Jeff Deliverer of Mail
Money for nothin, chicks for free
I wrapped the Die Hard coloring and activity book, then wrapped it again, then put it in a plastic Sobeys bag, then wrapped it again, then put it in another Sobeys bag, wrapped it, Sobeys again, then wrapped it by rolling it five times, ripped a big piece of paper off the printer and wrote that only a tough girl can open this, from Hans. If this present doesn't get at least one laugh out of her then I quit.