Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is the Mayhem Championship Scramble. The rules are as follows: When one of the 8 wrestlers scores a pinfall or submission, they will become the temporary Mayhem Champion. Whoever is the last person to get a pin or submission before the twenty minute time limit ends, will become the official Mayhem champion.
Escape the Fate hits and CardiffCam sprints down the aisle. He stops at the bottom, and mimics a sniper aimed at the crowd. He gets up on the apron, and makes the sniper motion to a particular member of the crowd before climbing in.
Harrys: Introducing first, CardiffCam!
Next, Shinedown comes on and John Smith emerges and makes his way down to the ring.
Harrys: Next, weighing 250 pounds, John Smith!
Roll Deep hits the PA and the crowd start to boo as Scott Hammond makes his way out. He shouts abuse at some of the fans.
Harrys: The English Enigma, Scott Hammond!
Connor: Now heres someone to keep an eye on. Hammond has never shown us what he can really do, and I have a feeling hes got something special planned for tonight.
Next, Five Finger Death Punch comes on and the crowd let out a pop as Steel comes out onto the ramp. White lights flash around the arena as Steel makes his way down to the ring.
Harrys: From Philadelphia, PA, Trevor Steel!
We Fly High hits and the crowd give a mixed reaction for Mr. Baller. The camera zooms in as we see a big tunnel going out the entrance way. Mr. Baller comes through the tunnel, jumping up and down getting pumped for his match. He has his basketball in hand, and heads to the ring. He taunts the crowd until he reaches the ring. In the centre of the ring, Mr. Baller then puts the ball on his finger and spins it.
Harrys: From Miami, Florida, Mr. Baller!
Copeland: Itll be interesting to see how Ballers newfound alliance with James Baker affects the match.
Hail Mary hits and big pop erupts in Wembley Stadium!
Cohen: Speak of the devil, Seabass!
Black & white lights flicker while Baker& Malik walk to the ring. Baker slides into the ring and hits knuckles with Baller.
Harrys: Da Xtreme Gangsta, James Baker!
Black Betty hits and some booing comes from the crowd. Crashin stops at the top of the ramp and a microphone lowers in front of his face.
Crashin: Ladies and Gentleman! The opponent of all these idiots is a man who weighs in tonight at 240 pounds! He hails from Yokohama, Japan and is The Incredible One, Doug Craaaaassssshhhhhiiiiinnnnnn!
Crashin slides into the ring and measures up his opponent.
Pantera hits and the crowd start booing again as The KillJoy emerges with the Mayhem title around his waist.
Harrys: And the Mayhem Champion, The KillJoy!
KillJoy stops at the bottom of the ramp and asks for a microphone.
KillJoy: Its about time I get acknowledged around here. It's obvious you tools in the back have no respect to those that are different. But anyway, here we are, at Kingdom Come. The end for many, including my adversaries in the back. But to others, its a new beginning. That includes me. I step here tonight to prove to you mindless drones that I am deserving of being the Mayhem Champion of the World. I don't care how meagre and trivial you're lives are, you people need to learn that "difference makes the difference". Stop being like my opponents. Total outlets for others. Unable to be themselves. Drones... if you will. They say my 15 minutes are up, but they are mistaken. Evolution has taken its course. This... Is my State Of The Union address. And the Revolution... well... you know the deal.
He takes off the belt and holds it over his head to the booing of the crowd. He slides into the ring and hands the belt to the referee. All 8 men are eyeing each other up. The bell rings and the brawling begins.
Cohen: Alright, theres no better way to start a night than 8 guys beating the hell out of each other!
Copeland: Well its certainly a great way to start off what will be a great event!
Connor: Amen to that!
Baker and Baller are punching The KillJoy in the corner, Trevor Steel is battling it out with both Doug Crashin and John Smith as CardiffCam and Scott Hammond are already on the outside exchanging right hands. CardiffCam goes to Irish whip Hammond into the barricade, but Hammond reverses it. CardiffCams shoulder and arm crash into the barricade. He stumbles backwards, favouring his arm and walks into Hammond who hits a DDT on the floor. Inside the ring Baller has started brawling with Trevor Steel. Crashin and Smith are going at it and Baker has The KillJoy in the corner. Baker hits a few right hands to KillJoy but KillJoy blocks the last one and throws Baker into the corner. KillJoy goes to shoulder for a shoulder thrust, but Baker uses the top rope to push himself over KillJoy. Baker lands on KillJoys back and delivers a sunset flip for the pin, 1... 2... 3!
