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Ricky Runn and Becky Serra make their way to the ring, hand in hand, though Ricky has very wandering eyes. They grab mics and roll into the ring.
Serra: My boyfriend, Ricky Runn has officially refused to compete in tonight's Lethal Lottery as protest. When he lost his WZCW World Championship, he was never given an official rematch, and we are here to fix this travesty.
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Stormrage doesn't appear on stage, instead he is on the tron from his dressing room. Taco Bell wrappers litter the floor.
Stormrage: The only travesty is that the two of you are still employed.
Serra: Excuse me, but my boyfriend is a former world champion, something that you can't say. Now if you will excuse us we have a mistake to correct.
Stormrage: That will change after tonight, but I'm here to talk about other things. Mostly how Ricky Runn no longer has a job. See Ricky and I used to be great friends, so sometimes he will still drunk text me. I got a very interesting drunk text from Ricky a few nights ago, and after showing it to Mr. Banks, he agrees that El Ricardo Runno isn't what this company needs representing it.
Runn: Bull shit fatty Mcfat fat. Where is your proof?
Stormrage: Bob, help me out with this.
Backstage Bob, who is wearing athletic shorts and a sleeveless shirt instead of his normal attire, hooks up a monitor and displays it on the tron next to Stormrage.
Stormrage: Ricky you said in regard to Becky, who did just state that the two of you are official in clear violation of company policy, that you would have sex with her during her special time saying this.
Stormrage begins to copy what is on his phone to the screen.
"I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog, so long as the bun is tight."
Gross. You went on to say.
"Women are only good for three things: Cooking, cleaning and vaginas."
"I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis."
"What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none … I want my penis to be inside both of those things."
"Oh yeah, women are actually good for four things
Cooking, cleaning, vaginas... and their sisters' vaginas"
Becky do you have a sister? The one that really got me was this.
"I just want to cover that bitch is Cinnamon Toast Crunch dust and suck her...
There are kids in the audience, so I'm gonna cut that one off actually. So yeah. Mr. Banks agrees that is just totally inappropriate. So allow Mr. Banks to inform you.
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Banks: He's right. Becky, I will see you in my office, and Ricky. YOU'RE FIRED!
Ricky drops to the ground and begins to throw a fit. He kicks and screams until security has to carry him up the ramp and out of the arena as the fans chant.
"NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY ADIOS!"