face down in a pillow screaming your name, and I'm sure she will appear more favorable to you.

 

[Blizz]

Imagine that weird shaped head face down in a pillow screaming your name, and I'm sure she will appear more favorable to you.

umm, I never said I wouldn't fuck her, but I don't find her face attractive, at all.

 

[Kanye South]

 

[SSJPhenom]

DAT ASS! Not too fat, not too flat. Nice, firm, plump, and round.

I would do unearthly things to that woman.

There is no ass on this planet like that of Kim Kardashian

 

[Kanye South]

Yeah, but Rihanna has a sexy accent. Plus she obviously likes rough sex.

 

[The Doctor]

Zooey can sing.


ohhh snap

 

[INDYjon22]

1. She's no Amy Adams, Carrie Underwood, Julianne Hough, Kate Beckinsale, Madison Ivy, or Bree Olson, but, she's cute.

2. There's naked pics of her?

Bree Olson is from Fort Wayne. I love Zoey though, she is very beautiful.

 

[Kanye South]

The first pornstar I busted some serious nuttyz to was Bree Olson.

 

[Blizz]

This thread is an epic win.

 

[Razor]

Yeah, but Rihanna has a sexy accent. Plus she obviously likes rough sex.

Please tell me that's not a "Lulz, she got beat" joke.

 

[SSJPhenom]

The first pornstar I busted some serious nuttyz to was Bree Olson.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Kanye South]

Please tell me that's not a "Lulz, she got beat" joke.

No, she said in an inteview somewhere about adventurous sex or something like that.