Harrys: Here is you new Mayhem Champion, James Baker!
Copeland: Oh my! 30 seconds into the match and we have a new champion already!
Connor: And it was the champion, KillJoy, of all people who got pinned!
Baker rolls out of the ring and raises his arms as KillJoy sits up looking shocked. He rolls out of the ring and goes after Baker. Meanwhile, Baller hits a dropkick on Steel, sending Steel flying over the top rope to the outside. Baller follows him outside, looking under the ring for weapons. He takes out a trash can, some kendo sticks and a steel chain. He picks up the trash can and goes to hit Steel with it, but Steel hits a discus punching, causing the trash can to smash into Ballers face. Baller goes down and Steel attempts a pin, 1... 2... kick out by Baller. On the other side of the ring on the outside, Hammond is still battling with CardiffCam. Inside the ring, Smith hits Crashin with a chokeslam and goes for the pin, 1... 2... kick out by Crashin. Smith rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. He walks over to Hammond, who has just hit CardiffCam with a German Suplex on the entrance ramp. Smith comes from behind Hammond and hits him with a chair shot to the back. Hammond falls forward onto his hands and knees and Smith nails him in the back with another chair shot. Smith throws the chair to the ground, flips over Hammond and goes for the pin, 1... 2... broken up by CardiffCam. Smith picks the chair back up and tries to swing for CardiffCam but CardiffCam ducks under it. CardiffCam kicks the chair out of Smiths hands and hits The Final Shot on the entrance ramp! He slowly turns Smith over and goes for the pin, 1... 2... 3!
Harrys: Here is your new Mayhem champion, CardiffCam!
Connor: The newest member of the WZCW roster is the champion!
Cohen: For now...
Baker and KillJoy are battling at the side of the ring, KillJoy hits Baker with a
Scoopslam. Baker hits the floor with a crash and rolls around in agony. KillJoy takes a second to recover before he walks over to CardiffCam who is still celebrating his pin over Smith. KillJoy goes for the roll up on CardiffCam from behind, 1... 2... kick out by CardiffCam! CardiffCam gets up and starts brawling with KillJoy. Baker is back inside the ring and is fighting with Crashin. Baker goes for a clothesline but Crashin ducks under it and delivers a belly to belly, sending Baker flying across the ring. On the outside, Steel is hitting Baller with a kendo stick, as Baller screams out in pain. Steel picks up Baller and goes to Irish whip him, but Baller reverses, sending Steel head first into the ring steps. Baller goes back under the ring and pulls out a 15 foot ladder. He slides it into the ring then climbs onto the apron and then up onto the top rope. He leaps off the top rope and catches Crashin with a crossbody! Baller goes for the pin, 1... 2... kick out by Crashin.
Harrys: Five minutes has passed!
Hammond and Smith are now on their feet at the bottom of the entrance ramp. Theyre exchanging right hands next to CardiffCam and KillJoy, who are still fighting. CardiffCam picks up the chair on the ground and tries to hit KillJoy, but hits a dropkick on CardiffCam, who falls back with the chair landing on his face. KillJoy goes for the pin, 1... 2... kick out by CardiffCam. KillJoy gets back up and makes his way towards the ring. Inside the ring, Baller has set up the ladder. He climbs up a few rungs, getting ready to hit a legdrop on Crashin, but Crashin gets to his feet and goes up the ladder after Baller. Crashin grabs Ballers hair and hits his head off the ladder. Then Crashin hits the Crashin Cutter off the ladder, sending both men crashing to the mat from 15 feet in the air. Neither men moves for a moment, until Crashin lays an arm across Baller, 1... 2... Baker breaks it up. With KillJoy lurking on the outside of the ring, Baker starts to climb up the ladder. He gets to the top and signals for the Shooting Star Press, but Crashin crawls over to the ladder and grabs the bottom of it. Crashin quickly gets to his feet, lifting up the bottom of the ladder and tilting it backwards. Baker falls off the ladder, crashing into Smith, CardiffCam and Hammond who are all still battling on the outside. With all 4 men laid out on the floor outside, Crashin turns around. Baller runs at him going for a clothesline, but Crashin ducks underneath and locks in the Kataha-Jime. Baller struggles for a moment, trying to go for the ropes but Crashin pulls him back as KillJoy climbs up onto the apron behind them. After a few more seconds, Baller gives up and taps out. Crashin lets go of Baller, who crumbles to the mat, and raises his hands in celebration.
