Poor you Infinite Infant. I will step back from my divine status of "Awesome to the point of Seeming Idiocy" to help you in understanding.
here do I start? at the ridiculous spelling and grammar
It's just for fun. I like it, and in the end, does anyone else's amusement matter except mine own? Yes? Well too bad. Make your own funnies.
Legacy already does "Murdalize" (which isn't a word outside of the looney toons world btw) established stars.
They beat up KOFI KINGSTON and CM Punk en route to screwing punk out of the world title last year
By "murdalize' I don't just mean beat up and "oh hey you got me angry" I mean what Randy Orton did to Rob Van Dam and Vince McMahon. BIG TIME SERIOUS HURTY TIME! Legacy looks like a couple of goobers nowadays. They're the stooges Orton throws at an angry enemy to get beat on while he sneaks up with a sneak attack all sneaky-like, or just runs away. They are cannonfodder. They get annihilated by SHANE MCMAHON.
The arian race is supposed to be blonde haired and blue eyed
Completely and utterly beyond the point. I won't even point out the IRONY in you criticizing my poor spelling and you proceed to mispell Aryan TWICE. IRONY: It's not just how iron tastes.
Randy and Cody are in no way ARIAN looking
Saying that being "Aryan" is all about being blonde haired and blue-eyed is like saying World War II is all about America and D-Day. Completely and utterly missing the point as you did, I'll clarify that by "Aryan", I meant perfectly white, Indo-European, of very lean, muscular build, and supposedly superior to two other second-generation superstars who happen to NOT be white -- Oh ohhhh racism much? Just so happens that Manu and Cody both fail their Legacy entrance exams, yet Randal ends up accepting Cody anyway? SUE THE PANTS OFF THEM, SAMOA MANU!
When Cody and Theodore start showing some legitimate wrestling skill beyond "attack main eventer and get brutally buried", I'll start agreeing with your statement here.
He already does sells the "crazy" gimmick if you haven't noticed, hence the song
HAHAHA No he doesn't! Being angry doesn't mean being crazy. And his song tells a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY from that his gimmick is portraying. His gimmick is he gets angry randomly. His song is that he hears voices in his head that tell him what to do. There is very little resemblence there.
Why does everyone have to go monster heel? Having both H and Batista go heel makes no sense.
I like Monster Heel. It seems to work best for a heel when played right. Otherwise people just hate them for being sleazy scumdogs who lie and cheat. When they are monsters, kiddies are SCARED of them. Like Kane, before he took off his mask and revealed his clown hair.
Don't act like real people? What the hell are you babbling about?
Umaga doesn't act like a real person. He's a friggin animal!
In wrestling you need a face and a hell, thats how it works kid.
Then I guess things ain't working a lot in cases like:
Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker (WM25)
Shawn Michaels vs Ric Flair (WM24)
Shawn Michaels vs John Cena (WM23)
Hulk Hogan vs The Ultimate Warrior (WM)
Hulk Hogan vs The Rock (WM18)
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Rock (WM17)
Sabu vs Rey Mysterio (ONS2005)
Matt Hardy vs Christopher Daniels (FOAA2005)
Curry Man vs Jay Lethal (ROH sometime)
Edge vs Chris Jericho (recently on Smackdown)
I could go on but I can't remember every single exact match I've ever watched. Just pointing out that if every single match HAD to be Face vs Heel, then we'd miss out on a lot of great things, and a lot of great things would be cheapened by a need to inexplicably turn a heel/face just so they can compete against a face/heel.
Okay, Punk is already on his way to the main event scene, Kofi and Rey are on seperate brands. And what the hell are you talking about with Morrison?
"On his way"? Same way as last year, right? That was great. Was saying Morrison is doing well right now.
So you're thinking as a booker is to only watch Raw and ignore your other roster of wrestlers?
I assumed I was only put in control of one brand. Hence the whole "Raw/Smackdown" instead of "Raw and Smackdown" in the thread title.
Rules is rules? So you would change a stipulation as old as wrestling itself just to annoy the "smarks"? Mabe yo want to see such anti climatic title changes, as for the rest of us, no thanks.
I mentioned smarks as an effect, not a cause. What stipulation is that you mean? Titles changing via DQ and/or countout? I think TNA beat me to that punch, but then kind of let it go. Also, it doesn't make sense to a non-wrestling fan if a cowardly heel has their championship to lose in a BIG TIME match against another wrestler, and they go ahead and wrestle and lose instead of just leaving and running away as they get counted out, or throwing a baseball at the other person to get DQ'd and leave with the title. Putting these measures in effect produces a kayfabe reasoning for cowardly heels to stay and fight.
And the title changes is just a confirmation, to show the fans that these stipulations aren't pointless jargon put there for no reason (like a time limit on a curtain-jerker match, or an average bout being said to be for "one fall") and that they serve a purpose.
And a title change like that could be climactic if played out creatively and dramatically.
It's called big man heel push. Kozlov and henry only look good squashing guys like that. Not working matches with quality opponents.
Big man heel push? What is that? And if they only look good squashing those guys, why not HIRE THOSE GUYS? Why not punish certain rulebreaking wrestlers by having them job to the big men? Wouldn't it help them get over with the audience if Kozlov DESTROYED The Brian Kendrick or Goldust or someone in five minutes, instead of "John Smith, Jr" who doesn't even get his own entrance and wears the exact same tights as Kozlov? And have that person get in offense so they aren't buried and the "big man heel" doesn't look like a stiff, immobile lump by actually taking damage and dealing out better damage?
HUH?! Can anybody clear this bit of idocy up for me?
It's a slightly esoteric reference. It's something that occurs in multiplayer RPG games, where you can get experience points and level up just by being near a friendly player as they kill enemies. It's the equivalent of doing almost nothing and gaining points for it. Or if you saw that South Park episode, it's like killing boars in the forest for hours and hours for 2xp points each to level up huge.
Wow, I feel dumber just reading this post. I feel like I can now watch TNA and get what is going on finally.
WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sobs*