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Dude! Grammar don't come from no gizmo! It comes from your crotch! No, wait...Rated R Nightmare said:the stupid grammar checker
I liked DC's salty tongue
I just changed a flat tire. I feel pretty manly right now. Well, as manly as a frog can be.
I had an in-character experience last night: My dad had a LOT of burglaries and one armed robbery at his home this year, so now he carries his .38 special with him wherever he goes.Kermit said:I feel pretty manly right now.
It's the time zones...TheRealDC said:Wow is this place ever quiet...
Okay so I lied. In fact, I admit that my entire yesterday was devoted to fixing up dance moves for K-5 grade school kids for next weeks Vacation Bible School.
Vacation Bible School? If there's one way I don't want to spend my vacation, it's at a school that teaches about the Bible.
I took a survey yesterday from a call in New Jersey and they asked me how much I cared about certain situations in Murica, and whether I felt there was any hatred towards certain races or beliefs within our borders.
I told them white people are too paranoid (I'm white), old blood is scared of new blood. People that hate gay people are unhappy and idiots. There isn't enough hatred towards white people that feel superior. And, I'm a Jedi, they supposedly recognize this religion in "Other". Agnostic, is what I told her once she thought I was joking... I wasn't.
I know in the service they do allow Jedi as a religion on dog tags. Otherwise idk, New Zealand has recognized it, and has the highest collection of self identifying Jedi.
Goddamn right they do. I have 3 pairs of dog tags with Jedi as my religious preference.
God bless America.
Oh, today's the U.S Army's 238th birthday. This means I'm gonna have a freedom boner all day.
Vacation Bible School? If there's one way I don't want to spend my vacation, it's at a school that teaches about the Bible.
Good thing you didn't have my childhood. Bible school and vacation bible school.
According to them, the "M" logo for McDonald's are subliminally "breasts". Armed with that knowledge I've never looked at them the same since.
In the 1960's McDonald's was looking to update its image and its restaurants. This included getting rid of the golden arches and coming up with a new logo. However, the company wasn't about to risk upsetting their business so they hired a design consultant and psychologist to help assist them in their transition. The Consultant vigorously argued against getting rid of the arches, saying they had a certain Freudian effect, and represented "mother McDonald’s breasts." The company ended up taking their consultant's advice and the now famous arches stayed put.