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[Little Jerry Lawler]

Sure it does, Little Jerry. How's yours hangin'?


Your friend,
Sally

I like the cut of your gem.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Obviously. I have many lovers, but only one maiden.

How does one apply to be your maiden?

Do I fill out a Maiden Form?

 

[Mustang Sally]

I like the cut of your gem.

You're a diamond in the rough y'self.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

You're a diamond in the rough y'self.

Aw shucks.

 

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How does one apply to be your maiden?

Do I fill out a Maiden Form?

No form necessary. My heart ran a-flutter the moment I saw your strangely arousing signature. Your old one that is. Not that Festus and the Addams Family don't get me feeling kinky.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Not that Festus and the Addams Family don't get me feeling kinky.

Well, they're creepy and they're kooky.

Mysterious and spooky.