The description for the Taylor/Keaton match is actually right here.
Eve Taylor was the favourite to win Lethal Lottery and after successfully doing so she has earned a championship match in the main event of Kingdom Come. LOOOOOOOOOOOL! Crumbled like a moist cookie! Eve had no heart in the paint, son! Justin Cooper had six eliminations, Eve Taylor couldn't last six minutes! Her finisher is the Fashion Statement, she's just been served with an eviction statement! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! Eve Taylor is the best out of Cerberus, that's like saying you're the best guide out of the three blind mice! Justin Cooper has won Lethal Lottery, Eve Taylor is going to have to star in an adult film called Lethal Lottery just to pay her damn bills! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! The Hollow Ones were revealed at Lethal Lottery but Eve Taylor disappeared! Mikey is overweight but Eve Taylor is OVER THE TOP ROPE! Mikey has 2 World Championships, Eve Taylor has 1 shitty relationship! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! The only big one Eve is going to get is Mikey cause he's fat! Cooper spent 30 seconds in the six man, Eve Taylor's performance was even worse than that. Cooper has as many Kingdom Come main event appearances as Titus. Eve has as many World Championships as Armando Paradyse! Eve dreamed of the main event but she can't even make the poster! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! Eve was eliminated by Tyrone Blades, Cooper is 2-0 on PPV against Tyrone Blades! If this was a farm, Tyrone is the goat, Eve is the donkey and Cooper is the farmer cause he owned all of ya'll! ONE LAST TIME! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! Cooper cried cause it was his career highlight, Eve cried because she ruined her hair highlights. Eve ran out of the arena not because she was upset but because she had to try catch the Justin Cooper bandwagon! Cooper and Mikey are in the main event, Eve Taylor can't even be at ringside! Cerberus were GREAT but Eve Taylor will NOT main event Kingdom Come EIGHT!