Harrys: Here is your new Mayhem, Doug Crashin!
Copeland: Wow, Crashin managed to take out 5 men here, even if it was somewhat unintentional.
Cohen: Of course it was intentional; this is Mr. Incredible were talking about!
Crashin gets up on the second rope and raises his arms. He jumps down and turns around, only to be hit in the head with a steel chair from KillJoy. Crashin falls to the mat and Killjoy goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3!
Harrys: Here is you new Mayhem champion, The KillJoy!
Connor: Oh my, that didnt last very long.
KillJoy picks up Crashin and throws him out of the ring. Steel gets into the ring and starts hitting KillJoy with right hands. KillJoy responds with some right hands of his own, but Steel ducks under a punch and hits a Side Effect on KillJoy. Steel goes for the pin, 1... 2... kick out!
Harrys: Ten minutes have now passed!
Connor: Were half way through this chaotic contest!
Steel pushes the ladder out of the ring, then goes outside and looks under apron. He takes out a table and pushes it into the ring. He sets up the table in the middle of the ring, then picks up KillJoy and places him on the top rope. He gets KillJoy in Muscle Buster position and walks backward towards the table. Steel falls back, trying to hit the Muscle Buster on KillJoy through the table, but Baller moves the table out from under KillJoy. Steel gets back up and Baller stands the table up straight and pushes it into Steels face. It hits Steels head with a crack and Steel falls to the mat. Baller goes for the pin on The KillJoy, 1... 2... Kick out! Baller then tries to cover Steel, 1... 2... kick out by Steel! Baller pounds his fist on the mat in frustration. He gets up and set up the table again. He picks up Steel and tries to place Steel on the table, but Steel battles back. Steel goes for the headbutt, but Baller moves and hits him with a big DDT. Baller quickly put Steel onto the table and then gets up on the top rope. Baller jumps off, hitting the leg drop on Steel through the table. Baller pins Steel, 1... 2....3!
Harrys: Here is your new Mayhem Champion, Mr Baller!
Copeland: Baller gets his first title win of his WZCW career!
Connor: Whether he walks out of here with the title or not is yet to be seen!
Baller raises his arms as half the crowd cheer and the other half boo... He turns around and is met with the Steel steps to the face from John Smith! Smith goes for the pin, 1... 2... broken up by Killjoy. Smith hits KillJoy with his big forearms. He then picks up KillJoy and delivers a big Spinebuster onto the steel steps, causing KillJoy to shout out in agony. Baller rolls out of the ring and grabs a kendo stick. Smith pushes KillJoy off the steps and goes for the pin, 1... 2... Broken up by Baller. Baller hits shot after shot to Smiths body. Baller then cracks Smith over the head with the kendo stick and it snaps it half. Smith stumbles backward into the ropes and Baller clotheslines him over it, sending Smith to the outside. Baller turns around and is met with right hands from CardiffCam. CardiffCam hits him with a DDT, then picks up Baller and places him on the top rope. CardiffCam climbs up on the top rope and is about to go for a superplex, but Hammond jumps up on the apron out of nowhere and cracks CardiffCam in the head with a steel chair. CardiffCam falls backwards off the top rope, Hammond gets into the ring and throws him to the outside. Hammond gets up on the top rope and delivers a belly to belly suplex to Baller off the top rope. James Baker come out of nowhere and jumps off the top rope onto Hammond, delivering a hurricanrana. Baker picks up the steel chair and nails Hammond in the skull as he gets to his feet, busting Hammond open. Trevor Steel is up now and he hits Baker with a German Suplex with a bridge, 1... 2... kick out by Baker.
Harrys: Fifteen minutes have now passed!
Connor: This contest is starting to get more and more frantic as the time gets closer to zero!
Copeland: Remember, Baller is the Mayhem champion at the moment, so hes gonna be acting as defensive as possible!
