Spidey Revivey
Porn is okay here long as it ain't dudes.
I grew up in West Virginia, a state where the most current passtime is getting shitfaced and running away from cops on a John Deere. My father gave me my first sip of alcohol when I was 7 years old, and I got drunk for the first time off of homemade moonshine when I was 14. By the time I was 17 and joined the Army, I had been in the drunk tank at my local jail more times than I could count, and the only reason I didn't have a record is because my uncle was the Chief of police, and made me pay everything back by washing the squad cars.
After joining the Army, myself and three of my friends constantly got drunk and acted like Vikings. I'm pretty sure you've heard us called by our biblical names:
Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death.
I'm pretty sure that what you call drinking I call Tuesday night.
Come at me, bro.
Arkansas. I'm from fuckin Arkansas. remember CLinton? he was us. We don't give a fuck.
<3 ya Meeks. Let's get fuggd together.