Zack & Miri

[TheOneBigWill]

Did they cut off the "Make a Porno" bit of the title when it was released into stores... or are there two different versions? (ie. R rated and NC-17/XXX rated)

I bought the R rated version, as it's all Target, Wal*Mart, K-Mart, Best-Buy and every other electronic outlet store around here carried.

If I find out I've been screwed out of Katie Morgan nude-ness because the above mentioned stores refused to sell me a fully-titled movie.. I'm gonna be pissed the fuck off.

Discuss...

 

[CCS]

I The movie blows.....They actually showed sex in it......

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

All I can say is that I had no idea Walmart sold porn. Censored porn. When I go there, all I see is Elmo Learns to Potty and the Harry Potter movies.
Either sell it or don't but don't, but don't go censoring it when that's the entire reason people buy it.
What a stupid thing to do. There must be two versions or something.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So.. that doesn't really answer my question.

Are there two seperate versions? One of which above an R rating, that is apparently unfindable?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

All I can say is that I had no idea Walmart sold porn. Censored porn. When I go there, all I see is Elmo Learns to Potty and the Harry Potter movies.
Either sell it or don't but don't, but don't go censoring it when that's the entire reason people buy it.
What a stupid thing to do. There must be two versions or something.

I refuse to buy anything adult related from Wal*Mart because of their censoring acts.

I bought this movie from Target.. but the title is the exact same in all of the stores. (Target, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, and Best-Buy)

Ohh.. funny story though.. when I called Wal*Mart and asked them if they sold "Zack and Miri make a porno" the lady on the phone bitched me out. She went off on Wal*Mart having morals, and how they don't sell smut and all this and that.. then I was like "Okay, do you sell a movie called Zack and Miri?"

She replied with yes.. and I simply said.. "It's the same fucking movie, dumbass". Then hung up.

So yes.. Wal*Mart pisses me off. Anywho.. back to the question..

Does anyone know for a fact, that they might sell an NC-17 or XXX rated copy of this movie? If so.. where?

 

[CCS]

I watched the theatre version, so I dunno. Q I personally found it to be a huge waste of time. The constant F-bombs get very annoying.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I watched the theatre version, so I dunno. Q I personally found it to be a huge waste of time. The constant F-bombs get very annoying.

Are you refering to me using the fuck word, or the movie using the fuck word? Cause not explaining yourself is very fucking annoying too.

 

[Sparky]

For fucks sake, I wish people would stop fucking sooking about people using the fucking Fuck word. Fucking hell.

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

After much awkward Googling, I found 2 different rated trailors, one was adults only and one was "for all ages".
Didn't see more than one rating of DVD though. It was R.
I googled it both with and without "make a porno" at the end, and got the same results. The movie just came out, so maybe they'll release the NC17 one later?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

For fucks sake, I wish people would stop fucking sooking about people using the fucking Fuck word. Fucking hell.

Actually, I can't wait for Justin to read his post. I think Justin's head might literally fucking explode.

 

[Sparky]

its just a word. people write lol all the time. and that annoys me, yet I get over it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

dude, that movie may as well BE a softcore porn. Fucking disgusting. you will love it.


if your asking if the main title character gets naked, the answer is no

 

[TheOneBigWill]

dude, that movie may as well BE a softcore porn. Fucking disgusting. you will love it.


if your asking if the main title character gets naked, the answer is no

No, no. Actually I could really care less about any type of "porno" within the entire thing. I just hate getting ripped off.

I want to buy a movie, to buy the WHOLE movie.. not some second-rate edit job.. all because one (or multiple) stores have some issue with the title, so they cut it off.

When it was in theatre's.. it was called "Zack and Miri Make a Prono" now it's just "Zack & Miri". I'm sure it's still the same, as it's R rated.. but it's enough to make me not sure.. especially since I never seen it in theatres, albeit not that theatres would run softcore porn I wouldn't assume.

 

[CCS]

There is no unrated/NC 17 version, Will. Apparently even with all the nudity it still only got a R rating. So I

 

[TheOneBigWill]

There is no unrated/NC 17 version, Will. Apparently even with all the nudity it still only got a R rating. So I

... so you.... ..

Do you always randomly end your posts with cliff-hangers? lol Or was it an accidental "enter" mistake? I've done that before.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

they just diud it becuase those family stores dont want something with the word "PORN" plastered across the front of it, thats all.

 

[CCS]

I saw on amazon that it's entitled "Zach and Miri makes a porno" that's odd. Maybe they're just using the "Zach and Miri" title for family friendly retail stores?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

they just diud it becuase those family stores dont want something with the word "PORN" plastered across the front of it, thats all.

See, I thought that.. but the word "prono" isn't technically blatant. a pair of lips make out the first "o". It's really classy, in a weird kinda way.

 

[CCS]

... so you.... ..

Do you always randomly end your posts with cliff-hangers? lol Or was it an accidental "enter" mistake? I've done that before.

*You have the whole movie*

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So I just watched this movie. I have to admit, I really did love it. Kevin Smith is a genius.

The only thing that I found a bit odd was the fact that I have a whole shit-load of deleted scenes.. that literally equal out being as long, combined, as the entire movie is whole. (they're both roughly an hour and 30 mins. long)

I flat out lost it when Jeff Anderson was "frosted like a cake."

 

[a0161613]

I'm looking forward to seeing it as I love Kevin Smiths' films.

 

[klunderbunker]

Never seen any of his stuff I don't think.

 

[a0161613]

Dogma is his best by some way. But Clerks is funny.

 

[Rusty]

I refuse to buy anything adult related from Wal*Mart because of their censoring acts.

I bought this movie from Target.. but the title is the exact same in all of the stores. (Target, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, and Best-Buy)

Ohh.. funny story though.. when I called Wal*Mart and asked them if they sold "Zack and Miri make a porno" the lady on the phone bitched me out. She went off on Wal*Mart having morals, and how they don't sell smut and all this and that.. then I was like "Okay, do you sell a movie called Zack and Miri?"

She replied with yes.. and I simply said.. "It's the same fucking movie, dumbass". Then hung up.

Classic.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

The R-Rated version, to the best of my knowledge, is the only one available right now. If there was an unrated version, Best Buy would definitely carry it.