Steel picks up Baker again, and goes for a Michinoku Driver, but Baller chop blocks the back of Steels leg, and Steel falls to the mat. Baller helps Baker up, and they pick up Steel together and throw him over the top rope. Steel collides with John Smith has he falls to the floor, taking both men out. Baller and Baker turn to each other and hesitate for a moment before they both start exchanging vicious right hands. Crashin rolls into the ring with another steel chair, and he starts swinging it wildly. He hits Baker over the head, causing a sick crack to echo through the arena. Crashin then goes to hit Baller but Baller catches the chair in his hands mere inches away from his face. Crashin and Baller struggle for possession of the chair in a tug of war, but a Hammond is back up now. He picks up the steel steps which are in the ring and runs at Crashin and Baller, smashing into both men so hard that they fall through the ropes to the outside. Hammond collapses to his knees with blood running down his face. KillJoy is back to his feet now too as he walks over to Hammond and starts delivering stomps to Hammonds bloody head. KillJoy picks Hammond up and goes for The Pirouette of Doom, but Hammond powers out and hits the London Calling. Both men lay motionless on the mat but Hammond slowly crawls over to KillJoy and covers him, 1... 2... Kick out by KillJoy.
Copeland: Wow! Say what you want about the champ, but the guy has heart!
Cohen: Yet somehow I dont see him recovering from that move....
Hammond uses the steel steps to push himself to his feet. John Smith slowly gets back into the ring and he goes for Hammond. Smith kicks Hammond in the gut and gets ready to lift him for the straightjacket Powerbomb. Hammond resists, delivers a low blow to Smith and rolls him up. 1... 2... 3!
Harrys: Here is your new Mayhem champion, Scott Hammond.
Smith rolls out of the ring as Hammond lays on his front with blood pouring down his face. Crashin gets back into the ring, picks up a steel chair, and smacks Hammond over the back with the chair. He rolls Hammond over and goes for the pin, 1... 2... Hammond gets a shoulder up with a split second to spare! Crashin picks up Hammond and locks in the Kataha-Jime. Hammond quickly falls to his knees, his consciousness fading. But Baller quickly jumps up on the apron, springboards off the top rope and hits Crashing with a dropkick, taking all 3 men down.
Harrys: There is one minute left!
Baller rolls outside, gets the trash can and rolls back in. He drags Crashin over to the corner, places the trash can in front of his head then gets up on the adjacent turnbuckle, getting ready to go coast to coast. He jumps off the turnbuckle, but KillJoy cracks a chair over Ballers skull in mid air. Baller crashes to the mat and KillJoy pushes him out of the ring. KillJoy then picks up Crashin, hits The Pirouette Of Doom and goes for the pin, 1... 2... broken up by Hammond! KillJoy angrily gets to his feet and picks up Hammond. He goes to hit Hammond with a suplex onto the chair, but James Baker comes out of nowhere and rolls up KillJoy, 1... 2... Kick out! KillJoy gets back up and runs at Baker, but Baker ducks and launches KillJoy over the top rope to the ground.
Harrys: Fifteen seconds remaining!
Hammond goes to deliver a T-Bone suplex to Baker, but Baker reverses it into Da Extreme Knockout. The clock now has only 10 seconds left, with the crowd chanting along!
Crowd: 10!
Baker goes up to the top rope.
Crowd: 9!
He hits All Eyez on Me onto Hammond.
Crowd: 8!
He catches his breath.
Crowd: 7!
Baker starts to crawl towards Hammond.
Crowd: 6!
He goes to pin Hammond, 1... 2... Hammond grabs the rope!
Crowd: 4!
The referee breaks up the pin, telling Baker theres a rope break.
Crowd: 3!
Baker gets off Hammond,
Crowd: 2!
He drags Hammond to the centre of the ring,
Crowd: 1!
Baker goes for the pin again, but its too late as the buzzer goes off, signifying the end of the match.
Harrys: Here is your winner, and officially the NEW Mayhem Champion, Scott Hammond.
The referee hands the belt to Hammond, who rolls out of the ring and slowly starts walking up the entrance ramp using the barricade to hold himself up as blood drips off his face. Baker sits in the ring, watching Hammond leave with his head in his hands.
Copeland: A great effort by all these men!
Connor: Baker was so close, but in the end he made one crucial mistake that cost him the title.
Cohen: Forget about Baker, hes old news. Long live the new champion, Scott Hammond!