WZCW Discussion Thread
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Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
*starts looking for the hidden beer fund while no one is around*
Prince Vee
Better than I think I am
RP is up. Soon I'll start writing feedback for everyone as possible
I wouldn't bother. It's likely in Creative Control. They aren't gonna hide that where anyone could see it.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
I kept my key
They changed the locks.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
We use a retina scanner and fingerprint ID system now. Got to keep the riff raff out.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
Well shit
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
Speaking of shit, I finished writing my RP at about 4am this morning.
Uh oh.... Milenko raises a good point, Yaz. Can S.H.I.T. bypass the scanners? He's a robot after all.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
Haha nah, we have fail safes in place. You have to have a super secret code word that is so top secret no one could ever guess after you get past the retinal scan.
Even if we did penetrate (hehe) the secret fortress, we added a self destruct mechanism that can only be activated if KJ and I turn keys on opposite sides of the room.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
So can I borrow $20
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
We spent all the money on upgrading the creative room. It's why no one gets pyro anymore. We can't afford it.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
Hrmph 
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
Besides all that, the secret alcohol fund Vault can only be found by going to [REDACTED] then three of you must [REDACTED] while the other [REDACTED] and then swear fealty to the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED].
And that complete step one of 40ish. Simple. Really.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
We usually just sneak up when Spidey forgets to close the door.
You think there's anything left at the end of the weekend?
Don't forget the penile scanner. And the anal probe that Haiku suggested...weirdo...
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
I was hoping you guys dropped at least $10 during your drunken parties
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
At least I kept the key to the back door.
I was not lol I've missed a lot in my time away, sadly.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
So between Ricky Runn being young plucky generic daredevil and awesome swagtastic leader of the masses, he had this gimmick called Bad Luck Ricky. Everything he did he messed up, mostly for comedic value, though once he did run over a guy with a car so we could write him off....oh and he broke a girls neck to write her off.
Anyway a couple of Lethal Lotteries ago he placed 31st, just missing the cut. We decided instead of leaving him off the show, we would put him in a segment that explained why he missed the Lottery. The segment fell to me, so I write him being anal probed by TSA agents for bringing lube that they thought was explosive gel onto an airplane. It was mostly done to make Pancake laugh because he and I are bros, but it turned out being kind of funny. It was probably my first ever sexual related joke in the fed. I think a lot of people probably wish I would have never made it.
Spidey Revivey
Porn is okay here long as it ain't dudes.
Sneaking suspicion the vault I found was only a decoy.
Spidey Revivey
Porn is okay here long as it ain't dudes.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
When he finally writes me from basic I'll make sure to blame him in the letter I write back.
