WZCW Discussion Thread

[Viola Moonlight]

Still hating on me for Kingdom Come IV, I see?

I'd get drunk too but we've got wicked bushfires plaguing near where I live so I'm keeping myself sober in case the fires manage to reach our suburb. Can't evacuate whilst stumbling.

 

[Bernkastel]

Someone must hate Theo because he's been put in a handicap match versus Killjoy and myself.

 

[Ty Burna]

You're in a tag team match, Mr. Morality & Joe Mason VS Serafina & Le Gentleman Masque 2. FalKon's facing me. No worries though, Tiffany will smite the evil ponies for you Ty.

I don't think you realize the absolute hatred/disdain I have for the bronies crowd.

Ending their leader will lead to the crumbing of their society.

YOU ARE GIVING UP FREE MONEY WZCW. This is bigger than Reynolds and Cooper. This is the match that should have been a guaranteed thing. I am the guillotine and their leader's head shalll be a trophy on my mantle.

This must happen. This ain't about redeeming my loss at KC IV. This is about ending the horror that has plagued WZCW for far too long.

I'll put a fucking name bet on it. This is how serious I am.

 

[Bernkastel]

I don't think you realize the absolute hatred/disdain I have for the bronies crowd.

Ending their leader will lead to the crumbing of their society.

YOU ARE GIVING UP FREE MONEY WZCW. This is bigger than Reynolds and Cooper. This is the match that should have been a guaranteed thing. I am the guillotine and their leader's head shalll be a trophy on my mantle.

This must happen. This ain't about redeeming my loss at KC IV. This is about ending the horror that has plagued WZCW for far too long.

I'll put a fucking name bet on it. This is how serious I am.

Liar.

 

[Dagger Dias]

I don't think you realize the absolute hatred/disdain I have for the bronies crowd.

All the more reason for Tiffany to smite them then. She is a Paladin of Mystra and a well known ability of Paladins is Smite Evil. Her human form just happens to have a finisher with the same name.

Ending their leader will lead to the crumbing of their society.

FalKon's the leader of the pony society?

YOU ARE GIVING UP FREE MONEY WZCW. This is bigger than Reynolds and Cooper. This is the match that should have been a guaranteed thing. I am the guillotine and their leader's head shalll be a trophy on my mantle.

Ladies and gentlemen, the main event of All Stars 4 is already being predicted.

This must happen. This ain't about redeeming my loss at KC IV. This is about ending the horror that has plagued WZCW for far too long.

There's a rumor floating around that the ponies are part of the new church of Shar.... For those who are unfamiliar with D&D mythology (which I believe ends up being everyone but Shotaro and myself) Shar is the deity rival of Mystra, the deity who Tiffany is a holy warrior of.

I'll put a fucking name bet on it. This is how serious I am.

How about we save it for All Stars 4 then? The card's already announced for this year's event.

 

[GI Cake]

Dagger go home, Ty's drunk.

 

[Dagger Dias]

Dagger go home, Ty's drunk.

That he is, and I've got work in the morning.... I'm done for the night.

 

[Dirk]

I'm only seeing now that Freddie Vos made it to All-Stars. Brings a tear to my eye, it does. So proud of him...

Spoiler

 

[Con T.]

Been gone a couple days... Did not know All Stars was only one round.

Well, looks like this is going to be a gigantic RP

 

[Ty Burna]

Arguing with drunk Ty is a fruitless endeavor.

Trust me, I've tried many times.

 

[Dagger Dias]

I wasn't arguing, just giving you a hard time.

 

[JGlass]

You know you spend too much time thinking about the fed when...

You have a dream where Showtime steals Ty Burna's wife away from him in reality, so we decide to build a kayfabe feud around it.

 

[Ty Burna]

You know you spend too much time thinking about the fed when...

You have a dream where Showtime steals Ty Burna's wife away from him in reality, so we decide to build a kayfabe feud around it.

Lulz.

So tell me more about how you dream of me at night.

 

[JGlass]

Lulz.

So tell me more about how you dream of me at night.

Showtime used his Canadian charms and the internet to lure your wife from the warm heartland of North Dakota to the cold grasp of the Canadian tundra, and she took the kids too. In real life you were a miserable fuck (and I think you were played by The Undertaker), but we decided that we would make it into a feud, and Ty Burna would come back as a face to fight a heel Showtime.

That was pretty much it.

 

[Ty Burna]

Showtime used his Canadian charms and the internet to lure your wife from the warm heartland of North Dakota to the cold grasp of the Canadian tundra, and she took the kids too. In real life you were a miserable fuck (and I think you were played by The Undertaker), but we decided that we would make it into a feud, and Ty Burna would come back as a face to fight a heel Showtime.

That was pretty much it.

So basically just the real life version of the Showtime/Ty Burna feud we had leading into Kingdom Come III. With kids involved.

I'm assuming there was a custody ladder match included in there somewhere.

Oh and there's not much difference between Winnipeg and North Dakota.

 

[Lee]

Well Allstars seems fun, ideally would have preferred a one on one match but a tag can suffice.

 

[Dirk]

Shhh, the midnight blooms like a black rose...

Yeah, I can do angsty.

 

[Beastmode 24]

Shhh, the midnight blooms like a black rose...

Yeah, I can do angsty.

Good. You can write the next Corvus RP.

 

[Dirk]

How ARE things looking on the Corvus front?

 

[Beastmode 24]

All is well. Just lurking in the shadows, that sort of thing.

Got 100 percent completion on GTA V finally

 

[Jessie Lynn DivaGirl]

Aw, I'm bummed at myself for not pulling thru with the All-Stars character. I was going to do an entire characted based off a song too... Oh well, next year.

 

[Showtime]

I couldn't be happier with my match up for All Stars. This is going to be fun.

 

[M]

I couldn't be happier with my match up for All Stars. This is going to be fun.

Neither could I, although I have no idea what a coffee cup match is it sounds outrageous

 

[JGlass]

Neither could I, although I have no idea what a coffee cup match is it sounds outrageous

I think what it essentially boils down to is that both Mark Madden and Walter Feldgrau have to pin Coffee Cup, but Coffee Cup can pin either of them.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

But Mark Madden would crush Coffee Cup with one pin attempt...