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Jay Cutler is my favorite athlete, so INT is usually Interception. :/
You poor bastard.
I'm the world's biggest Dolphins fan for 1 year!!!
As a dolphins fan I'm hopeful for the year, worst case we get a top 5 pick, not like we're beating pats this yr anyways
I'm just waiting for Luck to get his shit together in Indy and Paxton Lynch to finally prove what I saw in him in college in Denver and become a star.
Dammit. 275 pounds (whale noise). Time to take a serious diet and stick with it this time. My second or third diet this year. I swear I'm having more trouble dieting than I did quitting smoking. (First try.)
It seems the last diet made everything worse. I lost 20 pounds...started cheating here and there then said fuck it, I love this junk food and pop and fast food too much to bother continuing my diet. So I ended up going hardcore in the opposite direction and now I'm in far worse shape than I was before the diet. It sucks to be old and getting fat.
Any tips from you skinny kids would be greatly appreciated.
Just letting you know...
"Put the fork down."
"Stop being fat."
....have already been used.![]()
Small plates. Drink 30 oz of water before you eat. Cut out bread entirely, stop eating sweets. Have a food routine, consistent eating times is key. Fruit and eggs or a light protein in the morning. Chicken/fish and a vegetable for lunch, then two kinds of veggies for dinner (no corn or starches) and a protein that's no bigger than the size of an average woman's fist. If you want desert, fruit.
Mix up the fruits and veggies, and the meats as well, so you have SOME variety. Do it for a couple weeks and see how happy your bank account is.
Weigh yourself once at the start, and don't do it again for a month. This is the hardest part. But you're doin more than just losing weight by doing this, you're resetting your metabolism. Fuck "cheat days", those are a path to ruin that diets and diet books tell you to do because they want you to keep using their diet.
Walk at least 15,000 steps a day (there are plenty of free step counters for your cell phone), or doing equivalent exercises.
Remember that Rome wasn't built in a day. This is going to take TIME. Be committed. Be focused. The only person stopping you is you.
They have turnstiles blocking for him, and #3 as his #1, and the rest of the people catching his passes are stick figures. Andrew Luck doesn't need his shit figured out, he needs to get TF out of Indy.
The Exhibition has landed in our city. One of the rides has outraged everyone. The ride has been set up and it is called The Freak Out. Just two weeks ago it was banned in The United States after a terrible accident that saw one of the support arms pop off and send people flying away to be maimed and killed while strapped in to their seat. It's like they said "Pfft, what do these idiots know. They don't look at the internet or watch the news. They wouldn't even notice." I hope it gets shut down.
I'm a fan of those types of rides. We rode the hell out of the Cyclos at Kentucky Kingdom.
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But man, as soon as the ride would suspend itself in the air vertically I would always be paranoid that my harness would malfunction. After about maybe the 3rd time upside down, my mind would start to break.
My RPs are already upIt's RP night. Everyone should do ONE giant arcing story for the 10th Anniverary show and everyone is in everyone's RP.
It's RP night. Everyone should do ONE giant arcing story for the 10th Anniverary show and everyone is in everyone's RP.
It's RP night. Everyone should do ONE giant arcing story for the 10th Anniverary show and everyone is in everyone's RP.
FalKon can barely write one character.